Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
14 Mar 2003	Roger	The best way is definitely cutting your underdeveloped penis off, and then slitting your own throat until you die. *HIGHLY RECOMMENDED!
03 Mar 2003	jasen stewart	think of a clockwork orange theme...... strapped to a chair with toothpicks propping your eyelids, forced to digest hours of david schwimer movies......... death shall ensue shortly thereafter
22 Feb 2003	artist23	to masturbate in vitriolic acid
22 Feb 2003	format	to masturbate in vitriolic acid
28 Dec 2002	linda smith	Get a knife and run out into the street and wait for a car to pass by make sure you do it at night so they won't see you put on all black and walk out into the street and wait for a car when you see a car coming get your knife and stab yourself in the arm run up to the car and say you need a ride to the hospital, while your in the car tell him that your mommy stabbed you and make sure you take your dog with you, while in the car wack off the dog and stab yourself in the chest
17 Dec 2002	robert	DANCE: Pour an increasingly large amount of bleach into every orofice of your little body: wriggle until you can move no longer. Make sure your Dad video tapes your performance. Make sure your mum provides the bleach. Dance for your grandparents on the table you ate Christmas dinner. Wear the headband your auntie bought you.
17 Dec 2002	ryan	squirt lighter fluid in your ass, douse a piece of string in it as well, stick the string in your ass and have a bit hanging out light her up and wait for results
17 Dec 2002	ryan	bring a killer back to life by sellotaping his head back on, then stay in his house for a week until he comes to kill you (must be relative)
17 Dec 2002	ryan	dive into a mincer
17 Dec 2002	ryan	tie a noose around you neck and tie it to a pole. get in a car and drive as fast as you can until it rips your head of or pull you through th car either way you die
15 Dec 2002	The Chad	Take a sharp edge bottle opener.. and start peeling your gums away from the teeth... then take a pocket knife and slice the gums from between your top two teeth up to your nose.. Then take the two flaps and slowly peel your face off. Then run out into the streets screaming "God has turned me into a bomb!" Make sure there are cops around when you do it.. If you don't bleed to death from the whole face thing, the cops will surely shoot you down..
08 Dec 2002	georgie	First, u have to like pain and sex, then, go and steal as much stuff as u can, then, grab a live chicken, fuck it up the ass, which, to my experience is very painful, and cut off your limbs one by one, when you don't have any limbs left apart from one arm, stab yourself in the heart. that's wot im gunna do on christmas eve, hahaha
21 Nov 2002	Valerie Elyse Moscozo	Put a plastic bag over your head and tape it around your neck and then superglue your hands together and then throw yourself into a pool. PAINFUL!
19 Nov 2002	Adam P. Boots	Putting a glass thermometer up your urethra, bashing it with a hammer, and rape a dirty whore, so that you can get aids and slowly rot away
10 Nov 2002	Skippy	Make yourself late for the bus, start brushing your teeth while running to catch your bus. Accidentally fall and the toothbrush will go through the back of your neck and kill you.
05 Nov 2002	Mimi	Hide some explosive in your pants and go flirt with some under 13 jewish girl!! That's really nice and exciting..
01 Nov 2002	Martha S.	happy halloween, kiddies. i hope your day is filled with gory things and axes and professional samurai swords for someone to cut your head off, lots of ropes and wires to hang yourself with from the ceiling fan, and many, many razors to cut your little withered anorexic, (maybe fat &chunky), wrists. oh, and i hope you go to one of those factories that have those two rolling round heavy things that smash down stuff to a couple inches thick, i hope you get caught in one of those, and i get to witness you screaming as the rollers bring your body in slowly, crushing your feet, your ankles, up to your knees, your thighs, the blood is starting to not just squirt averywhere, but the flow is starting to go backward, flowing back toward your head. and your pelvis, torso is flattened, you start to lose consciousness, but you are still awake enough to feel the pain, you no longer can scream, your lungs and throat are filled with blood. you can't see, the pressure has blinded your eyes, as they bulge outward out form their sockets, bloodshot, looking like they could pop out. and then, u still get pulled farther in, but u are dead now, after it got to ur heart, but now i see it's reaching your your neck, up to your head, it crushes ur jaw, and then Cruch and and Ooze, and your skull cracks open in various places, and the brains start seeping out of any any spot it can from your broken nogen, the brains seeming to be trying to flee from the crusher machine. mmmm, i feel like having sausage right about now.
23 Oct 2002	Wizman	Se recouvrir d'une fine couche de béton et laisser un mot dans ce genre à côté : "Voici la statue que je veut sur ma tombe. Ca change des pierres tombales à la con. " Tant qu'à faire, mieux vaut prendre une position héroïque/grotesque/obscène ?/débile ? (au choix). On peut même envisager d'engager un tailleur de pierre pour paufiner la statue si les traits sont un peu grossiers. Au moins avec un suicide aussi "stylish", on se souviendra de vous... Pour les plus fortunés, une version à la "Goldfinger" peut aussi être interressante, tant que la durabilité du monument funéraire est assurée.
10 Oct 2002	Tantalizing Tara	Jump into a sewage system, with mouth wide open and don't bother cummin up.
09 Oct 2002	CALLY	Do it a really evil and psychotic way..... removing as many organs as possible from your body before dying and leaving them under your parents' pillow nunight..... sleep tight mummy and daddy x x

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