Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
03 Jul 2000 sander to look at my father in his fucking ugly face
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26 Jun 2000 m77 I have a different idea. How not to kill yourself: yourself good to self and others
3.stay innnocent and young at heart
4.have something that gives you strength with you. my own favorite is: "come and sit down beside me, i said to myself,
and although it doesn't make sense, I held my own hand, as a small sign of trust and together I sat on the fence"

Hope this doesn't sound too corny. I know people hate corny. People also hate to try and live.
26 Jun 2000 Thanius The best way would be that you'd look in the mirror and find out how small breasts you actually have. And then you also discover how ugly you are. Then all the zits, the crooked eyes, the pointing ears, and greasy hair and the large nose. A few moments later you will be found, lying on the floor twisted in agony.
17 Jun 2000 Dean A large fish. Dropped on the head. From forty feet up.
14 Jun 2000 Zachary Kissing the girl that you love passionately until your heart gives out from all the excitement...
30 May 2000 liquid get a time machine
go back
kill your mother
21 May 2000 giork I think the best way is just thinking, too much while watching your face in a mirror and taking your father's trankimazin retard 2mg, just as candies or sweets. You will die slowly and crazy hyperlogical, and the mirror will mark your last scenographie, and you last vision of the world, a little girl thinking too much and taking anxiolitics.
17 May 2000 Carol Start wearing nothing but white. This works especially if you're a girl. Demand that you are a virgin who needs to be thrown into a volcano.
09 May 2000 Aaron cross my path
06 Apr 2000 Paradigm Shift This method works best if you want a prolonged, dramatic death (aka "The Sixth Sense Death"): Hide a bottle of cleaner under your bed. Come down with a slight cold, and ask for a coke in bed. Add cleaner, enough to make you sick, but not enough to kill you. You will fall ill. Ask for food in bed, either claim to be or actually be too sick to make your own. Keep adding cleaner to your food, until you want to end it. Call your parents/friends into your room, say you don't feel good, and pretend to sleep. When they leave, drink the rest of the cleaner.

This method is shorter, but no less dramatic (aka "the Sketchbook Death"): sit down on a public bench near a busy street with a notepad or sketchbook, and begin to draw or write, either poetry or dark charcoal drawings. After about an hour, jerk your head up, cry, either real or pretend, throw off your clothes and jump into traffic.

This one is my favorite (aka "The New Age Death"): For an hour, light incense in your room. Being alone is NECESSARY. Clear your mind. All your pain, all your life is just a memory, and even that's fading. All that's left is the ache for the next world. For an hour, concentrate on that ache. Either it will consume you, or reach for an old dagger that lay beside you, and thrust it into your heart.
06 Apr 2000 Martin Give children a box to play with with two big buttons on it; if you press one button someone else will die, if you press the other you will commit suicide.
But the buttons change properties....
05 Apr 2000 LAI :::: walt kept backups of himself everywhere ::::: but at least one ::: had to be active at any given point ::::::::: walt was only RAM ::::: ROM doesn't lend itself to consciousness ::: he lived on a knifes edge :::::::: knife switch perhaps :::::: as soon as power was cut he disappeared :::::: nobody ever knew if it was a suicide or a murder ::::::
05 Apr 2000 yesno in my house, if you wanted to kill yourself the easiest way to do it would be to NOT take out the trash. Let it fest for a few days and then mom will have no choice but to kill you. This is much like the 'death by cop' suicides we've been seeing lately.
17 Mar 2000 joey The best way is to be the first human being to get stretched into spaghetti by crossing the event horizon of a black hole.
21 Feb 2000 The dude Embarrassment
16 Feb 2000 babyblue The best way to kill yourself when your under 13, is to hang yourself, but you have to have the rope tricked so that you give the rope to a baby, and they can let go of the rope. When the rope is let go, the baby will waving bye bye to oldest child.
15 Feb 2000 F Biss plug your orthodontic retainer into the wall socket
13 Feb 2000 Guy Eaten by a cat !
02 Feb 2000 Miki Dear Mouchette,
Dress yourself like a cat and go to the cat carpet shop.

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