What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.

Date Name/email

Nom/email
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

11 Jun 2023 bruhno Suck balls too much and choke to death

09 Jun 2023 death is real near -deflate your lungs
-jump off a high bridge into the ocean
-carve initials and reasons into your skin first. (that way if your body is found others know why u done what u did).
One of these ideas is how i plan to off myself in the near future. not saying anything more as no other details into my death are necessary

09 Jun 2023 mariaaa right as your parents/gaurdians are about to leave the house using the car for transport,you go lay under the car horizontally so when your parents drive out the driveway they crush your intestines and they are traumatized for life

09 Jun 2023 mariaaa right as your parents/gaurdians are about to leave the house using the car for transport,you go lay under the car horizontally so when your parents drive out the driveway they crush your intestines and they are traumatized for life

31 May 2023 lets hydroponic habaneros Today the most horrible thing transpired. I was checking my emails for semi-important correspondence and there was a peculiar email from my friend. His account got hacked because in the email was a close up of a human ass hole. I realized it was a video when it began to move. It crowned upwards and out. Then little shit droplets began to errupt like a mild volcano. But then all of the sudden, full force erruption. Live str⁸eaming, if you will. Some excrement even got on the GoPro. All in the carpet. In the sofa. The GoPro was still running when room service came in and cleaned it all up. The video showed room service cursing extreme profanity at this "diablo de caca" but at least he didnt do this at his house and he dont have to clean it up. Smart thinking.

24 May 2023 pretty sure i do not care. Did you know you can buy a bag of kangaroo penises on the internet? People eat these to enhance their jumping abilities. No data can substantiate the claim. Its probably an acquired taste.

02 May 2023 stephen eaten by coconut crabs on an island

01 May 2023 partial lobotomy and seltzer water. There is nothing like that feeling you get as your large intestine inflates, slowly, and then quickly deflates.

25 Apr 2023 jopa kill your mum

19 Apr 2023 boob smothered under giant tits

07 Apr 2023 антон я крч трахал ананас

07 Apr 2023 Роман вотки в свое горло нож тупой ступид кид

03 Apr 2023 Понос Хотел пукнуть и упал

26 Mar 2023 ДА ПОШЕЛ НА съесть пуговицу и подавиться ей анхуй

26 Mar 2023 Mariah🤭 WHAHA I READ ONE USING ZIPTIES AROUND YOUR NECK ND THEN RUNNING AROUND IN THE LIVING ROOM WITH VISITORS AND WATCH THEM ALL FREAK OUT AND CRY AS U TURN PALE ND DIE

25 Mar 2023 вы пидоры хватит портить психику людям пидоры банные

25 Mar 2023 sofia 4 packs of xanax and BOOM! you are dead.

24 Mar 2023 елка я я думаю типа просто эм съешь говно,ты его съешь и желудок ахуетт что типа говно в желудке а не в унитази потомучто гавно это еда туалета а не человека...просто съешь гавно..................................

18 Mar 2023 a jar of pickled pig pussies and fingers. I recently read a book. Its called around the labia in 80 days. Every day you pierce your labia, and at the end there are 80 piercings. Just dont keep a ring in it so in 80 days the piercing heals, and you can pierce it over and over. Everyday. For the rest of your life.

16 Mar 2023 i never had a name before. Oh woe is me. For i have stumped my little toe. 98.9% sure its broken. Oh yeah, all doubt gone now it is broken. I can barely walk it hurts so bad. You are going to have to carry me everywhere or kiss it and make it better. I do have a busy schedule too. I probably would need assistance getting in and out of the shower also. I could slip and fall and break my neck or my forearm bones but they poke out and plunge into my vital organs. Shower slips can be very bad. And if you took advantage of me during shower time, that would be ok.

Prev    Much more than this....
   Next
1 2 3 4 5 ... 65 66 67
Famous users search:
Lucy Cortina   Chris   Mackellar   Felicia   Joe Lee   Billy   Phil   will snow   Enzyme

Read the archives

Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
11 Jun 2023	bruhno	Suck balls too much and choke to death
09 Jun 2023	death is real near	-deflate your lungs -jump off a high bridge into the ocean -carve initials and reasons into your skin first. (that way if your body is found others know why u done what u did). One of these ideas is how i plan to off myself in the near future. not saying anything more as no other details into my death are necessary
09 Jun 2023	mariaaa	right as your parents/gaurdians are about to leave the house using the car for transport,you go lay under the car horizontally so when your parents drive out the driveway they crush your intestines and they are traumatized for life
09 Jun 2023	mariaaa	right as your parents/gaurdians are about to leave the house using the car for transport,you go lay under the car horizontally so when your parents drive out the driveway they crush your intestines and they are traumatized for life
31 May 2023	lets hydroponic habaneros	Today the most horrible thing transpired. I was checking my emails for semi-important correspondence and there was a peculiar email from my friend. His account got hacked because in the email was a close up of a human ass hole. I realized it was a video when it began to move. It crowned upwards and out. Then little shit droplets began to errupt like a mild volcano. But then all of the sudden, full force erruption. Live str⁸eaming, if you will. Some excrement even got on the GoPro. All in the carpet. In the sofa. The GoPro was still running when room service came in and cleaned it all up. The video showed room service cursing extreme profanity at this "diablo de caca" but at least he didnt do this at his house and he dont have to clean it up. Smart thinking.
24 May 2023	pretty sure i do not care.	Did you know you can buy a bag of kangaroo penises on the internet? People eat these to enhance their jumping abilities. No data can substantiate the claim. Its probably an acquired taste.
02 May 2023	stephen	eaten by coconut crabs on an island
01 May 2023	partial lobotomy and seltzer water.	There is nothing like that feeling you get as your large intestine inflates, slowly, and then quickly deflates.
25 Apr 2023	jopa	kill your mum
19 Apr 2023	boob	smothered under giant tits
07 Apr 2023	антон	я крч трахал ананас
07 Apr 2023	Роман	вотки в свое горло нож тупой ступид кид
03 Apr 2023	Понос	Хотел пукнуть и упал
26 Mar 2023	ДА ПОШЕЛ НА	съесть пуговицу и подавиться ей анхуй
26 Mar 2023	Mariah🤭	WHAHA I READ ONE USING ZIPTIES AROUND YOUR NECK ND THEN RUNNING AROUND IN THE LIVING ROOM WITH VISITORS AND WATCH THEM ALL FREAK OUT AND CRY AS U TURN PALE ND DIE
25 Mar 2023	вы пидоры	хватит портить психику людям пидоры банные
25 Mar 2023	sofia	4 packs of xanax and BOOM! you are dead.
24 Mar 2023	елка я	я думаю типа просто эм съешь говно,ты его съешь и желудок ахуетт что типа говно в желудке а не в унитази потомучто гавно это еда туалета а не человека...просто съешь гавно..................................
18 Mar 2023	a jar of pickled pig pussies and fingers.	I recently read a book. Its called around the labia in 80 days. Every day you pierce your labia, and at the end there are 80 piercings. Just dont keep a ring in it so in 80 days the piercing heals, and you can pierce it over and over. Everyday. For the rest of your life.
16 Mar 2023	i never had a name before.	Oh woe is me. For i have stumped my little toe. 98.9% sure its broken. Oh yeah, all doubt gone now it is broken. I can barely walk it hurts so bad. You are going to have to carry me everywhere or kiss it and make it better. I do have a busy schedule too. I probably would need assistance getting in and out of the shower also. I could slip and fall and break my neck or my forearm bones but they poke out and plunge into my vital organs. Shower slips can be very bad. And if you took advantage of me during shower time, that would be ok.