Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
18 Mar 2025	Jose Morales	mmm bleach
11 Mar 2025	dazai	theres so so many ways!!! some fun, some just annoying to set up and do. hanging yourself is BORING! go out with PAZAZ!!! drinking bleach is great!! or overdosing on a drug like mushrooms or ecstasy!!! any way is great!!!!
04 Mar 2025	Обоыган и обрыганка	Бибобуимячгрин ними люблю Барди Лана СПИДОМ заразиться
03 Mar 2025	Grox	INSULT THE NIGGERS AT KFC AND THEY WILL POP THE GLOCKS
20 Feb 2025	Пиздюк UMP-45	Возьми аскорбинки в аптеке, банки две хватит гарантировано, а затем ешь их все как можно быстрее. Смерть мучительна, труп будет выглядеть плохо, но аскорбинки вкусные, перед смертью кайфанешь.
31 Jan 2025	Ilya	self-suction attempt
27 Jan 2025	romanales	prendi una molotov e sparati nei coglioni
25 Jan 2025	boychik1945	я бы тебя кувалдой голову пробил нахуй
19 Jan 2025	koshka	Decapitation by train
14 Jan 2025	Cursed By Time	Запиздеть себя кастрюлей
04 Nov 2024	a group	overdose on Advil shotgun11!! DO PUSHUPS OVER A KNIFE OR BEER PONG WHEN ONE OF THEM IS BLEACH OR AMONIA
22 Oct 2024	asd2q4adfsd	by pouring sulfuric acid on yourself
20 Oct 2024	nigger	shout the word nigger in the o block
01 Oct 2024	getcha dunk on	The best way is with milk and cookies. The white chocolate chips are rat poison. Drink all the milk and you go to sleep and never feel anything. Everyone loves dunking cookies in milk. Real cows milk. Get the whole milk... The extra fat content will never hit your thighs. Pssshht...... Erebody knows dat milk cancels rat poison. Ha ha you were going do it too, because it really is the best way.
26 Sep 2024	council me counselor	I have decided its time to get help. So I searched for a good counselor and found one. I really need to get some counciling for certain areas of my life. Like say deez nutz on the councilors chin. That part of my life needs to be addressed. Thats a potential of 30 minutes a week chin to deez nutz contact, which is better than no 30 minutes. Do the math. It checks out. Councilors just want to be alone with you in a room so they can get you naked and make you feel better about life. They are worse than all the catholic priests. They just want to help.
22 Sep 2024	new beginnings	I recently learned taking a shower won't kill you. You don't actually melt and go down the drain as some urban legends claim. Showers can help with lots of things other than just one more thing to do taking up your time. Like say if you have a place on your body thats itchy taking a shower can make that go away by washing all the bacteria away that is living in sweat slime and eating dead skin cells. And all that bacteria leaves behind poop. Which is actually the smell and if left unwashed the bacteria multiplies exponentially and begins eating you. Most people call this a rash but its a flesh eating bacteria. Dont wash it. Spread that bacteria all over your body, 100% coverage of the entire epidermis. Even in your nose ears throat gums. In a few days your skin will be one huge scab. Make sure your finger prints are gone. Completely raw, no skin. Next, remove your teeth and flush every single tooth down the toilet. Now spray yourself down with pepper spray for bears. From head to toe. This step will help make you immune from all the bee stings. Next you grab a bee hive with lots of honey inside. You walk right up to a bear and break the bee hive open on yogi's head. The bear will start to maul you but because you are dripping with pepper spray for bears... yeah, so he runs away with only a small piece of honeycomb. Now when you are found and rescued they cant identify you. You can make up who you want to be.
20 Sep 2024	Good Vibes, Positivity & Stuff	Recently I learned of a hobby people do and actually like and enjoy. I am not certain what it is exactly that brings such immense enjoyment from this activity, It seems bizzare really. And some people apparently want other people to pee and poop on them. One guy I saw had his head in a box with a toilet seat above his face, lying on his back. If you find this repulsive it may be a good reason to keep living. I think its safe to say if you get to a human toilet phase of life theres just no hope. So if you aren't a human toilet thats something you have thats not bad. Something to be happy about. And you can proclaim it to the world with me. I am NOT a huMan toiLeT! I am NOT a huMan toiLeT! I am NOT a huMan toiLeT! Hooray for me!
19 Sep 2024	maggie the maggot	fried chicken farts are super deadly. Even for maggots its sure asphyxiation.
19 Sep 2024	have you seen this child?	Find an apartment complex that uses a trash compactor. Climb inside, hide in the trash, wait until someone pushes the button and you get crushed with the trash. No one will find you. They will put missing posters up. Search parties. You are in a landfill. They will never find you.
19 Sep 2024	the red waterfall.	Cheese flavored rat poison.

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