| Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form. |
| Date |
Name/email Nom/email |
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans? |
| 13 Jan 2026 | Jonas | i think the best way is to wait until someone hates you so much they do it for you! that or a gun... |
| 12 Jan 2026 | разрежьте свою грудную клетку, сломав себе ребра и высунуть их наружу. или бейте себя головой об стол до смерти. мне нравится думать об этом. | |
| 02 Jan 2026 | hans | mix bleach with floor cleaner then put it up your ass |
| 24 Dec 2025 | yeaṛ of the dragon | Some volcanos have a giant serpent living in the volcano. It eats little children and fair maidens. In exchange for the villages sacrifice the serpent keeps the volcano calm. When the villagers fail to provide a sacrifice the serpent gets hungry and makes the volcano spew ash and liquid magma burying the villagers or it just blows fire out its mouth and turns them to ash. Only young virgin women will hold off it's appetite but if you feed it children under 13 it turns into a dragon and protects the village. Somewhere in the world where there are virgin sacrificing volcano dwellers, ... their future depends on you. There isn't much to it just show up. They lower you down into the volcano, down into the lair of the vigin eater and the serpent breathes out fire and scorches you to death and then in one bite eats you. Its over pretty quick. And they don't have to offer another sacrifice for 100 years. As the global economy continues to fail there will be less virgins to sacrifice due to rise in prostitution... the only hope for these people are children under 13 who don't want to live. Most of these villagers have internet access thru disaster relief funds provided by their government. They can normally cover your travel costs also. |
| 20 Dec 2025 | Anon | High concentrations of nitrous oxide, makes you laugh and die. |
| 14 Dec 2025 | Grishma Mahorkar | To be get fucked up by bitch |
| 11 Dec 2025 | Francois 0'Malle-Juanbert IV | If a human knew at conception how bad things would get for them they would strangle themselves with their own umbilical cord while still in their mother's womb. The human race would become extinct and categorically that is very good. Do you really think a life should be brought into the world just because at least one person, normally two people, got horny and shagged? This is why everyone is here. Why you exist. Because people are horny. Every shit show excuse of an existence called a life begins this way. Horny people getting their rocks off so you could join in on all this bs. You will grow up and get horny and continue this cycle of misery. This is why waiting until 13 is not a good idea as most people are already beginning puberty and getting very horny. It's so true someone out there is probably getting horny thinking about their mom and dad having sexy time, which is just sick. I'm just ok with it if your mom is hot because you need a little brother. And you totally shouldn't catch your neighbor's cat and submerge the trap in a trashcan full of water and then put a paw in their mailbox after setting up cameras to watch their reaction. And also to mail them a copy of the vidz exactly 1 year later is also a bad idea. IDK who needs to know this but I feel we need to raise awareness about this type of thing. Pets are not safe today. We got future serial killers, crazy neighbors, PETA people, rabid capybaras, giant hawks. All kinds of dangers to feline pets. One time I saw a cat with maggots eating it's back legs and ass while the cat was still alive. |
| 09 Dec 2025 | Saint Floyd | Best way to kill yourself is make counterfeit 20s and go to Hadjis corner store and when they refuse sale a make you leave the store just sit on the sidewalk. While waiting for the cops do some fent. Keep telling the cops 2 things, 1) "I dindo muffin" and 2) say I can't breathe 4-5 times before they arrest you. Then act like a howler monkey and let the cop choke you out while people video it. They will smash window, loot all stores and burn down a Wendy's and call it mostly peaceful. You will be immortalized as the greatest black man to ever live. They will write songs about you as well as memes and thousands of sick skitzo edits. Oh also, rob some pregnant women too. |
| 08 Dec 2025 | Unknown | Cut his stomach with a knife and pull out his intestines until they break, then hang his head with the intestines. |
| 07 Dec 2025 | Jose abel | Choke on nigga ballz |
| 07 Dec 2025 | Ujjwal Mishra | लगातार एकसाथ 50 बार हस्तमैथुन करना सबसे आसान है खुद को मारने के लिए |
| 02 Dec 2025 | 67 67 767 | Я ПЕРНУЛ ЗА ШАГЕНОВАОЙ :D |
| 28 Nov 2025 | Vendetta | The disturbing way to kill yourself is... Drinking the boiling water, or jump In a crusher. |
| 24 Nov 2025 | Capri | A gun. Guns are the best way to kill yourself, especially if you want to make a mess. You should also look at gore; it helps get over the queasy feeling after a while. The only reason why I haven't done it is because I'm 14, soon I can do drugs and sex. Who wants to miss out on that? But I might do it soon though, because visual snow is hell in itself. But hells not a bad thing. Xoxo, Capri |
| 24 Nov 2025 | Capri | Just do it. In any way you want. With a gun, chemicals, drowning, hanging, cutting, getting run over. All of those are pretty solid. Just remember, Satan is waiting for you, and you must not be scared of him. He loves you just as I do. Xoxo, Capri |
| 19 Nov 2025 | 1889 onsterfelijke slangenproject | 卐 crying with a hungry stomach alone until dead in an old house with my sacred symbol drawn in a ritual on the wall with my own blood and dreaming of a woman with a dark side loving me with her loyalty, and the woman must be in the same condition as me but only heartbroken, watching me in peace, and she knew that I was dead by the soul of sadness becoming angry, unsaved precious soul. 卐 |
| 10 Nov 2025 | GOLDSHIP | GET URSELF KIDNAPPED BY ALIENS AND MAKE SURE THAT U DO SUICIDE 100% I LUV U |
| 07 Nov 2025 | Trevor | Drinking detergent in the laundry room. |
| 06 Oct 2025 | creepcel | drink acid and watch ur insides falling out |
| 07 Sep 2025 | TA | Do something that really pisses off your abusive dad and just let him beat you to death. |
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