What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

20 Apr 2026 Michael Ножницы... Воткни ножницы себе в горло... или перерезать ими себе горло...

17 Apr 2026 Sally Slam your own head using a hard metal and stabbing yourself

24 Mar 2026 doll find a boyfriend who abuses you and rapes you everyday, but you keep loving him. After some time you will commit a double suicide with him it's cute. or just try the blue whale challenge from 2016

24 Mar 2026 pilin atropello

15 Mar 2026 arastansia clement i want to kill myself it isnt a matter of if or not or if or not its decided it will come eventually my death with cut my life string directly out of my spine cracking my neck sloshing all of my blood out of my skin court my baggy tent of skin organs intestines slipping through the skin slapping to the paved ground. i want birds and crows and vultures to eat me and shit me out over and over again until i am so mad i bleed into the core of the earth into molten lava fling my body out to space where it will disarm into bits and bits and bits into holocaust corpses. you deleted my post

28 Feb 2026 rodrick boondoggle bodean Going vegan will take a long time but will eventually kill you. Overdosing on pills isn't always the romantic fall asleep and peacefully never wake up that every single human on the earth fantasizes about. Sometimes there is vomiting and convulsions and irreparable damage. I still think the rectal chainsaw is the way to go. Once your intestines jam up the saw and the chain won't spin there will be a chainsaw lodged in your ass.

15 Feb 2026 Khalisha Kill all people you loved, slowly getting crazy, kill yourself with a 2m rope.And leave some weapon with ur fingerprint

14 Feb 2026 oliver hanging urself in ur parents backyard or in the woods while camping woth your boy scout troop

06 Feb 2026 MartabakBloood im think the best suicide using snake, yes baby snake cobra anda open the mouth and she bites you and arhghhhh awaqkOjajsdgbuWhedwskhvre4gtfx kontolon memek hencet taik asu, yes im think is good

31 Jan 2026 hmed saute de lecole pour traumatise les enfant labas

30 Jan 2026 Lu make a speech of how amazing you are before shooting yourself in a theatre. preferably abandoned.. it'll turn out poetic haha.. and also a quick way to go out, dramatic way like life!

22 Jan 2026 ChihuahuaSongEunjin Watching two fictional men kissing and smashing each other

13 Jan 2026 Jonas i think the best way is to wait until someone hates you so much they do it for you! that or a gun...

12 Jan 2026 qq разрежьте свою грудную клетку, сломав себе ребра и высунуть их наружу. или бейте себя головой об стол до смерти. мне нравится думать об этом.

02 Jan 2026 hans mix bleach with floor cleaner then put it up your ass

24 Dec 2025 yeaṛ of the dragon Some volcanos have a giant serpent living in the volcano. It eats little children and fair maidens. In exchange for the villages sacrifice the serpent keeps the volcano calm. When the villagers fail to provide a sacrifice the serpent gets hungry and makes the volcano spew ash and liquid magma burying the villagers or it just blows fire out its mouth and turns them to ash. Only young virgin women will hold off it's appetite but if you feed it children under 13 it turns into a dragon and protects the village. Somewhere in the world where there are virgin sacrificing volcano dwellers, ... their future depends on you.
There isn't much to it just show up. They lower you down into the volcano, down into the lair of the vigin eater and the serpent breathes out fire and scorches you to death and then in one bite eats you. Its over pretty quick. And they don't have to offer another sacrifice for 100 years. As the global economy continues to fail there will be less virgins to sacrifice due to rise in prostitution... the only hope for these people are children under 13 who don't want to live. Most of these villagers have internet access thru disaster relief funds provided by their government. They can normally cover your travel costs also.

20 Dec 2025 Anon High concentrations of nitrous oxide, makes you laugh and die.

14 Dec 2025 Grishma Mahorkar To be get fucked up by bitch

11 Dec 2025 Francois 0'Malle-Juanbert IV If a human knew at conception how bad things would get for them they would strangle themselves with their own umbilical cord while still in their mother's womb. The human race would become extinct and categorically that is very good. Do you really think a life should be brought into the world just because at least one person, normally two people, got horny and shagged? This is why everyone is here. Why you exist. Because people are horny. Every shit show excuse of an existence called a life begins this way. Horny people getting their rocks off so you could join in on all this bs. You will grow up and get horny and continue this cycle of misery. This is why waiting until 13 is not a good idea as most people are already beginning puberty and getting very horny. It's so true someone out there is probably getting horny thinking about their mom and dad having sexy time, which is just sick. I'm just ok with it if your mom is hot because you need a little brother. And you totally shouldn't catch your neighbor's cat and submerge the trap in a trashcan full of water and then put a paw in their mailbox after setting up cameras to watch their reaction. And also to mail them a copy of the vidz exactly 1 year later is also a bad idea. IDK who needs to know this but I feel we need to raise awareness about this type of thing. Pets are not safe today. We got future serial killers, crazy neighbors, PETA people, rabid capybaras, giant hawks. All kinds of dangers to feline pets. One time I saw a cat with maggots eating it's back legs and ass while the cat was still alive.

09 Dec 2025 Saint Floyd Best way to kill yourself is make counterfeit 20s and go to Hadjis corner store and when they refuse sale a make you leave the store just sit on the sidewalk. While waiting for the cops do some fent. Keep telling the cops 2 things, 1) "I dindo muffin" and 2) say I can't breathe 4-5 times before they arrest you. Then act like a howler monkey and let the cop choke you out while people video it. They will smash window, loot all stores and burn down a Wendy's and call it mostly peaceful. You will be immortalized as the greatest black man to ever live. They will write songs about you as well as memes and thousands of sick skitzo edits. Oh also, rob some pregnant women too.

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
20 Apr 2026	Michael	Ножницы... Воткни ножницы себе в горло... или перерезать ими себе горло...
17 Apr 2026	Sally	Slam your own head using a hard metal and stabbing yourself
24 Mar 2026	doll	find a boyfriend who abuses you and rapes you everyday, but you keep loving him. After some time you will commit a double suicide with him it's cute. or just try the blue whale challenge from 2016
24 Mar 2026	pilin	atropello
15 Mar 2026	arastansia clement	i want to kill myself it isnt a matter of if or not or if or not its decided it will come eventually my death with cut my life string directly out of my spine cracking my neck sloshing all of my blood out of my skin court my baggy tent of skin organs intestines slipping through the skin slapping to the paved ground. i want birds and crows and vultures to eat me and shit me out over and over again until i am so mad i bleed into the core of the earth into molten lava fling my body out to space where it will disarm into bits and bits and bits into holocaust corpses. you deleted my post
28 Feb 2026	rodrick boondoggle bodean	Going vegan will take a long time but will eventually kill you. Overdosing on pills isn't always the romantic fall asleep and peacefully never wake up that every single human on the earth fantasizes about. Sometimes there is vomiting and convulsions and irreparable damage. I still think the rectal chainsaw is the way to go. Once your intestines jam up the saw and the chain won't spin there will be a chainsaw lodged in your ass.
15 Feb 2026	Khalisha	Kill all people you loved, slowly getting crazy, kill yourself with a 2m rope.And leave some weapon with ur fingerprint
14 Feb 2026	oliver	hanging urself in ur parents backyard or in the woods while camping woth your boy scout troop
06 Feb 2026	MartabakBloood	im think the best suicide using snake, yes baby snake cobra anda open the mouth and she bites you and arhghhhh awaqkOjajsdgbuWhedwskhvre4gtfx kontolon memek hencet taik asu, yes im think is good
31 Jan 2026	hmed	saute de lecole pour traumatise les enfant labas
30 Jan 2026	Lu	make a speech of how amazing you are before shooting yourself in a theatre. preferably abandoned.. it'll turn out poetic haha.. and also a quick way to go out, dramatic way like life!
22 Jan 2026	ChihuahuaSongEunjin	Watching two fictional men kissing and smashing each other
13 Jan 2026	Jonas	i think the best way is to wait until someone hates you so much they do it for you! that or a gun...
12 Jan 2026	qq	разрежьте свою грудную клетку, сломав себе ребра и высунуть их наружу. или бейте себя головой об стол до смерти. мне нравится думать об этом.
02 Jan 2026	hans	mix bleach with floor cleaner then put it up your ass
24 Dec 2025	yeaṛ of the dragon	Some volcanos have a giant serpent living in the volcano. It eats little children and fair maidens. In exchange for the villages sacrifice the serpent keeps the volcano calm. When the villagers fail to provide a sacrifice the serpent gets hungry and makes the volcano spew ash and liquid magma burying the villagers or it just blows fire out its mouth and turns them to ash. Only young virgin women will hold off it's appetite but if you feed it children under 13 it turns into a dragon and protects the village. Somewhere in the world where there are virgin sacrificing volcano dwellers, ... their future depends on you. There isn't much to it just show up. They lower you down into the volcano, down into the lair of the vigin eater and the serpent breathes out fire and scorches you to death and then in one bite eats you. Its over pretty quick. And they don't have to offer another sacrifice for 100 years. As the global economy continues to fail there will be less virgins to sacrifice due to rise in prostitution... the only hope for these people are children under 13 who don't want to live. Most of these villagers have internet access thru disaster relief funds provided by their government. They can normally cover your travel costs also.
20 Dec 2025	Anon	High concentrations of nitrous oxide, makes you laugh and die.
14 Dec 2025	Grishma Mahorkar	To be get fucked up by bitch
11 Dec 2025	Francois 0'Malle-Juanbert IV	If a human knew at conception how bad things would get for them they would strangle themselves with their own umbilical cord while still in their mother's womb. The human race would become extinct and categorically that is very good. Do you really think a life should be brought into the world just because at least one person, normally two people, got horny and shagged? This is why everyone is here. Why you exist. Because people are horny. Every shit show excuse of an existence called a life begins this way. Horny people getting their rocks off so you could join in on all this bs. You will grow up and get horny and continue this cycle of misery. This is why waiting until 13 is not a good idea as most people are already beginning puberty and getting very horny. It's so true someone out there is probably getting horny thinking about their mom and dad having sexy time, which is just sick. I'm just ok with it if your mom is hot because you need a little brother. And you totally shouldn't catch your neighbor's cat and submerge the trap in a trashcan full of water and then put a paw in their mailbox after setting up cameras to watch their reaction. And also to mail them a copy of the vidz exactly 1 year later is also a bad idea. IDK who needs to know this but I feel we need to raise awareness about this type of thing. Pets are not safe today. We got future serial killers, crazy neighbors, PETA people, rabid capybaras, giant hawks. All kinds of dangers to feline pets. One time I saw a cat with maggots eating it's back legs and ass while the cat was still alive.
09 Dec 2025	Saint Floyd	Best way to kill yourself is make counterfeit 20s and go to Hadjis corner store and when they refuse sale a make you leave the store just sit on the sidewalk. While waiting for the cops do some fent. Keep telling the cops 2 things, 1) "I dindo muffin" and 2) say I can't breathe 4-5 times before they arrest you. Then act like a howler monkey and let the cop choke you out while people video it. They will smash window, loot all stores and burn down a Wendy's and call it mostly peaceful. You will be immortalized as the greatest black man to ever live. They will write songs about you as well as memes and thousands of sick skitzo edits. Oh also, rob some pregnant women too.