Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form. |
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Name/email Nom/email |
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans? |
24 Sep 2023 | No | Set fire to your hair Poke a stick at a grizzly bear Eat medicine that's out of date Use your private parts as piranha bait Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Get your toast out with a fork Do your own electrical work Teach yourself how to fly Eat a two-week-old un-refrigerated pie Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Invite a psycho-killer inside Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride Take your helmet off in outer space Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Keep a rattlesnake as a pet Sell both your kidneys on the Internet Eat a tube of superglue "I wonder, what's this red button do?" Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Dress up like a moose during hunting season Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason Stand on the edge of a train station platform Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing Run across the tracks between the platforms They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly The dumbest ways to die The dumbest ways to die Dumbest ways to die So many dumb So many dumb ways to die |
06 Aug 2023 | Пидор | Голод , ты станешь красивой и умрёшь худой |
05 Aug 2023 | the crotch game. | Sue your parents for concieving and having you without your consent. |
05 Aug 2023 | Zach | Jumping off a bridge |
02 Aug 2023 | Борис | В тот момент, когда тебе станет тяжелее всего, настолько тяжело, что ты почти не сможешь дышать от тяжести своих мыслей и переживаний, попробуй подумать о том что когда-нибудь всё изменится и будет совсем по-другому, так, как ты хочешь. Подумай о том, что если сейчас ты совершишь это деяние, то на том свете будешь неоднократно жалеть а содеянном, потому что больше не сможешь ничего вернуть, ты не сможешь вернуть себя и не сможешь вернуть своё прошлое, которое впоследствии может остаться просто страшным кошмаром твоей жизни и ничем более. Вспоминай это, если И когда у тебя случится что-то хорошее, или напротив, что-то плохое. Мы, люди, чем-то похожи на батарейки, но в чём-то мы отличны от них. Наш ресурс, заряд энергии, порой истощается, но при этом мы не в коем случае не должны выкидывать себя на свалку просто потому, что прямо сейчас не способны его восполнить. |
29 Jul 2023 | Krimzen00 | I would suppose, if one, at such a youthful age contemplated such a thing like suicide, the best way is for that person to survive it not doing anything at all, as that would kill the demon speaking in their ear. |
14 Jul 2023 | post pls | H and the need to hurt me and tell me nothing but lies |
01 Jul 2023 | tuner. | trust me please mouchette suicide is not the answer. live is meant to be lived, and death is the reward. taking the reward before completing the task does no good. i am sure you are a wonderful person, and if nobody else does, at least i will miss you. |
22 May 2023 | ano | stop being a kid |
19 Apr 2023 | you dont want my name | it was so tiring to walk like that in the snow. my body was numb - i couldnt feel myself moving - i fell too many times. i could hear the earth desperately begging for me to love her. i wanted to see you one last time before my body gave up, but you were asleep when i found you in our old childhood home. the walls were painted soft forest green and i dirtied them with my blood. i lay beside you in your bed. you didnt wake up. i think i miss you - its hard to tell what i feel anymore. im still numb. |
09 Apr 2023 | Еблан | Ты уже умерла |
04 Apr 2023 | a gram, buzzing fly | i want to kill myself it isnt a matter of if or not or if or not its decided it will come eventually my death with cut my life string directly out of my spine cracking my neck sloshing all of my blood out of my skin court my baggy tent of skin organs intestines slipping through the skin slapping to the paved ground. i want birds and crows and vultures to eat me and shit me out over and over again until i am so mad i bleed into the core of the earth into molten lava fling my body out to space where it will disarm into bits and bits and bits into holocaust corpses. merci |
26 Feb 2023 | Ollie | hit the command key and type /kill |
14 Nov 2022 | kat | I LITERALLY ACHE FOR YOU MOUCHETTE theres something about the way this website is like an unlimited festering anchovy can of content. There is something so sweet in suffering you think this as well right mouchette? I sometimes pretend that you are in berlin by now or minsk doing things an immortal teenage girl should not be doing. But alas- I love you with all of my heart. Even when there are a lot of thoughts occupying my mind you ground me in a way that feels like I am a servant of sadness to you. But I admit I love it . |
18 Sep 2022 | atmis | when i was under 13 and tried to kill myself, i used the bathtub unsuccessfully as you can see. i would recommend climbing back into the womb as soon as possible. i think that would suffocate you |
20 Jul 2022 | moose knucle vs. moustache | I feel as though we have grown apart. I know it was a little strange when i brought home antler. And you didnt like it when I would speak with antler. I just dont know how to get you to understand its not just a dead cow skull. It talks to me. Antler is just my friend. And there is no need for you to be jealous. Maybe if you didnt hate antler he would talk to you to. |
03 Jul 2022 | M | I come back to this every year or so and read all the new answers. I feel for u guys |
01 Jun 2022 | Ace | Eat paper and drink ink. Be one with your printer self. I know I already did. |
29 May 2022 | Vladimir Putin | 13 or under? No problem. Sign up for Motherland military. And dont forget like me on facebook. 👍 |
21 May 2022 | laura | this site always intrigued me, even when i was 13 myself. im 18 now, i hope this site stays here for as long as it can. its inspired my art and my own site. thank u mouchette |
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