What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

04 Aug 2005 HUH WAT NAME?????? oh my fucking god everyone fucking kill yourselves right now dammit >:( lifes soooooooooooooo not worth it take it from me i h8 everyone i h8 u all i h8 life :) so whichever way just kill yourselves right now im talking 2 everyone but my preferable way is to cover yourself in mayonnaise and set flesh eating phirranas onto your body while u are waiting for them 2 slowly eat u away have one last fuck with your neighbours cat (the phirranas may also eat the cat but meh!!!)then smash ur head thru the back of ur tv look now ur on television >:)

03 Aug 2005 Mike Hunt CARVE A SWASTICA ON YOUR FORE HEAD AND GO ON VACTOIN TO HARLEM OR JUST KEEP YELLIN NIGGER WHAT EVER WORKS FOR YOU

01 Aug 2005 blondes suck for blondes only:

ask a friend to put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a 20ft pool and sniff it 100 times.

30 Jul 2005 The Dungeon Dave advice Column HAVE SEX WITH ME!!! I have HIV! So you'll die after a while. Unless, they find a cure. Then your aspirations of ending your life will be utterly futile!!! Okay it won't but whatever.

28 Jul 2005 nona i think the best ways to kill yourself is to put hot wax all over your body and thentake and candle and light yourself on fire but before u do that make sure you pour hot wax in your eyes and let it harden

15 Jul 2005 Andy i have been suffering depression since i was about 12 now i've just turned 14. i've tried to many ways to kill my self.....none have worked.... i've found that the best way to deal with all that shit is to just keep trying to commit suicide....it keeps ur mind off other things. this probably wont work 4 most people but ,hey, i'm weird! recently i've rediscovered the razor blade, drowning and my personal favourite: personal mutilation!! the fun never ceases!:P ok, i'm probably anoyin the crap out of every1 but i find that the best and easiest way 4 me to cope wid this shit is to joke bout it, i don't meen anythin by it and i'm sorry......

08 Jul 2005 i hate my friends another good way to die is to chop someone's dick off maybe your own. then put it in a bowl and wait for some weeks observing it how it is every now and then until it gets rotten and smells of decay and maggots and worms come out of it then eat it now you will take a rope and a small dish then eat the dish (no just put it whole in your mouth) then tie the rope around your head and mouth really hard now because you ate the dick you will want to vomit but because you blocked your mouth you can't so the vomit will go back and forth until the pressure will rise so high and you want to vomit so much that your head will explode and you will die. you must also film the whole thing because the explosion of blood vomit and your brains will be spectacular.

08 Jul 2005 doominator is a silly name one day as ur walking down the street find an enormous scary looking dog that seems to be very wild and hungry then approach it bend over and bite off its dick the dog will get very angry and kill you.

04 Jul 2005 Dias Take a chainsaw and let it do the magic

03 Jul 2005 m0laria Refuse to have sex with Michael Jackson. Upon refusing his advances, he will rape and slaughter you with his small, yet deadly sharp penis.

PS. This only works for males.

01 Jul 2005 The Grim Reaper Dig a hole and jump in it. If possible, have a friend bury you alive. Eventually you will die and guess what? It will save your family the financial burden of funeral costs since you will already be buried.

28 Jun 2005 Anna Wrecksia well starvation dosent work real well. i am down to 7 ana half pounds and still havent died yet.

ok ok i am really 15 pounds. but my goal is 7.5

28 Jun 2005 i spank ducks go online.

print a bunch of porn pictures.

cover your mothers bedroom with the pictures.

wait until she kills you.

27 Jun 2005 Elle pluge in a decent size fan, take the cover off while it is still on and stick your head inside.

26 Jun 2005 Jackass Joe Get a group of friends. Eat about 50 cans of beans between you and have a fart party in a tent!
Note: Your friends will die too

26 Jun 2005 nicola The best way to kill yourself wen your under 13 is to eat a tub of vaseline then put a flame in your mouth it will pop ure brains

26 Jun 2005 Jackass Joe Roll yourself up in guitar string. Attach the string to the top of a bridge and put the string around your waist. Roll off the bridge and when you reach the bottom your body will split in half! and maybe even cause a car pile up!

23 Jun 2005 lara thom cut your hair with a chain saw make sure you cut it down to the skalp

23 Jun 2005 boo poke your eyeballs out with a fork

22 Jun 2005 lisa stick a needle up ur fanny! nd a knife up ur bum ayt the same time!! write 2 me please, i also find shuvving a cucumber up dere helps!

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
04 Aug 2005	HUH WAT NAME??????	oh my fucking god everyone fucking kill yourselves right now dammit >:( lifes soooooooooooooo not worth it take it from me i h8 everyone i h8 u all i h8 life :) so whichever way just kill yourselves right now im talking 2 everyone but my preferable way is to cover yourself in mayonnaise and set flesh eating phirranas onto your body while u are waiting for them 2 slowly eat u away have one last fuck with your neighbours cat (the phirranas may also eat the cat but meh!!!)then smash ur head thru the back of ur tv look now ur on television >:)
03 Aug 2005	Mike Hunt	CARVE A SWASTICA ON YOUR FORE HEAD AND GO ON VACTOIN TO HARLEM OR JUST KEEP YELLIN NIGGER WHAT EVER WORKS FOR YOU
01 Aug 2005	blondes suck	for blondes only: ask a friend to put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a 20ft pool and sniff it 100 times.
30 Jul 2005	The Dungeon Dave advice Column	HAVE SEX WITH ME!!! I have HIV! So you'll die after a while. Unless, they find a cure. Then your aspirations of ending your life will be utterly futile!!! Okay it won't but whatever.
28 Jul 2005	nona	i think the best ways to kill yourself is to put hot wax all over your body and thentake and candle and light yourself on fire but before u do that make sure you pour hot wax in your eyes and let it harden
15 Jul 2005	Andy	i have been suffering depression since i was about 12 now i've just turned 14. i've tried to many ways to kill my self.....none have worked.... i've found that the best way to deal with all that shit is to just keep trying to commit suicide....it keeps ur mind off other things. this probably wont work 4 most people but ,hey, i'm weird! recently i've rediscovered the razor blade, drowning and my personal favourite: personal mutilation!! the fun never ceases!:P ok, i'm probably anoyin the crap out of every1 but i find that the best and easiest way 4 me to cope wid this shit is to joke bout it, i don't meen anythin by it and i'm sorry......
08 Jul 2005	i hate my friends	another good way to die is to chop someone's dick off maybe your own. then put it in a bowl and wait for some weeks observing it how it is every now and then until it gets rotten and smells of decay and maggots and worms come out of it then eat it now you will take a rope and a small dish then eat the dish (no just put it whole in your mouth) then tie the rope around your head and mouth really hard now because you ate the dick you will want to vomit but because you blocked your mouth you can't so the vomit will go back and forth until the pressure will rise so high and you want to vomit so much that your head will explode and you will die. you must also film the whole thing because the explosion of blood vomit and your brains will be spectacular.
08 Jul 2005	doominator is a silly name	one day as ur walking down the street find an enormous scary looking dog that seems to be very wild and hungry then approach it bend over and bite off its dick the dog will get very angry and kill you.
04 Jul 2005	Dias	Take a chainsaw and let it do the magic
03 Jul 2005	m0laria	Refuse to have sex with Michael Jackson. Upon refusing his advances, he will rape and slaughter you with his small, yet deadly sharp penis. PS. This only works for males.
01 Jul 2005	The Grim Reaper	Dig a hole and jump in it. If possible, have a friend bury you alive. Eventually you will die and guess what? It will save your family the financial burden of funeral costs since you will already be buried.
28 Jun 2005	Anna Wrecksia	well starvation dosent work real well. i am down to 7 ana half pounds and still havent died yet. ok ok i am really 15 pounds. but my goal is 7.5
28 Jun 2005	i spank ducks	go online. print a bunch of porn pictures. cover your mothers bedroom with the pictures. wait until she kills you.
27 Jun 2005	Elle	pluge in a decent size fan, take the cover off while it is still on and stick your head inside.
26 Jun 2005	Jackass Joe	Get a group of friends. Eat about 50 cans of beans between you and have a fart party in a tent! Note: Your friends will die too
26 Jun 2005	nicola	The best way to kill yourself wen your under 13 is to eat a tub of vaseline then put a flame in your mouth it will pop ure brains
26 Jun 2005	Jackass Joe	Roll yourself up in guitar string. Attach the string to the top of a bridge and put the string around your waist. Roll off the bridge and when you reach the bottom your body will split in half! and maybe even cause a car pile up!
23 Jun 2005	lara thom	cut your hair with a chain saw make sure you cut it down to the skalp
23 Jun 2005	boo	poke your eyeballs out with a fork
22 Jun 2005	lisa	stick a needle up ur fanny! nd a knife up ur bum ayt the same time!! write 2 me please, i also find shuvving a cucumber up dere helps!