Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form. |
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Name/email Nom/email |
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans? |
25 Sep 2024 | rubix time travel | All of existence has a major problem that threatens all life. You see it took a long time to solve the rubix cube after it was invented. But as time moves forward people solve the rubix cube faster and faster. Eventually they will be able to do it in negative time which would allow us to travel back in time. The greedy corperations want to travel back in time and "gather" all the rubix cubes, and keep all this secret until they can patent time travel. The bad part is if they bring all the rubix cubes back to now it would cause a huge shift down in the earths mantle which would bring earthquakes and tsunamis and change also the rotation of the earth. The earth would become a meteor magnet for the next ⁷ years. |
21 Sep 2024 | пися | сьесть своего доктора (тсугино хару) |
15 Sep 2024 | mortimer jonechz, the ch is silent. | Before now we could only speculate what went on day to day in a casket once its buried with a stiff inside. But now we have another marvel of modern technology. I introduce to you... The one and only.... Casket Cam. You can now live feed over the internet your very own decomposition. The first 6 months is free! The video will be stored indefinitely for anyones viewing. All of this for only $4.99(Canadian) You can't beat this deal with a stick! |
14 Sep 2024 | things to do... | However you choose definitely leave a note. More like a list. Title it, "people to haunt when i am dead" ... Put every one's name you know. |
04 Sep 2024 | wilford ploom | Eat salt until you stroke out. I think it helps if you snort some too. Sodium delivery straight to the brain. |
01 Sep 2024 | Clean up on aisle 6 | Best way is to do a reenactment of your dreams when you sleep. Dreams really do come true you know. |
27 Aug 2024 | candyman | u eat lots of candies, till you explode. |
19 Aug 2024 | Laura | Spontaneous combustion |
18 Aug 2024 | Henry | Certainly not strangling yourself with toilet paper! I would know |
10 Aug 2024 | Илья | Сказать маме что получил(а) двойку |
09 Aug 2024 | Лисик | Съесть 3 ложки соли |
08 Aug 2024 | The Predator | I came. I saw. I ripped out some spines. |
03 Aug 2024 | jimmy neutron | jump out of a tree or eat 10000 bananas |
28 Jul 2024 | eddi | lox |
27 Jun 2024 | Ariadna | put a sticker on ur ass people will think they have to kiss it and then u will die |
21 Jun 2024 | Marillyn Manson | Dopo anni rieccomi qui. Direi rubare 100 euro ai propri genitori, intrufolarsi a una festa tecno e comprare 2 3 pasticche di ecstasy. Prenderle e ti divertirai tanto, potresti anche morire se ti va bene |
21 May 2024 | skeletor | When someone who knows you well and knows your voice calls you on the phone answer and say, hello? Oh no they're not here right now, but i will tell em you called. Alright. Bye. Now die laughing. |
16 May 2024 | Пётр | slide a hammer in and pum pum |
13 May 2024 | cement | eat a moldy bizkit |
24 Apr 2024 | the real pied piper. | The best way is pie. Eat pie until you explode or die from sugar. Seriously... You want to hang yourself or toaster in the tub or gashing your wrists open so bad a reconstructive surgeon couldnt fix it, or even one of the most famous ways, drowning in a pond ..... You want to do any of that or you want to eat pie? And dont even be like i dont eat pie. If you dont eat pie its a once in a lifetime experience for you then. Eat pie. Best way, i know it, you know it... This is great news. The quest for the best way can finally cease, and we can quit experimenting every weekend. All you need to know is eat pie. |
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