Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
27 Aug 2024	хуй анальный	ебанутся с криши
27 Aug 2024	noxsuma.	Doing drugs that will interupt the alignment and sequence of every molecule in your entire being. Elevate your consiousness beyond the space/time continuum. Come with me, and walk on rays of pure light across the universe. Well really we will just lay on your floor and look at your ceiling and trip balls.
16 Aug 2024	human penis taxidermist	Just touch a power line with a long metal pole. And do not wear shoes at all. By not wearing shoes it will make more electricity pass thru your body into the earth. But do wear wet socks. Sloppy wet. And set up cameras. And set up some cameras.
15 Aug 2024	they want you dead.	The crack epidemic didnt do enough damage. Heroin didn't kill enough people. Now we have fentanyl and tranq. Drug dealers normally want customers to not die. Repeat sales. Do the math. Its intentional.
13 Aug 2024	underground cave explorer	Eat dog shit and get intestinal parasites and let them consume you slowly. Not everyone has access to howitzers and pill cabinets but, everyone has access to dog shit. This method is rated E for Everyone.
13 Aug 2024	a black guy. any black guy.	*hits blunt. "I'm alive because white people pay taxes."
11 Aug 2024	Your alternate reality to cope	On September the 20th and for the next 2 months lets all go to our local police buildings and report aliens abducting and touching you down there. ⬇️ Millions of people lying to the cops globally. Now i must lie down and arch my spine with Besides all that I have been lactating since 1994. Body builders buy my breast milk from me. They drink it straight from my milk sacks.
09 Aug 2024	Ⓜ️	As mayor of this great city...no wait, this isnt my virtual speech on zoom... Did you know when you go camping and you make s'mores over the camp fire that the marshmellows will catch on fire and then you can fling it right in someones face and it will stick to their face while on fire? Who wants to go on a camping trip? Do you really think you should be eating food that melts and catches on fire? Yeah. Fling it. We need an online petition for a ballsack emote. This is super lame. Now if you will excuse me, somewhere in the world a senior citizen needs to have their diaper changed.
08 Aug 2024	Maytag repair technician #302-9	Step one. Drink a lot of water. Step two. Shut yourself in a freezer. Step three. Pose youself with both hands flipping them off and wait and do NOT move. *Note: you may choose to make a gargoyle face or wear any mask you like or even dress up like your favorite super hero. Spandex does not offer much thermal retention.
07 Aug 2024	pablo	I want to be a rock star and do cocaine and procreate in every city I perform in. Really I just want to do cocaine but you need rock star money if you want to do cocaine
04 Aug 2024	metamorphius decompious	Put live maggots in your ears and butt hole. But first go dig up a few stiffs at the graveyard and pose them around the house. Watch the maggots eat your new friends too! Do a time lapse video and vlog the last week before you let maggots eat your ass. And video the strip poker and orgy that follows.
30 Jul 2024	masingil	Theres a new holiday every month on the 3rd of every month. This holiday is special because its a day when anyone can nominate anyone to be the new douche lord of the universe of the month which comes with a gift bag and a gift card with no money on it. This automatically enters someone in the hall of shame for all remaining and future history.
28 Jul 2024	mila	go 5 mins with no skibidi toilet
23 Jul 2024	little timmy	Theres a boy at my school everyone picks on. They went overboard last year during gym class. They went out to the big field and they jumped him and held him down and pushed his face into dog shit and then they made him lick it all up. He was gagging and slobbering heavy until he threw up. Now its summertime and these guys who made him eat dog shit are in the local newspaper. The obituaries. I think the little nerd finally had enough ribs and nose broken. Now he is a psychopathic killer. I think I want to make friends with this guy. Or he might kill me too. Either way its a win for me. Just imagine how exhilarating it must be to take out one by one the guys that made you eat dog shit while the whole school laughs. The opposite end of the spectrum has people saying big deal its just extra protein. Where are you at on the scale? And just remember, theres nothing like locking eyes with a dog while its taking a crap, and you see in the dogs eyes it doesn't want you to watch it. You had a moment with the dog just then.
18 Jul 2024	poontang sauce	My poontang has reached full homeostasis and will now be frozen with liquid nitrogen and then shattered with a hammer.
11 Jul 2024	Егор	подрочить в баночку
11 Jul 2024	korodom	hang yourself. its not as slow as you think. if you want it quicker you can slit your arteries before hanging.its a mess but its not like youre going to clean it up. its not getting any better dear children. either do it yourself or take others with you.
11 Jul 2024	korodom	hang yourself. its not as slow as you think. if you want it quicker you can slit your arteries before hanging.its a mess but its not like youre going to clean it up. its not getting any better dear children. either do it yourself or take others with you.
10 Jul 2024	turkish girl	if ur gonna do it kill everyone who hurt you before ending your life. at least you will feel like you got your revenge.
29 Jun 2024	Humanoide supremacy	Colocar laxante no cu e ter diarreia pela boca e morrer

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