| Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form. |
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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans? |
| 28 Apr 2024 | happily ever after... | I went to the graveyard today. Went to visit my ex. She was there. Obviously right? I mean, you know, she's dead. Where is she going to go? But whats real cool is her sister that looks just like her was there and i think she is going to be my new cum dump. Yeah. She just ran up to me crying and hugged me. And laid her head on my chest and checking out my junk. I didn't even try to stop it. |
| 28 Apr 2024 | dreams really do come true... | I have always thought the best way question is kind of .. ironic. If you're dead its not like you care anymore. Definitely don't cut tho. It gets scary down in there when its your raw meat and fat laid open. You can just hit up a gore channel and you won't want to do that, no more. Unless self dismemberment is a life goal yeah, dont cut. Its a deep wrist, i mean rabbit hole and you just get sucked in and deeper and longer is the name of the, addiction really. Some say its a demon spirit inhabiting them making them want to cut, tormenting their mind... But i think most people would say thats nonsense. But if you see spiders in dreams and hallucinations it may be something to consider. But dont go to the fancy cathedrals to get an exercism. They love the little boys and girls a little to much. You might end up in a dungeon with your knees and elbows surgically removed and they rape you in every hole you got until they sacrifice you to whatever flavor of the week god it is they are worshipping atm. |
| 27 Apr 2024 | luna or cansu | im luna (cansu) if you know me and if anyone sees this here on this website i am already dead i will try all the things written here my body is more pretty when its out of blood when its rotting i will be more pretty |
| 26 Apr 2024 | "afterbirth" | Hooray! I don't feel rejected! And the collage has been lightly oiled and the air conditioner set at 62°F w/etf that is... And all the nips are crisp and delightful. The account restored and thus guardian of the internet suicide tips squad and intergalactic monkey beans, chop sticks and asian gangsters, zip ties and international holidays. Tom cruise on speed dial. What can i say, life is great. So i already picked out my grave site and tombstone. It has a hairy ballsack and "deez nutz" etched in white limestone. Cant wait. I think i will just schedule it for next friday. Big bar-b-que. Beef fajitas and shrimp. Everyones invited. I just climb in the hole and everyone can throw dirt on me after we eat. Cake and ice cream for all you tubbies. Firework show after i am buried that is to die for! Dont miss it! |
| 26 Apr 2024 | "I'LL lEt yoU sEe mINe IF... | You put da xanex lime in da co-cuh-nut! You put da key in the ignition and go driving on the freeway. |
| 25 Apr 2024 | mental giant. | Make a huge white hot air balloon and paint this on the side: "Totary not a Chinese spy barroon" Next, fly over military bases and wait to be shot down. |
| 24 Apr 2024 | cloning humans since 1984 | I have audible hallucinations. I hear what i don't see. You cant see it either because it isnt there. Can you hear it because its telling me to stab you in the neck and urinate on you as you are loosing consciousness. |
| 24 Apr 2024 | we're out of redpills, but we have suppositories. | Once upon a never fucking happened magical fairy dream world your mother was super duper horny. She got your dad drunk and took advantage of a fairly ugly but not to bad young man. This is where you come in. Your dad didn't even remember and didn't even know your moms full name. But then you were on the way. And your dad was enraged, and slit you moms throat, killing her and the baby. You see, you were never really born. Your dad killed you before you were born. Your whole life is just a dream. A program running its script. You are in the matrix now. When you stop having the dreams they unplugged you and are going to deep fry and eat you. So, its ok. Just go back to sleep. |
| 14 Apr 2024 | батырхан олжабаев | дрочка 20-41 раз в день |
| 09 Apr 2024 | John mark L. Arcangeles | Getting squashed by a hydraulic press |
| 04 Apr 2024 | Giorgos | On a plane taking everyone with you |
| 02 Apr 2024 | al hymer | play in the road and play tag with trucks |
| 09 Mar 2024 | loxdcæ | There are a lot of pussy ass bitches on this site yo. Not even wanker level. It would be great to climb mount everest. Just go right up there. Jerk off, take a huge shit and leave. |
| 09 Mar 2024 | The Sure Shot. | Catch a lot of snakes and milk their venom in a jar until its full. Then lobotomize yourself with a turkey injector and inject all that snake venom right into your brain. |
| 07 Mar 2024 | Someone. | I've already done this and I'll help you. Grab a bottle of bleach. Grab a bottle of Dishwashing Liquid Combine both. Consume. |
| 06 Mar 2024 | furry | dont it you retarSHHHHH LET ME SPESK UMMMM SDRINK ONN WATER AND GO TO MSLEEP AND WATCH URSELF CHOKE AND DIE TOASTER IN WATER OVERDOSE BLKEADCH POISONING MUSTARD GAS |
| 01 Mar 2024 | your name | playing with the contents of a suicide kit |
| 18 Feb 2024 | motercycle lover | let maggots eat you from the inside. |
| 27 Jan 2024 | марля в крови | еслии ты мазохист можно изрезать руки или другие части тела где вены ближе к коже а после расширяя рану можно полложить остатки ржавчины от инструментов и тп или по классике соль после под горячую воду еще можно по старой схеме набрызгать дезодорант в пакет и надеть на голову (естественно дыша) работает не всегда но плохо будет и так же можно забраться на крышу дома по возможности ибо если вы живете выше 4 этажа выйти в окно и когда прыгаете цельтесь что бы голова летела первей остального тела ибо же на спину тогда вы либо сдохните либо останетесь инвалидом |
| 27 Jan 2024 | СИФИЛИСНЫЙ ГЕНИЙ | сказать акбару что ебал его барана |
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