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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

22 Feb 2023 лера выйди в поле летом в полнолуние,найди акконит или подобную ядовитую хуйню.съешь столько сколько в тебя влезет, потом смотри на солнце и иди вперед.смотри на солнце пока не ослепнешь ,не упадешь на колени и не начнешь умирать от жажды и яда.у людей нашедших твой труп будет масса вопросов

12 Feb 2023 professional bird watcher. My friend was videoing out the window of a jet when they were going on a family trip. I spoke to my friend on the phone when they were at the airport. 2 days later I was contacted by the coroners office of their destination. They wanted me to come and identify the bodies. So Got on a plane. Upon arrival they told me the plane malfunctioned during take off they crashed and died. It was my friend and his family. Since they were all dead they released their stuff to me. I just dumped it in my carry on bag and had to hurry to make my flight. Once I was seated I looked in my bag to see what I had. I found my friends cell phone. I checked it out. The plane began taking off. I found the last video. It showed the plane taking off. And these sea gulls flying right into the turbine jet engine. The video shows the crash and you can hear my friend screaming. And then it stops and the phone tumbles a little. And just then I look up and out the window. I see sea gulls flying right to the jet engine. This sucks.

08 Feb 2023 more earth shakes coming. I saw two policemen being chased by a bear that an animal rights activist released from the zoo. They shot it many times with their little nine mil popcap pistol but it just pissed the bear off and the intensity of chasing and eventually the mauling. The bear swatted the first policeman and shreds him badly. Once he was on the ground the bear repeatedly stomps his chest with both front paws. The result was a caved in chest cavity, squished vital organs as well as punctured by rib and sternum shards. The spine crushed. The other policeman had balls and jumped on the bears back. I doubt he had thoughts this thru. The bear ripped off his arm at the shoulder and bit his other hand off. Then it swatted his head and that part was a little gross. My stomach turned a little when I saw the head flatten and brains went everywhere. Then the bear ate them. I decided to go home and I remember thinking, what if the animals rights are more important than human lives guy let out a lion, or huge gorilla. They have all kinds of animals in the san diego zoo. I also decided to call the police dispatch and tell them pistols are not effective.

01 Feb 2023 happy ending massage and wax parlour There is simply nothing quite like a freshly waxed ass crack. So smooth. So soft. Totally frictionless as you walk or run. It feels so clean. So slick. Even when you fart it feels different. As the warm fart gas blasts you can feel the breeze slick right over the hairless valley. Total slick ass crack. Having said that ultimate best way is pour paint stripper down your freshly waxed ass crack rub a lot in each eye simultaneously. Then just drink the rest of the paint stripper. If you can swallow even one gulp that should kill you if you dont instantly vomit it all up, but I dont think you will vomit.

29 Jan 2023 ♥blowing ♥bloody♥ bubbles♥🧟 Prolly like eating a large jar of chili powder and when your tummy is all jacked up, the sheer force exerted upon the porcelain bowl, it shears into long jagged pieces and gravity pulls you down impaling you right in your bottom and privates up into your chili powder filled intestines. As you begin to loose conscious ness from blood loss the bowels errupt with chili diarrhea. Whoever finds you will have this sight and scent forever seared into their mind. They will have fears of going to the crapper. The trauma will warrant counseling and maybe medication. Every time they smell poop they will uncontrollably start crying and shaking. They may even develop wierder habits afterwards like pooping outside behind the shed. Fear of toilets. Running away screaming when some one farts.

29 Jan 2023 scout i dont want to be afraid anymore.

28 Jan 2023 лох нажрись таблеток нах и ебани сальтуху с крыши. Будет ахуенно

23 Jan 2023 inside your brain. 🧠👾😵 I was reading nooz artickles and what I read? A cargo fleet of space crafts were intercepted by a meteor shower while en route to deliver a 20 year supply of garlic bread sticks to a space station. The garlic bread sticks are tumbling thru space but caught in earths gravitational field. They will continue to orbit earth and sometime next month they will rain down, and the garlic breadstick shower should last about two days. The entire earth is going to get space man food raining down. Set out baskets once it starts and they will never touch dirt. We can even make it the first international holiday. We can call it sticks of bread day. This will be a day vampires and bakery shop owners will fear.

12 Jan 2023 wugs poo take a massive dump

11 Jan 2023 forgiver c I want marilyn manson so bad. i want any old dirtbag to stick me and give me something new. i want that pasty wife beater to be mine. i only want him. i NEED HIM!!! my first kiss will be covered in dark-nude lipstick with dead skin skills.

06 Jan 2023 trifecta of fecal samples. Have you ever met a flat earther? Their nipples go in, and some scientist believe flat earthers are actually an alien race that wants to use real humans as their new food supply. .

27 Dec 2022 john dough There is nothing like right before, the tiniest yet so fragrant. Ahh yes, right before fecal excretion those tiny little bubble farts. I just want to infiltrate your air space. I like to slowly and quietly gas them. Once their face shows they have detected, yell chemical warfare you got gassed by air raid.

26 Dec 2022 Acorn valley. I saw this video where this crazy woman was shoving acorns into her birth canal as to germinate the seeds, but the seed got stuck and an oak tree grew out. The tree grew and grew until it was bigger than she was. Years later children play in a tree house built in this tree.

30 Nov 2022 your casual psycho make a really long and deep slice through that one main vein in your arm

24 Nov 2022 Крис Как насчёт посыпать себе в еду стеклянного порошка?

21 Nov 2022 FREE SNACKS !!! w( Today i watched my neighbors dog catch a squirrel. Death was instant. But the dog still raged out and was even foaming at the mouth. Once there was only pieces left the dog ate the squirrel bits. It was a really awesome sight. And the dog didnt eat the tail so i picked it up and nailed it above my door. I decided to fabricate an all metal feeder but the feed is in the center of a platform so big they must step on it. Except its wired to high voltage, and litte tree rat gets fried. I cant run fast like a dog so i will let it come to a back corner of the yard. With cameras recording, so i can watch over and over. I will also harvest the meat, cook it in a soup, make breadsticks, and invite all my nosy neighbors over for a neighborly dinner.when they depart, give each one a pelt. Maybe they will figure out what they just ate.

31 Oct 2022 the wind blows where it will Here is a catholic prayer they are now teaching in catholic schools:

Lord, may my enemies and oppressors have extremely bad gas in hell. Gas so bad the large intestine swells 7 times its normal size. And the gas should be highly flamable, burning even the inside of the blow hole. The large intestine refilling in seconds only to forcefully blast flames out their bum, leaving them howling in pain. Every 10,000 years let the farts blast even hotter. And faster. May they burn all in their bottom, up inside their intestines with hell fire and habaneros. Burning inside out. Right out their bum bum. And wet farts will be molten lava.

06 Oct 2022 ͯ i have committed multiple vehicular manslaughter in several reisdences and im proud of doing it

05 Oct 2022 Henry Cool, professional leech & waste of space. . Ok, first, and this is waz up waz up, you gotsta join the cool kids club. Its easy. I am actually the founder, and owner of the club. The original cool kid. Heres how you join, and how I started this club. So its late evening. Not quite bed time yet. The fams in the den kick a relaxed laid back vibe. You already have on your comfy attire. No socks. You reach down a pick under your pinky toe nail, so you can really lift up and back... And lets pause here. Having done this a few times, lift up, and back. And do so quickly. It hurts less, and do not stop. Rip that pinky toe nail right off. Its surprizingly not as painful as it sounds. But, it does still hurt enough for you to go ahh ! And everyone knows something is wrong. In about two seconds maybe as much as twelve, blood will begin to stream out. Its ok. But urgently request a napkin, or towel or gauze, and say, i ripped out my toe nail and i will bleed all over the house. Help help. Eventually someone will enquire about, and you smile and say i wanted to join the cool kids club, you can join too! We can even video it and post all over the worldwidewebs. And listen i do not endorse suicide, but before you do if you are going to join the cool kids club! I do endorse janking pinky toe nails. But once you join, you may not want to kill yourself. Many people find the one ness with all other members out there, and they have an entirely new view of life. Now, as a member, you can wait around for your toe nails to grow back. If thats not a good enough reason to live ... Then wtf you want? Stop watching fairy tales and tv. Just get a real life. With real blood flowing out your pinky toe nail bed.

😎😎😎

03 Oct 2022 Jeffrey L. Dahmer firts of all u start murdering people and eating them and then u let one escape and then he tells the cops (btw be gay and go to gay bars) bnext u get arreatsted and then u go to jail and get 900 years and then all of a sudden u get hit in the back of a head with a metal rod👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍 (btw stikc ur penis into a beehive)

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
22 Feb 2023	лера	выйди в поле летом в полнолуние,найди акконит или подобную ядовитую хуйню.съешь столько сколько в тебя влезет, потом смотри на солнце и иди вперед.смотри на солнце пока не ослепнешь ,не упадешь на колени и не начнешь умирать от жажды и яда.у людей нашедших твой труп будет масса вопросов
12 Feb 2023	professional bird watcher.	My friend was videoing out the window of a jet when they were going on a family trip. I spoke to my friend on the phone when they were at the airport. 2 days later I was contacted by the coroners office of their destination. They wanted me to come and identify the bodies. So Got on a plane. Upon arrival they told me the plane malfunctioned during take off they crashed and died. It was my friend and his family. Since they were all dead they released their stuff to me. I just dumped it in my carry on bag and had to hurry to make my flight. Once I was seated I looked in my bag to see what I had. I found my friends cell phone. I checked it out. The plane began taking off. I found the last video. It showed the plane taking off. And these sea gulls flying right into the turbine jet engine. The video shows the crash and you can hear my friend screaming. And then it stops and the phone tumbles a little. And just then I look up and out the window. I see sea gulls flying right to the jet engine. This sucks.
08 Feb 2023	more earth shakes coming.	I saw two policemen being chased by a bear that an animal rights activist released from the zoo. They shot it many times with their little nine mil popcap pistol but it just pissed the bear off and the intensity of chasing and eventually the mauling. The bear swatted the first policeman and shreds him badly. Once he was on the ground the bear repeatedly stomps his chest with both front paws. The result was a caved in chest cavity, squished vital organs as well as punctured by rib and sternum shards. The spine crushed. The other policeman had balls and jumped on the bears back. I doubt he had thoughts this thru. The bear ripped off his arm at the shoulder and bit his other hand off. Then it swatted his head and that part was a little gross. My stomach turned a little when I saw the head flatten and brains went everywhere. Then the bear ate them. I decided to go home and I remember thinking, what if the animals rights are more important than human lives guy let out a lion, or huge gorilla. They have all kinds of animals in the san diego zoo. I also decided to call the police dispatch and tell them pistols are not effective.
01 Feb 2023	happy ending massage and wax parlour	There is simply nothing quite like a freshly waxed ass crack. So smooth. So soft. Totally frictionless as you walk or run. It feels so clean. So slick. Even when you fart it feels different. As the warm fart gas blasts you can feel the breeze slick right over the hairless valley. Total slick ass crack. Having said that ultimate best way is pour paint stripper down your freshly waxed ass crack rub a lot in each eye simultaneously. Then just drink the rest of the paint stripper. If you can swallow even one gulp that should kill you if you dont instantly vomit it all up, but I dont think you will vomit.
29 Jan 2023	♥blowing ♥bloody♥ bubbles♥🧟	Prolly like eating a large jar of chili powder and when your tummy is all jacked up, the sheer force exerted upon the porcelain bowl, it shears into long jagged pieces and gravity pulls you down impaling you right in your bottom and privates up into your chili powder filled intestines. As you begin to loose conscious ness from blood loss the bowels errupt with chili diarrhea. Whoever finds you will have this sight and scent forever seared into their mind. They will have fears of going to the crapper. The trauma will warrant counseling and maybe medication. Every time they smell poop they will uncontrollably start crying and shaking. They may even develop wierder habits afterwards like pooping outside behind the shed. Fear of toilets. Running away screaming when some one farts.
29 Jan 2023	scout	i dont want to be afraid anymore.
28 Jan 2023	лох	нажрись таблеток нах и ебани сальтуху с крыши. Будет ахуенно
23 Jan 2023	inside your brain. 🧠👾😵	I was reading nooz artickles and what I read? A cargo fleet of space crafts were intercepted by a meteor shower while en route to deliver a 20 year supply of garlic bread sticks to a space station. The garlic bread sticks are tumbling thru space but caught in earths gravitational field. They will continue to orbit earth and sometime next month they will rain down, and the garlic breadstick shower should last about two days. The entire earth is going to get space man food raining down. Set out baskets once it starts and they will never touch dirt. We can even make it the first international holiday. We can call it sticks of bread day. This will be a day vampires and bakery shop owners will fear.
12 Jan 2023	wugs poo	take a massive dump
11 Jan 2023	forgiver c	I want marilyn manson so bad. i want any old dirtbag to stick me and give me something new. i want that pasty wife beater to be mine. i only want him. i NEED HIM!!! my first kiss will be covered in dark-nude lipstick with dead skin skills.
06 Jan 2023	trifecta of fecal samples.	Have you ever met a flat earther? Their nipples go in, and some scientist believe flat earthers are actually an alien race that wants to use real humans as their new food supply. .
27 Dec 2022	john dough	There is nothing like right before, the tiniest yet so fragrant. Ahh yes, right before fecal excretion those tiny little bubble farts. I just want to infiltrate your air space. I like to slowly and quietly gas them. Once their face shows they have detected, yell chemical warfare you got gassed by air raid.
26 Dec 2022	Acorn valley.	I saw this video where this crazy woman was shoving acorns into her birth canal as to germinate the seeds, but the seed got stuck and an oak tree grew out. The tree grew and grew until it was bigger than she was. Years later children play in a tree house built in this tree.
30 Nov 2022	your casual psycho	make a really long and deep slice through that one main vein in your arm
24 Nov 2022	Крис	Как насчёт посыпать себе в еду стеклянного порошка?
21 Nov 2022	FREE SNACKS !!! w(	Today i watched my neighbors dog catch a squirrel. Death was instant. But the dog still raged out and was even foaming at the mouth. Once there was only pieces left the dog ate the squirrel bits. It was a really awesome sight. And the dog didnt eat the tail so i picked it up and nailed it above my door. I decided to fabricate an all metal feeder but the feed is in the center of a platform so big they must step on it. Except its wired to high voltage, and litte tree rat gets fried. I cant run fast like a dog so i will let it come to a back corner of the yard. With cameras recording, so i can watch over and over. I will also harvest the meat, cook it in a soup, make breadsticks, and invite all my nosy neighbors over for a neighborly dinner.when they depart, give each one a pelt. Maybe they will figure out what they just ate.
31 Oct 2022	the wind blows where it will	Here is a catholic prayer they are now teaching in catholic schools: Lord, may my enemies and oppressors have extremely bad gas in hell. Gas so bad the large intestine swells 7 times its normal size. And the gas should be highly flamable, burning even the inside of the blow hole. The large intestine refilling in seconds only to forcefully blast flames out their bum, leaving them howling in pain. Every 10,000 years let the farts blast even hotter. And faster. May they burn all in their bottom, up inside their intestines with hell fire and habaneros. Burning inside out. Right out their bum bum. And wet farts will be molten lava.
06 Oct 2022	ͯ	i have committed multiple vehicular manslaughter in several reisdences and im proud of doing it
05 Oct 2022	Henry Cool, professional leech & waste of space. .	Ok, first, and this is waz up waz up, you gotsta join the cool kids club. Its easy. I am actually the founder, and owner of the club. The original cool kid. Heres how you join, and how I started this club. So its late evening. Not quite bed time yet. The fams in the den kick a relaxed laid back vibe. You already have on your comfy attire. No socks. You reach down a pick under your pinky toe nail, so you can really lift up and back... And lets pause here. Having done this a few times, lift up, and back. And do so quickly. It hurts less, and do not stop. Rip that pinky toe nail right off. Its surprizingly not as painful as it sounds. But, it does still hurt enough for you to go ahh ! And everyone knows something is wrong. In about two seconds maybe as much as twelve, blood will begin to stream out. Its ok. But urgently request a napkin, or towel or gauze, and say, i ripped out my toe nail and i will bleed all over the house. Help help. Eventually someone will enquire about, and you smile and say i wanted to join the cool kids club, you can join too! We can even video it and post all over the worldwidewebs. And listen i do not endorse suicide, but before you do if you are going to join the cool kids club! I do endorse janking pinky toe nails. But once you join, you may not want to kill yourself. Many people find the one ness with all other members out there, and they have an entirely new view of life. Now, as a member, you can wait around for your toe nails to grow back. If thats not a good enough reason to live ... Then wtf you want? Stop watching fairy tales and tv. Just get a real life. With real blood flowing out your pinky toe nail bed. 😎😎😎
03 Oct 2022	Jeffrey L. Dahmer	firts of all u start murdering people and eating them and then u let one escape and then he tells the cops (btw be gay and go to gay bars) bnext u get arreatsted and then u go to jail and get 900 years and then all of a sudden u get hit in the back of a head with a metal rod👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍 (btw stikc ur penis into a beehive)