What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

07 Sep 2024 nigger please (yes, its my real name) Go to your local train yard in the dark of night. Spray paint on the side of hundreds of shipping containers "mouchette.org" and then lay on the tracks and just wait.
You may want to take some headphones and listen to some seriously relaxing music while you are waiting for your train.

And.. if you start to chicken out just quote the little engine that could...

"I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, ...."

All aboard!!! Choo-choo!

07 Sep 2024 keepin reality at arms length Instead of killing yourself make it your lifes sole purpose to go to the island and capture komodo dragons and breed them. Release them in cities by the thousands. I began this very journey in life only 4 years ago. I am almost ready to release 2500 komodo dragons. The good news here is... If you fail to capture the bloodthirsty reptiles its because you got ate. Its suicide to go to this island. So its a win win. You can always kys after you release thousands of komodo dragons. And if you get caught doing this and go to prison you can still kys in prison. I could really use your help in populating the whole world with komodo dragons and if you are not going to do anything with your life this is a noble cause as it would bring an end to most life on earth. Dont run from the problems. End the problems for everyone forever. You could be a hero. Kinda sorta. Well maybe not but you already know nobody cares. If you are smart you could even try splicing komodo DNA with your own DNA for future clones to help clean your room.

29 Aug 2024 Jalopee Eat your own corpse. Start with the legs, skip the intestines as they have poop inside. Eat your face next.

27 Aug 2024 хуй анальный ебанутся с криши

27 Aug 2024 noxsuma. Doing drugs that will interupt the alignment and sequence of every molecule in your entire being. Elevate your consiousness beyond the space/time continuum. Come with me, and walk on rays of pure light across the universe. Well really we will just lay on your floor and look at your ceiling and trip balls.

16 Aug 2024 human penis taxidermist Just touch a power line with a long metal pole. And do not wear shoes at all. By not wearing shoes it will make more electricity pass thru your body into the earth. But do wear wet socks. Sloppy wet. And set up cameras.
And set up some cameras.

13 Aug 2024 underground cave explorer Eat dog shit and get intestinal parasites and let them consume you slowly.
Not everyone has access to howitzers and pill cabinets but, everyone has access to dog shit.
This method is rated E for Everyone.

13 Aug 2024 a black guy. any black guy. *hits blunt. "I'm alive because white people pay taxes."

11 Aug 2024 Your alternate reality to cope On September the 20th and for the next 2 months lets all go to our local police buildings and report aliens abducting and touching you down there. ⬇️ Millions of people lying to the cops globally.
Now i must lie down and arch my spine with
Besides all that I have been lactating since 1994. Body builders buy my breast milk from me. They drink it straight from my milk sacks.

09 Aug 2024 Ⓜ️ As mayor of this great city...no wait, this isnt my virtual speech on zoom...
Did you know when you go camping and you make s'mores over the camp fire that the marshmellows will catch on fire and then you can fling it right in someones face and it will stick to their face while on fire? Who wants to go on a camping trip?
Do you really think you should be eating food that melts and catches on fire? Yeah. Fling it.
We need an online petition for a ballsack emote. This is super lame. Now if you will excuse me, somewhere in the world a senior citizen needs to have their diaper changed.

08 Aug 2024 Maytag repair technician #302-9 Step one. Drink a lot of water.
Step two. Shut yourself in a freezer.
Step three. Pose youself with both hands flipping them off and wait and do NOT move.
*Note: you may choose to make a gargoyle face or wear any mask you like or even dress up like your favorite super hero. Spandex does not offer much thermal retention.

07 Aug 2024 pablo I want to be a rock star and do cocaine and procreate in every city I perform in. Really I just want to do cocaine but you need rock star money if you want to do cocaine

04 Aug 2024 metamorphius decompious Put live maggots in your ears and butt hole. But first go dig up a few stiffs at the graveyard and pose them around the house. Watch the maggots eat your new friends too! Do a time lapse video and vlog the last week before you let maggots eat your ass. And video the strip poker and orgy that follows.

23 Jul 2024 little timmy Theres a boy at my school everyone picks on. They went overboard last year during gym class. They went out to the big field and they jumped him and held him down and pushed his face into dog shit and then they made him lick it all up. He was gagging and slobbering heavy until he threw up. Now its summertime and these guys who made him eat dog shit are in the local newspaper. The obituaries. I think the little nerd finally had enough ribs and nose broken. Now he is a psychopathic killer. I think I want to make friends with this guy. Or he might kill me too. Either way its a win for me.
Just imagine how exhilarating it must be to take out one by one the guys that made you eat dog shit while the whole school laughs. The opposite end of the spectrum has people saying big deal its just extra protein. Where are you at on the scale? And just remember, theres nothing like locking eyes with a dog while its taking a crap, and you see in the dogs eyes it doesn't want you to watch it. You had a moment with the dog just then.

18 Jul 2024 poontang sauce My poontang has reached full homeostasis and will now be frozen with liquid nitrogen and then shattered with a hammer.

10 Jul 2024 turkish girl if ur gonna do it kill everyone who hurt you before ending your life. at least you will feel like you got your revenge.

29 Jun 2024 Humanoide supremacy Colocar laxante no cu e ter diarreia pela boca e morrer

16 Jun 2024 G. F. I. T. A. B. A. Reindeer. I think perhaps the best advice i could give wood knot bee how to best off yourself. But instead, be very careful around santas reindeer. As they fly all that air just wisps and wisps upon their balls and they become very horny. The last thing you want on christmas night is to be getting fucked in the ass by a reindeer, and then your mom comes to investigate what all the noise is but its you screaming as you are getting fucked in the ass .. by a reindeer.
Do you really want your mother to see that? A reindeer copulate in your ass?
Wtf is going on here? Santa isnt real you dumbass kids. Haven't you figured out yet that santa brings expensive toys to kids with rich parents and poor families kids get socks. And if global warming was real dont you think santas glacier would be melting and david attenborough would be narrating some nat geo BS about santie claws is gonna fucking dieeee? And everyone knows elves cant swim. It would be a buffet for polar bears and sea lions. Your parents lied to you! Make them pay! Take a crap in their closet!
-OR- you can play along and remember, these MFers lied to you. Do not let them know you know santa is a fucking lie. Make them feel guilty. Ask them if you are a bad kid because santa brings you crap presents? Then start crying. Keep saying you are a bad person. Make them feel bad for lying to you and milk it for every toy you can. On christmas morning even if its awesome toys, just start crying and go back to your room. Dont even play with the toys. Just look at them and cry.

03 Jun 2024 FML¹⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰¹ Everyday put a stick of butter in a tortilla. Put a lot of salt and sugar.
Eat this and only this until you have a heart attack from clogged arteries. If you want to speed things along inject used motor oil into your veins.

28 May 2024 big booty holes Today is booty hole appreciation month. A whole month of being glad you have a booty hole and how it always has your back, even in the shittiest of situations. People are encouraged to post a picture a day on social media to show off how big a poop you can make.

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
07 Sep 2024	nigger please (yes, its my real name)	Go to your local train yard in the dark of night. Spray paint on the side of hundreds of shipping containers "mouchette.org" and then lay on the tracks and just wait. You may want to take some headphones and listen to some seriously relaxing music while you are waiting for your train. And.. if you start to chicken out just quote the little engine that could... "I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, ...." All aboard!!! Choo-choo!
07 Sep 2024	keepin reality at arms length	Instead of killing yourself make it your lifes sole purpose to go to the island and capture komodo dragons and breed them. Release them in cities by the thousands. I began this very journey in life only 4 years ago. I am almost ready to release 2500 komodo dragons. The good news here is... If you fail to capture the bloodthirsty reptiles its because you got ate. Its suicide to go to this island. So its a win win. You can always kys after you release thousands of komodo dragons. And if you get caught doing this and go to prison you can still kys in prison. I could really use your help in populating the whole world with komodo dragons and if you are not going to do anything with your life this is a noble cause as it would bring an end to most life on earth. Dont run from the problems. End the problems for everyone forever. You could be a hero. Kinda sorta. Well maybe not but you already know nobody cares. If you are smart you could even try splicing komodo DNA with your own DNA for future clones to help clean your room.
29 Aug 2024	Jalopee	Eat your own corpse. Start with the legs, skip the intestines as they have poop inside. Eat your face next.
27 Aug 2024	хуй анальный	ебанутся с криши
27 Aug 2024	noxsuma.	Doing drugs that will interupt the alignment and sequence of every molecule in your entire being. Elevate your consiousness beyond the space/time continuum. Come with me, and walk on rays of pure light across the universe. Well really we will just lay on your floor and look at your ceiling and trip balls.
16 Aug 2024	human penis taxidermist	Just touch a power line with a long metal pole. And do not wear shoes at all. By not wearing shoes it will make more electricity pass thru your body into the earth. But do wear wet socks. Sloppy wet. And set up cameras. And set up some cameras.
13 Aug 2024	underground cave explorer	Eat dog shit and get intestinal parasites and let them consume you slowly. Not everyone has access to howitzers and pill cabinets but, everyone has access to dog shit. This method is rated E for Everyone.
13 Aug 2024	a black guy. any black guy.	*hits blunt. "I'm alive because white people pay taxes."
11 Aug 2024	Your alternate reality to cope	On September the 20th and for the next 2 months lets all go to our local police buildings and report aliens abducting and touching you down there. ⬇️ Millions of people lying to the cops globally. Now i must lie down and arch my spine with Besides all that I have been lactating since 1994. Body builders buy my breast milk from me. They drink it straight from my milk sacks.
09 Aug 2024	Ⓜ️	As mayor of this great city...no wait, this isnt my virtual speech on zoom... Did you know when you go camping and you make s'mores over the camp fire that the marshmellows will catch on fire and then you can fling it right in someones face and it will stick to their face while on fire? Who wants to go on a camping trip? Do you really think you should be eating food that melts and catches on fire? Yeah. Fling it. We need an online petition for a ballsack emote. This is super lame. Now if you will excuse me, somewhere in the world a senior citizen needs to have their diaper changed.
08 Aug 2024	Maytag repair technician #302-9	Step one. Drink a lot of water. Step two. Shut yourself in a freezer. Step three. Pose youself with both hands flipping them off and wait and do NOT move. *Note: you may choose to make a gargoyle face or wear any mask you like or even dress up like your favorite super hero. Spandex does not offer much thermal retention.
07 Aug 2024	pablo	I want to be a rock star and do cocaine and procreate in every city I perform in. Really I just want to do cocaine but you need rock star money if you want to do cocaine
04 Aug 2024	metamorphius decompious	Put live maggots in your ears and butt hole. But first go dig up a few stiffs at the graveyard and pose them around the house. Watch the maggots eat your new friends too! Do a time lapse video and vlog the last week before you let maggots eat your ass. And video the strip poker and orgy that follows.
23 Jul 2024	little timmy	Theres a boy at my school everyone picks on. They went overboard last year during gym class. They went out to the big field and they jumped him and held him down and pushed his face into dog shit and then they made him lick it all up. He was gagging and slobbering heavy until he threw up. Now its summertime and these guys who made him eat dog shit are in the local newspaper. The obituaries. I think the little nerd finally had enough ribs and nose broken. Now he is a psychopathic killer. I think I want to make friends with this guy. Or he might kill me too. Either way its a win for me. Just imagine how exhilarating it must be to take out one by one the guys that made you eat dog shit while the whole school laughs. The opposite end of the spectrum has people saying big deal its just extra protein. Where are you at on the scale? And just remember, theres nothing like locking eyes with a dog while its taking a crap, and you see in the dogs eyes it doesn't want you to watch it. You had a moment with the dog just then.
18 Jul 2024	poontang sauce	My poontang has reached full homeostasis and will now be frozen with liquid nitrogen and then shattered with a hammer.
10 Jul 2024	turkish girl	if ur gonna do it kill everyone who hurt you before ending your life. at least you will feel like you got your revenge.
29 Jun 2024	Humanoide supremacy	Colocar laxante no cu e ter diarreia pela boca e morrer
16 Jun 2024	G. F. I. T. A. B. A. Reindeer.	I think perhaps the best advice i could give wood knot bee how to best off yourself. But instead, be very careful around santas reindeer. As they fly all that air just wisps and wisps upon their balls and they become very horny. The last thing you want on christmas night is to be getting fucked in the ass by a reindeer, and then your mom comes to investigate what all the noise is but its you screaming as you are getting fucked in the ass .. by a reindeer. Do you really want your mother to see that? A reindeer copulate in your ass? Wtf is going on here? Santa isnt real you dumbass kids. Haven't you figured out yet that santa brings expensive toys to kids with rich parents and poor families kids get socks. And if global warming was real dont you think santas glacier would be melting and david attenborough would be narrating some nat geo BS about santie claws is gonna fucking dieeee? And everyone knows elves cant swim. It would be a buffet for polar bears and sea lions. Your parents lied to you! Make them pay! Take a crap in their closet! -OR- you can play along and remember, these MFers lied to you. Do not let them know you know santa is a fucking lie. Make them feel guilty. Ask them if you are a bad kid because santa brings you crap presents? Then start crying. Keep saying you are a bad person. Make them feel bad for lying to you and milk it for every toy you can. On christmas morning even if its awesome toys, just start crying and go back to your room. Dont even play with the toys. Just look at them and cry.
03 Jun 2024	FML¹⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰⁰¹	Everyday put a stick of butter in a tortilla. Put a lot of salt and sugar. Eat this and only this until you have a heart attack from clogged arteries. If you want to speed things along inject used motor oil into your veins.
28 May 2024	big booty holes	Today is booty hole appreciation month. A whole month of being glad you have a booty hole and how it always has your back, even in the shittiest of situations. People are encouraged to post a picture a day on social media to show off how big a poop you can make.