What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

12 Mar 2002 David Bradley stick a glass bottle down your neck and smash your windpipe with a hammer and in doing so you will break the glass, which will cut the lining of your throat, leaving you to bleed to death with very little blood present

04 Mar 2002 KK the killer s'immoler par le feu. ça dure plus longtemps et les souffrances sont plus atroces encore

09 Feb 2002 dead and forgotten simply pretend you're a car and that you're low on fluids, give it a fuel up, then stick a lighter up your ass along with some fire works and display your parts for everyone

01 Feb 2002 BILL BILLSON I'D HAVE TO SAY THE BEST WAY TO KILL YOURSELF IS TO HAVE SEX WITH ME. I HAVE AIDS.

25 Jan 2002 one fucked up nut if you really want to go out in a way so that no one will forget you i have some good ideas for all you little devils:
1.) procure a motorcycle, learn to ride it, then go out on the highway without a helmet. when you reach the speed of 100 mph hurl yourself off face first. I assure you there will be nothing left of your face besides a bloody heaping mass of flesh.
2.) This is a good one for anyone who lives near the ocean: find a way to get out to sea, cut yourself in several places and jump in the water, i guarantee no one will forget your pale bloated carcass, with massive chunks of flesh ripped out from a shark, floats to shore or the surface.
3.) have someone very close to you dissect you while you're still alive, then have them place hooks in between the incision and pull in every which way, once your stomach is completely wide open with you watching, your intestines and other organs will proceed to fall out.
4. OR ALL YOU FUCKED UP FUCKS COULD NOT KILL YOURSELVES AND FUCKIN DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR LIFE!! NOTHING IS SO BAD WHERE YOU HAVE TO KILL YOURSELF!! I CAN ATTEST TO THAT BECAUSE I WAS A POW IN VIETNAM!! IF YOU WANT TO SEE SOME FUCKED UP SHIT GO TO WAR, MAYBE THEN YOUR MEANINGLESS LIVES WILL BE CUT SHORT BY A RPG SEPARATING YOUR TORSO FROM YOUR LEGS!! OR A SNIPERS BULLET RIPPING YOUR HEAD APART!!! YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME SICK IN FACT IT MAKES ME SO SICK, THAT YOU SHOULD DIE, GO AHEAD KILL YOURSELF, MAKE SURE IT'S A PAINFUL DEATH, ALL YOU LITTLE WEAK IMPUTANT PIECES OF SHIT!

25 Jan 2002 Guardian I'm 15, so I can't really tell you what the best way to kill yourself is when your under 13... not that that should make a difference or anything. Well anyways, what I would do, is first, find a gun. Any gun will do, preferably a semi-automatic... and make sure you have tons of ammo. Go to the main office at your school, make sure no one is around. Point the gun at the clerk, and demand the schedules for every jock and prep and christian freak, and goody goody jackass that ever wronged you. Make sure you know exactly what sport all the jocks play, and what position, AND that they are idiots, and their only hope of making it in life is a scholarship by sports. The preps/everyone else, don't really matter. Soon after you leave the office, I am sure your school will announce that it's time to go into lockdown procedure, or code red, or whatever the fuck they call it. Find every classroom that your victims might be in. Bust down the door, order everyone to stay perfectly still, except for your victim. Order them to stand up and come to the front of the room (of course, all of this would be much better if you had one of your homicidal/suicidal friends with you.. just wait, the good parts coming soon) If he happens to be a star quarterback, shoot him in the right shoulder. If he happens to be a soccer player, shoot him in the thigh, etc etc. But don't kill him, kill the preps and assholes, and everyone who doesn't have anything to live for but doesn't know it yet. Beforehand, be sure you leave a will and all that shit for your parents. continue your killing spree untill you get bored, or finish. Then with your remaining bullet, kill yourself. Otherwise, if you don't feel like going through all the trouble of killing all these people yourself, and the preplanning and all that, you can wait untill some other kid starts to shoot up the school, knock him out and take his stuff, when he wakes up, yell at him for being a moron, for a while, and then tell him your plan. ask him to help you out, if he doesn't, kill him and continue as above stated. Don't forget killing yourself in the end, but it's always best to get the assholes first.

21 Jan 2002 Krackpot * Are you a Yoga fanatic? If so then you will probably be able to perfect the 'up your own a$$' position. When you have done this stay up there and don't come out. It shouldn't take too long before the lack of oxygen or the smell gets you.

19 Jan 2002 ariosto jumping from a second floor to a barbed wire fence and obtain terrible injuries so to loose all blood in your body in the way to the hospital

17 Jan 2002 __/)(__ If you are under 13, I recommend that you go to an overpass on a highway, not during rush hour, but when it is fairly busy. Time your jump into the fast lane so that you will get slammed by a car with a velocity of 75 mph, in addition to your falling speed. Hopefully all the bones in your body will become broken, and then you will be pulled under the car, and shot out the other side. Now your limp and very dead body will be bouncing all over the highway. In addition to killing yourself, you might cause the unlucky soul what was driving, to run into a cement wall. Or perhaps they will be driven into deep depression...

good joob

10 Jan 2002 Fluffie McDog First Get fucked outta your mind on any kind of acoholic substance that you can find so your bloods thin. Then get both nipples and eye brows pierced attach, all with chains, then attach the chains to a car and get your buddies to dive until you die.

Have fun :)

22 Dec 2001 Dougie the best way to kill yourself when your under 13 is to make a snuff movie with your mom's friends... but u gotta make sure the movie will be released after ur death!!

07 Dec 2001 qwertyb1 well you could walk to sckool with nothing on, then lock ur self in the janitor's closet, then cut yer wrists and pour the cleaning chemicals over the cut, then if that doesn't work inhale and drink the chemicals

06 Dec 2001 GLORIA KNOWS ME I BELIEVE THE BEST WAY IS TO DO SOMETHING HORRIBLE AND DISGUSTING, LIKE CHOP OFF YOUR GENITALS AND FRY THEM IN A SKILLET BEFORE YOU BLEED TO DEATH, OR SIMPLEY GO TO A STORE AND BUY RAZOR WIRE MAKE A NOOSE AND HANG YOURSELF. THAT WAY YOU DECAPITATE YOURSELF AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO WAIT. MAKE SURE THERE IS A HUNGRY DOG PENNED UP IN THE ROOM. I WOULD PERSONALY SPEND ALL MY HARD EARNED MONEY (THAT DOESN'T REALLY GO VERY FAR ANYWAY) ON CRACK AND GO DOWN TOWN AND FIND SOME HURTING FIEND AND TELL HIM HE CAN HAVE ALL THE CRACK IN MY POCKET IF HE CHEWS OUT MY THROAT.

05 Dec 2001 Raynil Get a blade, or a really sharp knife, cut the veins around your neck, mainly the large one to kill yourself really fast!! Stab yourself at the back of the head with the knife, this way you won't feel much pain... but remember, you'll have to do it hard and strong or else heaps of pain will follow... Jump off an extremely tall building whilst lit on fire... that way you die in style... KID! (suicide is no JOKE!)

04 Dec 2001 Chris OK. Suicide is selfish. One of my best friends attempted it (with no good reason) and failed. She was worse off afterwards. If something sucks, fix it! Move away, seek counseling, whatever. Don't wait for the world to get better, it won't... Anyhow, the best way is:

1: Go on top of a large (at least 50 feet) building.
2: Tie your feet to something sturdy with a 30 feet long, thick rope.
3: Use a 25 feet long string, preferably thin steel, and tie it around your neck.
4: Glue your hands to your head, upside down.
5: Jump off.

Result: The steel string will cut your head off, leaving you hanging upside down, with your head the right way between your arms. If you do it right, your head will bust someone's window and you'll be peeking in - blood running from your neck and down your face.

Quite humorous to read the well-formulated posts from alledged 13 year-olds. Some are even engaged. Engagements happen, 13 year-old Americans writing well don't.

13 Nov 2001 linty eat a bunch of chlorine powder, wash it down with auto brake fluid... it'll take the experts a lot of work to try and figure out what the hell happened. (about 30 seconds after they mix they will burn quite strongly)

04 Nov 2001 Bridget Well... I would be at school. I would take my #2 pencils and stick them into my nostrils. Then I would slam my face against my table.

01 Nov 2001 David JUMPING OFF BRIDGES (slice and dice with piano wire).

Necessary:
Rope, pianowire and a high bridge

Never been tried. Can also be used with a fairly high building, but then the art-motive will disappear.
Cut the rope and wire in various lengths. Each length must not be longer than the height of the bridge.
Tie one end of the ropes and wires to the bridge Tie the other part of the ropes to different bodyparts like thigh, calves, torso etc. Then tie the pianowires around your joints. (Don't forget your genitals..)
When you jump various parts of you body are whipped away by the pianowire nooses, and your bits are held up by the ropes swaying in the breeze. If you to this right you should end up with just your torso hanging by it's neck above the sea, highway, ground.
Do it with friends, and call it art.

17 Oct 2001 craig milner cut your dick in half then put vinegar on it have a knife in your hand with the pain of this you will cut of your dick and die of blood loss

15 Oct 2001 FRED DURST cut the sides of ur mouth and the whole of ur body with a pen knife. Then jump into a bath of salt water. Feel the consequences as ur mouth splits open!!!! HAVE A FUN TIME ESPECIALLY WITH M8'S.

FROM FRED DURST, KEZ + CASEY
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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
12 Mar 2002	David Bradley	stick a glass bottle down your neck and smash your windpipe with a hammer and in doing so you will break the glass, which will cut the lining of your throat, leaving you to bleed to death with very little blood present
04 Mar 2002	KK the killer	s'immoler par le feu. ça dure plus longtemps et les souffrances sont plus atroces encore
09 Feb 2002	dead and forgotten	simply pretend you're a car and that you're low on fluids, give it a fuel up, then stick a lighter up your ass along with some fire works and display your parts for everyone
01 Feb 2002	BILL BILLSON	I'D HAVE TO SAY THE BEST WAY TO KILL YOURSELF IS TO HAVE SEX WITH ME. I HAVE AIDS.
25 Jan 2002	one fucked up nut	if you really want to go out in a way so that no one will forget you i have some good ideas for all you little devils: 1.) procure a motorcycle, learn to ride it, then go out on the highway without a helmet. when you reach the speed of 100 mph hurl yourself off face first. I assure you there will be nothing left of your face besides a bloody heaping mass of flesh. 2.) This is a good one for anyone who lives near the ocean: find a way to get out to sea, cut yourself in several places and jump in the water, i guarantee no one will forget your pale bloated carcass, with massive chunks of flesh ripped out from a shark, floats to shore or the surface. 3.) have someone very close to you dissect you while you're still alive, then have them place hooks in between the incision and pull in every which way, once your stomach is completely wide open with you watching, your intestines and other organs will proceed to fall out. 4. OR ALL YOU FUCKED UP FUCKS COULD NOT KILL YOURSELVES AND FUCKIN DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR LIFE!! NOTHING IS SO BAD WHERE YOU HAVE TO KILL YOURSELF!! I CAN ATTEST TO THAT BECAUSE I WAS A POW IN VIETNAM!! IF YOU WANT TO SEE SOME FUCKED UP SHIT GO TO WAR, MAYBE THEN YOUR MEANINGLESS LIVES WILL BE CUT SHORT BY A RPG SEPARATING YOUR TORSO FROM YOUR LEGS!! OR A SNIPERS BULLET RIPPING YOUR HEAD APART!!! YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME SICK IN FACT IT MAKES ME SO SICK, THAT YOU SHOULD DIE, GO AHEAD KILL YOURSELF, MAKE SURE IT'S A PAINFUL DEATH, ALL YOU LITTLE WEAK IMPUTANT PIECES OF SHIT!
25 Jan 2002	Guardian	I'm 15, so I can't really tell you what the best way to kill yourself is when your under 13... not that that should make a difference or anything. Well anyways, what I would do, is first, find a gun. Any gun will do, preferably a semi-automatic... and make sure you have tons of ammo. Go to the main office at your school, make sure no one is around. Point the gun at the clerk, and demand the schedules for every jock and prep and christian freak, and goody goody jackass that ever wronged you. Make sure you know exactly what sport all the jocks play, and what position, AND that they are idiots, and their only hope of making it in life is a scholarship by sports. The preps/everyone else, don't really matter. Soon after you leave the office, I am sure your school will announce that it's time to go into lockdown procedure, or code red, or whatever the fuck they call it. Find every classroom that your victims might be in. Bust down the door, order everyone to stay perfectly still, except for your victim. Order them to stand up and come to the front of the room (of course, all of this would be much better if you had one of your homicidal/suicidal friends with you.. just wait, the good parts coming soon) If he happens to be a star quarterback, shoot him in the right shoulder. If he happens to be a soccer player, shoot him in the thigh, etc etc. But don't kill him, kill the preps and assholes, and everyone who doesn't have anything to live for but doesn't know it yet. Beforehand, be sure you leave a will and all that shit for your parents. continue your killing spree untill you get bored, or finish. Then with your remaining bullet, kill yourself. Otherwise, if you don't feel like going through all the trouble of killing all these people yourself, and the preplanning and all that, you can wait untill some other kid starts to shoot up the school, knock him out and take his stuff, when he wakes up, yell at him for being a moron, for a while, and then tell him your plan. ask him to help you out, if he doesn't, kill him and continue as above stated. Don't forget killing yourself in the end, but it's always best to get the assholes first.
21 Jan 2002	Krackpot *	Are you a Yoga fanatic? If so then you will probably be able to perfect the 'up your own a$$' position. When you have done this stay up there and don't come out. It shouldn't take too long before the lack of oxygen or the smell gets you.
19 Jan 2002	ariosto	jumping from a second floor to a barbed wire fence and obtain terrible injuries so to loose all blood in your body in the way to the hospital
17 Jan 2002	__/)(__	If you are under 13, I recommend that you go to an overpass on a highway, not during rush hour, but when it is fairly busy. Time your jump into the fast lane so that you will get slammed by a car with a velocity of 75 mph, in addition to your falling speed. Hopefully all the bones in your body will become broken, and then you will be pulled under the car, and shot out the other side. Now your limp and very dead body will be bouncing all over the highway. In addition to killing yourself, you might cause the unlucky soul what was driving, to run into a cement wall. Or perhaps they will be driven into deep depression... good joob
10 Jan 2002	Fluffie McDog	First Get fucked outta your mind on any kind of acoholic substance that you can find so your bloods thin. Then get both nipples and eye brows pierced attach, all with chains, then attach the chains to a car and get your buddies to dive until you die. Have fun :)
22 Dec 2001	Dougie	the best way to kill yourself when your under 13 is to make a snuff movie with your mom's friends... but u gotta make sure the movie will be released after ur death!!
07 Dec 2001	qwertyb1	well you could walk to sckool with nothing on, then lock ur self in the janitor's closet, then cut yer wrists and pour the cleaning chemicals over the cut, then if that doesn't work inhale and drink the chemicals
06 Dec 2001	GLORIA KNOWS ME	I BELIEVE THE BEST WAY IS TO DO SOMETHING HORRIBLE AND DISGUSTING, LIKE CHOP OFF YOUR GENITALS AND FRY THEM IN A SKILLET BEFORE YOU BLEED TO DEATH, OR SIMPLEY GO TO A STORE AND BUY RAZOR WIRE MAKE A NOOSE AND HANG YOURSELF. THAT WAY YOU DECAPITATE YOURSELF AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO WAIT. MAKE SURE THERE IS A HUNGRY DOG PENNED UP IN THE ROOM. I WOULD PERSONALY SPEND ALL MY HARD EARNED MONEY (THAT DOESN'T REALLY GO VERY FAR ANYWAY) ON CRACK AND GO DOWN TOWN AND FIND SOME HURTING FIEND AND TELL HIM HE CAN HAVE ALL THE CRACK IN MY POCKET IF HE CHEWS OUT MY THROAT.
05 Dec 2001	Raynil	Get a blade, or a really sharp knife, cut the veins around your neck, mainly the large one to kill yourself really fast!! Stab yourself at the back of the head with the knife, this way you won't feel much pain... but remember, you'll have to do it hard and strong or else heaps of pain will follow... Jump off an extremely tall building whilst lit on fire... that way you die in style... KID! (suicide is no JOKE!)
04 Dec 2001	Chris	OK. Suicide is selfish. One of my best friends attempted it (with no good reason) and failed. She was worse off afterwards. If something sucks, fix it! Move away, seek counseling, whatever. Don't wait for the world to get better, it won't... Anyhow, the best way is: 1: Go on top of a large (at least 50 feet) building. 2: Tie your feet to something sturdy with a 30 feet long, thick rope. 3: Use a 25 feet long string, preferably thin steel, and tie it around your neck. 4: Glue your hands to your head, upside down. 5: Jump off. Result: The steel string will cut your head off, leaving you hanging upside down, with your head the right way between your arms. If you do it right, your head will bust someone's window and you'll be peeking in - blood running from your neck and down your face. Quite humorous to read the well-formulated posts from alledged 13 year-olds. Some are even engaged. Engagements happen, 13 year-old Americans writing well don't.
13 Nov 2001	linty	eat a bunch of chlorine powder, wash it down with auto brake fluid... it'll take the experts a lot of work to try and figure out what the hell happened. (about 30 seconds after they mix they will burn quite strongly)
04 Nov 2001	Bridget	Well... I would be at school. I would take my #2 pencils and stick them into my nostrils. Then I would slam my face against my table.
01 Nov 2001	David	JUMPING OFF BRIDGES (slice and dice with piano wire). Necessary: Rope, pianowire and a high bridge Never been tried. Can also be used with a fairly high building, but then the art-motive will disappear. Cut the rope and wire in various lengths. Each length must not be longer than the height of the bridge. Tie one end of the ropes and wires to the bridge Tie the other part of the ropes to different bodyparts like thigh, calves, torso etc. Then tie the pianowires around your joints. (Don't forget your genitals..) When you jump various parts of you body are whipped away by the pianowire nooses, and your bits are held up by the ropes swaying in the breeze. If you to this right you should end up with just your torso hanging by it's neck above the sea, highway, ground. Do it with friends, and call it art.
17 Oct 2001	craig milner	cut your dick in half then put vinegar on it have a knife in your hand with the pain of this you will cut of your dick and die of blood loss
15 Oct 2001	FRED DURST	cut the sides of ur mouth and the whole of ur body with a pen knife. Then jump into a bath of salt water. Feel the consequences as ur mouth splits open!!!! HAVE A FUN TIME ESPECIALLY WITH M8'S. FROM FRED DURST, KEZ + CASEY XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX