Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
15 Sep 2024	subliminal tinkering	Its so nice to be able to comment on a website and not have thumbs up or down , or algorithms , . Or gangs of trolls, or trails of ants coming in your kitchen, and because of this we know its not death we fear but hell. With all the fire and and searing hot pitch forks being stabbed in you all day and night. And many say oh wtf ever thats not real, ok... Then why the fear about dying? Deep down we know its real, and we all knoww we are all going there. Im just trying to outlast everyone else so hopefully all the boiling pots of excrement are occupied when i get there. And because of websites like this you can be someone else in about 2 minutes. Dont try to be me tho because if you do millions of spiders will crawl out your screen and bite you in the eye balls and genitals. The hemotoxins disolving all flesh it touches. Rapid necrosis of the no-no square.
14 Sep 2024	hall of famer #73	One of my hall of fame favorites is get a super long rope. Noose around neck in a very public place. Jump from a high ledge and in mud jump pull a knife and cut open the belly so intestines fall out when rope pulls tight, breaking your neck. Everyone staring.
14 Sep 2024	you can do this.	I think giving a shit is so 90's. In the first decade of the new century most people got on board with not giving a shit. Literally around 85% of the human populous of earth today no longer give even half a shit. Its socially acceptable to burn images of you in not only effigy but also in support of someone wanting to kill themselves. There really is a plethora of support groups and even people willing to mostly peacefully protest in the streets on your behalf. They will even do a go fund me to cover your funeral expenses. Help is available. Somewhere. Just not here. Sorry about that. But yay for people who want to help you accomplish your 1 life goal. Get the right help. If you get this right you never have to deal with any of this anymore, and that is the best it can be. Put everything you have in it. Get the help you need, and get this right. Just search around on the internet for "fatal shotgun wound image" once you see those pictures, you know the best way. Double barrel buckshot. Only seconds later parts of your face unstick and fall from the ceiling. There is literally no brain left to receive nerve impulses of pain. You won't even know elvis left the building. But listen. If you are going to do it, do that shit outside. Think of the poor guy whose got to clean that shit up. Let the little flys take care of it.
14 Sep 2024	francois	There is a very dangerous gang spreading globally. The gang is from canada and its called "Fuck aboot and find out" and you know you are in their territory when you see the graffiti that is like this... EH?!!? And then a maple leaf. These guys are dangerous and wanted for the crimes of drive by maple syruping, being overly nice, and having really good marijuana. If you see these gangsters do not approach them and call the mounties immediately. If you fuck aboot you will find out all aboot maple syrup in your face and hair.
09 Sep 2024	moldy ejaculate	With so many stupid people in the world there is no shortage of people to troll on the internet. What more could anyone ask for? If you can't be happy with simple things in life like trolling millions of people who have never been trolled so they might cry, then what could possibly make living do-able? Its always good to network with other trolls so you can help your fellow trolls in swarms by notification on your phone.
07 Sep 2024	nigger please (yes, its my real name)	Go to your local train yard in the dark of night. Spray paint on the side of hundreds of shipping containers "mouchette.org" and then lay on the tracks and just wait. You may want to take some headphones and listen to some seriously relaxing music while you are waiting for your train. And.. if you start to chicken out just quote the little engine that could... "I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, ...." All aboard!!! Choo-choo!
07 Sep 2024	keepin reality at arms length	Instead of killing yourself make it your lifes sole purpose to go to the island and capture komodo dragons and breed them. Release them in cities by the thousands. I began this very journey in life only 4 years ago. I am almost ready to release 2500 komodo dragons. The good news here is... If you fail to capture the bloodthirsty reptiles its because you got ate. Its suicide to go to this island. So its a win win. You can always kys after you release thousands of komodo dragons. And if you get caught doing this and go to prison you can still kys in prison. I could really use your help in populating the whole world with komodo dragons and if you are not going to do anything with your life this is a noble cause as it would bring an end to most life on earth. Dont run from the problems. End the problems for everyone forever. You could be a hero. Kinda sorta. Well maybe not but you already know nobody cares. If you are smart you could even try splicing komodo DNA with your own DNA for future clones to help clean your room.
07 Sep 2024	keepin reality at arms length	Instead of killing yourself make it your lifes sole purpose to go to the island and capture komodo dragons and breed them. Release them in cities by the thousands. I began this very journey in life only 4 years ago. I am almost ready to release 2500 komodo dragons. The good news here is... If you fail to capture the bloodthirsty reptiles its because you got ate. Its suicide to go to this island. So its a win win. You can always kys after you release thousands of komodo dragons. And if you get caught doing this and go to prison you can still kys in prison. I could really use your help in populating the whole world with komodo dragons and if you are not going to do anything with your life this is a noble cause as it would bring an end to most life on earth. Dont run from the problems. End the problems for everyone forever. You could be a hero. Kinda sorta. Well maybe not but you already know nobody cares. If you are smart you could even try splicing komodo DNA with your own DNA for future clones to help clean your room.
03 Sep 2024	jeremy rennerz	Get drunk af doing the day drinking then go operate a snow plow and have an "accident" but play it off like you are a real super hero, but really you are the last person people need to be hearing " i can do anything" from. Face it jeremey... You are a horrible role model, even for hoodrat kids in detroit who dont have a family and eat the food you... People like you... Throw in the trash. KYSB!
29 Aug 2024	Jalopee	Eat your own corpse. Start with the legs, skip the intestines as they have poop inside. Eat your face next.
27 Aug 2024	хуй анальный	ебанутся с криши
27 Aug 2024	noxsuma.	Doing drugs that will interupt the alignment and sequence of every molecule in your entire being. Elevate your consiousness beyond the space/time continuum. Come with me, and walk on rays of pure light across the universe. Well really we will just lay on your floor and look at your ceiling and trip balls.
16 Aug 2024	human penis taxidermist	Just touch a power line with a long metal pole. And do not wear shoes at all. By not wearing shoes it will make more electricity pass thru your body into the earth. But do wear wet socks. Sloppy wet. And set up cameras. And set up some cameras.
15 Aug 2024	they want you dead.	The crack epidemic didnt do enough damage. Heroin didn't kill enough people. Now we have fentanyl and tranq. Drug dealers normally want customers to not die. Repeat sales. Do the math. Its intentional.
13 Aug 2024	underground cave explorer	Eat dog shit and get intestinal parasites and let them consume you slowly. Not everyone has access to howitzers and pill cabinets but, everyone has access to dog shit. This method is rated E for Everyone.
13 Aug 2024	a black guy. any black guy.	*hits blunt. "I'm alive because white people pay taxes."
11 Aug 2024	Your alternate reality to cope	On September the 20th and for the next 2 months lets all go to our local police buildings and report aliens abducting and touching you down there. ⬇️ Millions of people lying to the cops globally. Now i must lie down and arch my spine with Besides all that I have been lactating since 1994. Body builders buy my breast milk from me. They drink it straight from my milk sacks.
09 Aug 2024	Ⓜ️	As mayor of this great city...no wait, this isnt my virtual speech on zoom... Did you know when you go camping and you make s'mores over the camp fire that the marshmellows will catch on fire and then you can fling it right in someones face and it will stick to their face while on fire? Who wants to go on a camping trip? Do you really think you should be eating food that melts and catches on fire? Yeah. Fling it. We need an online petition for a ballsack emote. This is super lame. Now if you will excuse me, somewhere in the world a senior citizen needs to have their diaper changed.
08 Aug 2024	Maytag repair technician #302-9	Step one. Drink a lot of water. Step two. Shut yourself in a freezer. Step three. Pose youself with both hands flipping them off and wait and do NOT move. *Note: you may choose to make a gargoyle face or wear any mask you like or even dress up like your favorite super hero. Spandex does not offer much thermal retention.
07 Aug 2024	pablo	I want to be a rock star and do cocaine and procreate in every city I perform in. Really I just want to do cocaine but you need rock star money if you want to do cocaine

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