What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

23 Nov 2004 some sik minded freak the best way to kill yourself is not to kill yourself physically but mentally. kill every thing inside you, your thouts, your visions and your memories. dont eat dont drink dont talk to any one. kill yourself mentally and then get a pet cat or dog collect there fur in a brush then swallow it leaving a note saying i told you the animals hated me.

18 Nov 2004 richard cranium if you are to scary to use a gun or pillz or razor blade on yourself then get some one else to do it. do you know what suicide by cop is? take a fully automatic weapon in to the police station and begin firing. note: take out as many as possible and scream "death to the pigs, helter skelter" you will be dead in no time.
another way if your too scared is put an add in the paper that says you want to have sex with someone with aids.
another way if your scary is steal your folks car keys and go into the garage. seal off all drafts with duct tape. shut all doors. seal cracks. start car and sit in the car with the windows down and let car idle. get comfortable and try to go to sleep. if no one finds out you will never wake up.
remember kids, think. just because you are depressed dont let that stop you from coming up with your own plan for suicide. you dont need a stupid web site to tell you how to do a very simple thing like kill yourself. its easy. you just need to overcome an obstacle of fear. once you do, nothing will hold you back from sucsess. c'mon its easy. if you cant do this right what makes you think you will ever be able to get anything rite in life. so go put your nikes on and just do it. what er ya waitin for you pitiful and miserable losers.

18 Nov 2004 mike shiel hey kiddies, do you know what a 12 guage shotgun is. load a buckshot shell in it and put the end of the barrel in your mouth poiting up twards the top of your head. place the stock on the floor. depress the trigger. congratulations, you have just succesfully commited suicide and didn't feel a thing. be sure to get a video camera and look directly in the lens before you shoot. and make sure the camera is back far enough to get most of your brains exploding out the back of your cranium but not to far back not to be able to get that last look in your eye scene. you can say a few last words if you like. its really cool when you say something like its all your fault mom, you should have never started sucking my penis. lol.

17 Nov 2004 Allah of w0ne hahahaha come see me, i'll do it for you.

always happy to help out the kiddies!

;)

11 Nov 2004 Floppin Ferry Claim that you are a terrorist. Make out some papers on your computer and get in touch with a lot of Iraqis in some of the chat rooms. Turn yourself in and see where that takes you.

11 Nov 2004 Micky Go flush ya head in the toliet bowl and dont come up ...see if you can pass 100!

09 Nov 2004 Drafalga Hmmm, I have been pondering this, and have a few suggestions:
1)Razorblade Popcicles.
2)Playing with your pet blender.
3)Make yourself a marioette using fishhooks fixed to a second story or greater window, then jump.
4)Suckerpunch a gorilla while wearing a banana thong.
5)Wear a towel on your head in a U.S. military base.
6)Attach a hose to a tailpipe, then cut a hole in your throat to feed the hose into.
7)Shotgun with roadsalt. Tasty.
8)Do-it-yourself vasectomy.
9)Inject gasoline directly into your left right, hold blowtorch into right wrist. Enjoy.
10)One word: Beltsander.

08 Nov 2004 Nipplez Get a Big Screen tV, put it on a shelf somewhere high and let it fall off on top of ya or no wait....you can cut your hair with a chainsaw, you can fuck yourself up by jumpin on a sword makin your ass full of nothin but that sharp thing ya wanted, or you can assassinate Bush, or you can meet Big Bubba, which will it be? Guess what, if you are still here bitchin about oh how sorry you feel for yourself and actually think that someone is gonna fuckin care, you're just a loser then, I mean if ya was gonna end it all, wouldn't you have done it already. So to all you jerks out there.....who think that anyone gives a shit about ya would just love to see or hear that you are dead, something less to deal with, better dead than alive.

SEX~BLOOD~ROCK&ROLL

08 Nov 2004 Simply Slick Light up two ciggarettes, cigars, or pot whatever your prefer of smoke, after lighting them up, stick them inside your ears and enjoy!

05 Nov 2004 Bogart If your BLACK (african american or simply nigger) suicide is your best bet no matter your age. No one likes black people.

04 Nov 2004 Harry Carry its just to borring to kill yoruself useing only one way! you have to get creative! use a couple of diffrent ways! it will be fun! who wants an otopsy that says yup she hung herself? you have to have an otopsy like first she overdosed folowd bye slitting her wrists then she blew herself up wile she was in the air hanging herself see that would be fun!!!!!!! so what you need to do is includ at least 4 diffrent ways!!! get it got it good!!!!!

04 Nov 2004 Harry Carry i think getting a Hary Cary blade and putting on a whole Hary Cary ritual! and leave a not that says "what i didnt know what a Hary Cary ritual was!" and for all you stuipid kids under 13 that dont know what a harry cary ritual is first of all let me say you imbarise me then let me tell you what it is! its just some old suiside ritual that you put on when you've discrased your family! so what you do is
1.get a hary cary blad (knife)
2. get the weird sheet of pupiruse paper
3. stab yourself deep then run the blade all around inside of you!
4.let your organs spill out infront of you on the paper!
5. fall down face first in you blood and guts!!!
awsome!!!
but im still working on getting a harry carry blade!

02 Nov 2004 WaitingForSalvation You tell your parents to let you enjoy the ride. Then choose the ride which takes you at the highest point in the whole universe. Now hesitate a little bit, this is necessary to prepare you for the suicide, and throw youself on the ground. Please remember, while falling on the ground your head must face the ground. This you can do easily by a little practice. If you become able to succeed in the practice itself, then nothing is better than this. Happy suicide!

31 Oct 2004 T Scholl Volunteer for active duty in the Marines or Army and request duty in Iraq. Let Russian Roulette dictate how you die. Maybe a friendly kill. Maybe a patrol duty in which you come into the field of a car or kamikaze bomb. Let your body be blown to kingdom come. Pieces in all directions. Then the world you left becomes your martyrdom. Just another brave soul cut down in the prime of life. If your life sucks that bad, let the military pick up the pieces. They'll do it with pride for free and present you to your loved ones in a cleaned up form for all to cry over. You will also become a war hero. No one will ever know that you did this on purpose. GO FOR IT!!!!!!!!!!

As for you 13 year olds..... Ride your bike along the berm of a busy stretch of two lane or four lane country highway. Seconds before you know a semi is coming up behind you, turn into it's path. Tons of power and metal will roll you over and over until you are a fresh piece of meat. Check out the deer that get hit by semi's if you think I'm wrong. This can be blamed on an accident. You are off the hook and no one will ever know it was on purpose. GO FOR IT you chicken shit!!!!!!!!!!

30 Oct 2004 stacey take tons of pills then fuck ur dad!!

29 Oct 2004 chronic poke out my own eyes.. slide on a slid full fo small razors and then splash into a tub full of alchohol cleansing liquid.. and then falling "accidently" on the railroad and knock out myself and wake up 3 seconds before the train runs over me.. NIIIICE!!

27 Oct 2004 Noe eats Turkey first of all you get stoned out of your mind, get a bj from a black chinese hooker that is also a trans and hornier than fuck. Then you get stoned again and get a gun and blow your mind. If that doesnt work get stoned again and try again but this time with acid and a gay jewish black man hooker with 25 diseases which means you will die either way.
thats all i can say right now. Have FUN!!.

24 Oct 2004 rob sell your body to a middle aged japanese business man. he will sodomise you. rape you with a inflatable porpoise, and then get him and some other friends to bukkake on your face whilst he breaks your neck. you will love it. he will love it. Ignore these other twats that tell you to jump infront of a car. Stop being so selfish and think about the poor drivers insurance premium.

23 Oct 2004 mmichael0 Well, I do not know if this is the best way, but I just thought about it right now ?

When you get a erected, cut your penis off, this will mean a great loss of blood ? & will be painful, but if you want a shock factor, it will give it.

Another way, for a big shock to anyone who see you after, is pouring oil/petrol/gasoline & set your self on fire, I think some people done it in protest to the Vietnam War ? well that where I seen it, in history TV shows.

20 Oct 2004 Scratch I want to kill myself, and have wanted to for some time. You see, the other day I was eating a bowl of corn flakes, and I realized that the milk had made them far too soggy far too quickly. It was like chewing on shit. It all happened so fast, I'm sick and tired of everyone changing things on me. The best way for someone under 13 to kill themselves is to read this site and laugh until their colon flies from their ass out of spite.

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
23 Nov 2004	some sik minded freak	the best way to kill yourself is not to kill yourself physically but mentally. kill every thing inside you, your thouts, your visions and your memories. dont eat dont drink dont talk to any one. kill yourself mentally and then get a pet cat or dog collect there fur in a brush then swallow it leaving a note saying i told you the animals hated me.
18 Nov 2004	richard cranium	if you are to scary to use a gun or pillz or razor blade on yourself then get some one else to do it. do you know what suicide by cop is? take a fully automatic weapon in to the police station and begin firing. note: take out as many as possible and scream "death to the pigs, helter skelter" you will be dead in no time. another way if your too scared is put an add in the paper that says you want to have sex with someone with aids. another way if your scary is steal your folks car keys and go into the garage. seal off all drafts with duct tape. shut all doors. seal cracks. start car and sit in the car with the windows down and let car idle. get comfortable and try to go to sleep. if no one finds out you will never wake up. remember kids, think. just because you are depressed dont let that stop you from coming up with your own plan for suicide. you dont need a stupid web site to tell you how to do a very simple thing like kill yourself. its easy. you just need to overcome an obstacle of fear. once you do, nothing will hold you back from sucsess. c'mon its easy. if you cant do this right what makes you think you will ever be able to get anything rite in life. so go put your nikes on and just do it. what er ya waitin for you pitiful and miserable losers.
18 Nov 2004	mike shiel	hey kiddies, do you know what a 12 guage shotgun is. load a buckshot shell in it and put the end of the barrel in your mouth poiting up twards the top of your head. place the stock on the floor. depress the trigger. congratulations, you have just succesfully commited suicide and didn't feel a thing. be sure to get a video camera and look directly in the lens before you shoot. and make sure the camera is back far enough to get most of your brains exploding out the back of your cranium but not to far back not to be able to get that last look in your eye scene. you can say a few last words if you like. its really cool when you say something like its all your fault mom, you should have never started sucking my penis. lol.
17 Nov 2004	Allah of w0ne	hahahaha come see me, i'll do it for you. always happy to help out the kiddies! ;)
11 Nov 2004	Floppin Ferry	Claim that you are a terrorist. Make out some papers on your computer and get in touch with a lot of Iraqis in some of the chat rooms. Turn yourself in and see where that takes you.
11 Nov 2004	Micky	Go flush ya head in the toliet bowl and dont come up ...see if you can pass 100!
09 Nov 2004	Drafalga	Hmmm, I have been pondering this, and have a few suggestions: 1)Razorblade Popcicles. 2)Playing with your pet blender. 3)Make yourself a marioette using fishhooks fixed to a second story or greater window, then jump. 4)Suckerpunch a gorilla while wearing a banana thong. 5)Wear a towel on your head in a U.S. military base. 6)Attach a hose to a tailpipe, then cut a hole in your throat to feed the hose into. 7)Shotgun with roadsalt. Tasty. 8)Do-it-yourself vasectomy. 9)Inject gasoline directly into your left right, hold blowtorch into right wrist. Enjoy. 10)One word: Beltsander.
08 Nov 2004	Nipplez	Get a Big Screen tV, put it on a shelf somewhere high and let it fall off on top of ya or no wait....you can cut your hair with a chainsaw, you can fuck yourself up by jumpin on a sword makin your ass full of nothin but that sharp thing ya wanted, or you can assassinate Bush, or you can meet Big Bubba, which will it be? Guess what, if you are still here bitchin about oh how sorry you feel for yourself and actually think that someone is gonna fuckin care, you're just a loser then, I mean if ya was gonna end it all, wouldn't you have done it already. So to all you jerks out there.....who think that anyone gives a shit about ya would just love to see or hear that you are dead, something less to deal with, better dead than alive. SEX~BLOOD~ROCK&ROLL
08 Nov 2004	Simply Slick	Light up two ciggarettes, cigars, or pot whatever your prefer of smoke, after lighting them up, stick them inside your ears and enjoy!
05 Nov 2004	Bogart	If your BLACK (african american or simply nigger) suicide is your best bet no matter your age. No one likes black people.
04 Nov 2004	Harry Carry	its just to borring to kill yoruself useing only one way! you have to get creative! use a couple of diffrent ways! it will be fun! who wants an otopsy that says yup she hung herself? you have to have an otopsy like first she overdosed folowd bye slitting her wrists then she blew herself up wile she was in the air hanging herself see that would be fun!!!!!!! so what you need to do is includ at least 4 diffrent ways!!! get it got it good!!!!!
04 Nov 2004	Harry Carry	i think getting a Hary Cary blade and putting on a whole Hary Cary ritual! and leave a not that says "what i didnt know what a Hary Cary ritual was!" and for all you stuipid kids under 13 that dont know what a harry cary ritual is first of all let me say you imbarise me then let me tell you what it is! its just some old suiside ritual that you put on when you've discrased your family! so what you do is 1.get a hary cary blad (knife) 2. get the weird sheet of pupiruse paper 3. stab yourself deep then run the blade all around inside of you! 4.let your organs spill out infront of you on the paper! 5. fall down face first in you blood and guts!!! awsome!!! but im still working on getting a harry carry blade!
02 Nov 2004	WaitingForSalvation	You tell your parents to let you enjoy the ride. Then choose the ride which takes you at the highest point in the whole universe. Now hesitate a little bit, this is necessary to prepare you for the suicide, and throw youself on the ground. Please remember, while falling on the ground your head must face the ground. This you can do easily by a little practice. If you become able to succeed in the practice itself, then nothing is better than this. Happy suicide!
31 Oct 2004	T Scholl	Volunteer for active duty in the Marines or Army and request duty in Iraq. Let Russian Roulette dictate how you die. Maybe a friendly kill. Maybe a patrol duty in which you come into the field of a car or kamikaze bomb. Let your body be blown to kingdom come. Pieces in all directions. Then the world you left becomes your martyrdom. Just another brave soul cut down in the prime of life. If your life sucks that bad, let the military pick up the pieces. They'll do it with pride for free and present you to your loved ones in a cleaned up form for all to cry over. You will also become a war hero. No one will ever know that you did this on purpose. GO FOR IT!!!!!!!!!! As for you 13 year olds..... Ride your bike along the berm of a busy stretch of two lane or four lane country highway. Seconds before you know a semi is coming up behind you, turn into it's path. Tons of power and metal will roll you over and over until you are a fresh piece of meat. Check out the deer that get hit by semi's if you think I'm wrong. This can be blamed on an accident. You are off the hook and no one will ever know it was on purpose. GO FOR IT you chicken shit!!!!!!!!!!
30 Oct 2004	stacey	take tons of pills then fuck ur dad!!
29 Oct 2004	chronic	poke out my own eyes.. slide on a slid full fo small razors and then splash into a tub full of alchohol cleansing liquid.. and then falling "accidently" on the railroad and knock out myself and wake up 3 seconds before the train runs over me.. NIIIICE!!
27 Oct 2004	Noe eats Turkey	first of all you get stoned out of your mind, get a bj from a black chinese hooker that is also a trans and hornier than fuck. Then you get stoned again and get a gun and blow your mind. If that doesnt work get stoned again and try again but this time with acid and a gay jewish black man hooker with 25 diseases which means you will die either way. thats all i can say right now. Have FUN!!.
24 Oct 2004	rob	sell your body to a middle aged japanese business man. he will sodomise you. rape you with a inflatable porpoise, and then get him and some other friends to bukkake on your face whilst he breaks your neck. you will love it. he will love it. Ignore these other twats that tell you to jump infront of a car. Stop being so selfish and think about the poor drivers insurance premium.
23 Oct 2004	mmichael0	Well, I do not know if this is the best way, but I just thought about it right now ? When you get a erected, cut your penis off, this will mean a great loss of blood ? & will be painful, but if you want a shock factor, it will give it. Another way, for a big shock to anyone who see you after, is pouring oil/petrol/gasoline & set your self on fire, I think some people done it in protest to the Vietnam War ? well that where I seen it, in history TV shows.
20 Oct 2004	Scratch	I want to kill myself, and have wanted to for some time. You see, the other day I was eating a bowl of corn flakes, and I realized that the milk had made them far too soggy far too quickly. It was like chewing on shit. It all happened so fast, I'm sick and tired of everyone changing things on me. The best way for someone under 13 to kill themselves is to read this site and laugh until their colon flies from their ass out of spite.