What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

19 Apr 2001 Sandra Slitting wrists doesn't work. I've been trying for ages. Taking pills even sucks more. I find the best way to commit suicide is to twist your neck so it faces the back and you hair is facing the front of you. I've known people who tried that. And I've never known anyone on who it failed. You need a great deal of strength though. But if you place your hands in the right way (just between the insides you your neck) and twist suddenly in one direction it works easily. Hope it helps. I have way more ideas. E-mail me for more if you want.
SEE YOU IN HELL!

18 Apr 2001 Miranda The Best Way is to hang yourself in your laundry room so your parents will find you hanging. I'm going to do it May 1st 2001, that's in 15 days.

04 Apr 2001 scribble ask a grad student about their theory on derrida, kick back, & just wait for your brain to wilt

19 Feb 2001 THE ROCK ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US

02 Feb 2001 Lola Boeys The very best way, of course, is to eat and eat and eat and eat. You eat cakes and candies and french fries and weenies and nuts and candels and toenails and toast and chicken and spaghetti and dumplings! All that. And you just keep eating everything you like and everything you wonder about until
you
just
can't
eat
another
bite --
and then you eat another bite.

18 Jan 2001 Shamen OK, don't take any of the advice that has been posted so far, why? I'm not telling you that to keep you alive, just that how would any of these people know the best ways of killing themselves if they are still alive?
I tried several times to commit suicide, many a time I went to sleep after taking too many pills and never expected to wake up again, perhaps I didn't, I don't know anymore and I doubt I ever will.

So, my advice if you would like to hear it, search, enjoy, taste, explore, if you're 13 then you've got roughly 57 years to go, it's not long.

All good things to those who wait...

30 Dec 2000 JohnnyP Work your way backwards:
1) Go visit a cemetary.. figure out what you want on your grave: Here lies a loser who went to this website.
2) Go visit a childrens hospital to see children under 13 dying from cancer and ask them if they have ever seen this website.
3) Go to your computer and remove this website from your cached browser locations
4) Search for a website that challenges the mind instead of one that tries to waste it.
5) Get a life

26 Dec 2000 an artist in ohio wait, then wait some more... experience is all there is... sex; boyfriends, girlfriends (both); different places; different times; different people like stupid teens, old maids, widowers, preps, goths, strait-edges, stoners; be rich; be poor; feast, starve; just experience EVERYTHING.
then...
choose how to die...
maybe, you will be old then and die anyway. or maybe the harsher experiences will kill you instead. just remember if you don't live and experience things, then you are already dead...

26 Dec 2000 Xen NGU Drink lots of water, not just lots but Gallons of it, and not just gallons I mean a whole hell of a lot of water.
And if that doesn't work I always find driving into the shallow end of a pool real nice.

23 Dec 2000 Voodoo Read all the dumb posts here, noting all spelling mistakes and grammatical errors: you'll die of old age before you have the cahnce to kill yourself.

25 Nov 2000 Hewhoshallnotbenamed Your blood was too arrogant to follow my instructions. Ask your mother.

25 Nov 2000 damborn Razors pain you and rivers are damp.
Acids stain you and drugs cause cramp.
Guns are unlawful,
nooses give,
gass smells awful,
You might as well live.

24 Nov 2000 david take off all your clothes and come with me kid

22 Nov 2000 Ezekial Garrockas Tell your dad you're going to turn him in for molesting you.

21 Nov 2000 If you dont enjoy life.
Change what you are doing.
Change what you are thinking.
Change who you hang around.

Follow your passion and you'll never want to think about suicide.

Earl Nightingale said "You become what you think about."

20 Nov 2000 J What an incredible site! I really think you should take 365 of the best entries and make a 'suicide suggestion' calendar. Oh, and for my suggestion, you could always publish the calendar on glossy laminated paper. Then lock yourself in a closet and burn a few boxes of them until you suffocate.

19 Nov 2000 Mark Murphy Do nothing. I absolutely, positively can guarantee you, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that you will eventually die. In this universe of existential horror, with its unimaginable gulf of time and space, our lives are mayfly brief.

18 Nov 2000 big tim disrespect me

17 Nov 2000 kettle meaney The drug ketamine can be used to simulate a near death experience in all its earth-shattering majesty. Actual suicide, in any form, seems uninspired. There are plenty of references to be found online.

17 Nov 2000 toadprincess eat yer brussell sprouts

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
19 Apr 2001	Sandra	Slitting wrists doesn't work. I've been trying for ages. Taking pills even sucks more. I find the best way to commit suicide is to twist your neck so it faces the back and you hair is facing the front of you. I've known people who tried that. And I've never known anyone on who it failed. You need a great deal of strength though. But if you place your hands in the right way (just between the insides you your neck) and twist suddenly in one direction it works easily. Hope it helps. I have way more ideas. E-mail me for more if you want. SEE YOU IN HELL!
18 Apr 2001	Miranda	The Best Way is to hang yourself in your laundry room so your parents will find you hanging. I'm going to do it May 1st 2001, that's in 15 days.
04 Apr 2001	scribble	ask a grad student about their theory on derrida, kick back, & just wait for your brain to wilt
19 Feb 2001	THE ROCK	ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
02 Feb 2001	Lola Boeys	The very best way, of course, is to eat and eat and eat and eat. You eat cakes and candies and french fries and weenies and nuts and candels and toenails and toast and chicken and spaghetti and dumplings! All that. And you just keep eating everything you like and everything you wonder about until you just can't eat another bite -- and then you eat another bite.
18 Jan 2001	Shamen	OK, don't take any of the advice that has been posted so far, why? I'm not telling you that to keep you alive, just that how would any of these people know the best ways of killing themselves if they are still alive? I tried several times to commit suicide, many a time I went to sleep after taking too many pills and never expected to wake up again, perhaps I didn't, I don't know anymore and I doubt I ever will. So, my advice if you would like to hear it, search, enjoy, taste, explore, if you're 13 then you've got roughly 57 years to go, it's not long. All good things to those who wait...
30 Dec 2000	JohnnyP	Work your way backwards: 1) Go visit a cemetary.. figure out what you want on your grave: Here lies a loser who went to this website. 2) Go visit a childrens hospital to see children under 13 dying from cancer and ask them if they have ever seen this website. 3) Go to your computer and remove this website from your cached browser locations 4) Search for a website that challenges the mind instead of one that tries to waste it. 5) Get a life
26 Dec 2000	an artist in ohio	wait, then wait some more... experience is all there is... sex; boyfriends, girlfriends (both); different places; different times; different people like stupid teens, old maids, widowers, preps, goths, strait-edges, stoners; be rich; be poor; feast, starve; just experience EVERYTHING. then... choose how to die... maybe, you will be old then and die anyway. or maybe the harsher experiences will kill you instead. just remember if you don't live and experience things, then you are already dead...
26 Dec 2000	Xen NGU	Drink lots of water, not just lots but Gallons of it, and not just gallons I mean a whole hell of a lot of water. And if that doesn't work I always find driving into the shallow end of a pool real nice.
23 Dec 2000	Voodoo	Read all the dumb posts here, noting all spelling mistakes and grammatical errors: you'll die of old age before you have the cahnce to kill yourself.
25 Nov 2000	Hewhoshallnotbenamed	Your blood was too arrogant to follow my instructions. Ask your mother.
25 Nov 2000	damborn	Razors pain you and rivers are damp. Acids stain you and drugs cause cramp. Guns are unlawful, nooses give, gass smells awful, You might as well live.
24 Nov 2000	david	take off all your clothes and come with me kid
22 Nov 2000	Ezekial Garrockas	Tell your dad you're going to turn him in for molesting you.
21 Nov 2000		If you dont enjoy life. Change what you are doing. Change what you are thinking. Change who you hang around. Follow your passion and you'll never want to think about suicide. Earl Nightingale said "You become what you think about."
20 Nov 2000	J	What an incredible site! I really think you should take 365 of the best entries and make a 'suicide suggestion' calendar. Oh, and for my suggestion, you could always publish the calendar on glossy laminated paper. Then lock yourself in a closet and burn a few boxes of them until you suffocate.
19 Nov 2000	Mark Murphy	Do nothing. I absolutely, positively can guarantee you, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that you will eventually die. In this universe of existential horror, with its unimaginable gulf of time and space, our lives are mayfly brief.
18 Nov 2000	big tim	disrespect me
17 Nov 2000	kettle meaney	The drug ketamine can be used to simulate a near death experience in all its earth-shattering majesty. Actual suicide, in any form, seems uninspired. There are plenty of references to be found online.
17 Nov 2000	toadprincess	eat yer brussell sprouts