What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

12 Jun 2003 chris hands down, the easiest way to kill yourself is to watch wheel of fortune for two weeks straight. it will drive you to do anything to end it all.

29 Apr 2003 Chris LUCY CORTINA- I know you're always fussing about your enormous breasts. So here it is, I've found you a job where you can use your breasts at maximum capacity. Why don't you become a (drum roll please)... prostitute! Men (including me) love large breasts and in case you are thinking that yours are too enormous to handle I have found you a solution also. Recently in a newspaper dated Tuesday, April 8, 2003 I read this article, which if you are interested you can use. Here it goes..

Hanky Panky sex school

The former madam of a Dutch escort agency has opened a Hanky Panky school for prostitutes to teach the world's oldest profession how to make more money.
Elene Vis-whose frank autobiography "Escort Queen with Turbopower" made her a Dutch tabloid darling-opened the school last week in a luxury Amsterdam canal house to offer prostitutes exclusive sales training to boost their business.

Come on Lucy. Apart from the standard "up the ass treatment", "through the cunt treatment" and the "blowjob treatment" you can offer "wobbly breast suck treatment" or "hide and seek, try to find your hidden dick between my breasts treatment", and other Lucy specialities. If you are thinking about the SSSS missions don't worry. You couldn't do better than become a prostitute. When men are having sex with beautiful girls with large breasts, you'll be surprised how easy you can suck out information out of them. They are high, they don't know what they are doing or saying and they will tell you anything you want to know. Come on Lucy, you know it makes sense, you will make more money, your breasts will find peace because they will realise that they are useful, it helps the SSSS and the prostitute school bill is on the SSSS.

See ya in a brothel!

11 Apr 2003 Chris Perez/Sick boy Take ten nighquils. then sleep away. YAY!
and don't forget to dream of sex.

15 Dec 2002 auguste fontaine III jr. under 13 what ? elehants ? spells ? meters tall ? days from christmas ? 13 % homofobic ? under 13 criminal charges ? 1259 ?

23 Sep 2002 Happiness is not found in pleasure, but in PEACE of mind, body.. You are all sad pathetic ignorant peoplpe, who has to realise the truth, or you will continue to suffer. Life is suffering all religions have admitted to that, life is a test, for each and every one of us to improve our character. And on judgement day, your character will be measured and you will be rewarded or punished appropriately.
All suffering is caused by desire, attachment, negative emotions, and ignorance. Destroy all these and your suffering will end.
Do not desire.
Do not attache to things emotionally.
Do not remain ignorant.
The only thing worth seeking in life is the truth. The only thing worth working for in life is the perfection of your character.
Some recommendations to find the truth.
Note I am not of the religion you think I am.
Disciplining the Soul, Breaking the Two Desires, By Al-Ghazali translated by T J Winter
The Remembrance of Death And the Afterlife By Al-Ghazali translated by T J Winter
The Bible the Quran and Science Maurice Bucaille
The Gospel of Barnabas
The Choice Islam and Christianity VI&II Ahmed Dheedat
Mohhammed in Parsi, Hindoo, and Buddhist Scriptures By A.H Vidyarthi and U.Ali
Dialogue with An Atheist Dr Mostafa MAhmoud
Evolution Deceit Harun Yahya Ta-Ha Publishers Ltd

27 Jul 2002 Velguader Oh yes. It's sooo saaad. Thank you for helping me realize it after not seeing daylight for a month. Oh! I have truly been touched by an angel! Let me guess. You'll breast feed me too? And that emoticon... man, I feel like a could conquer the world now.

Jesus H. Christ. Listen, miss 17 yr old Alija, take your friggin' pseudo mother/big sister attitude somewhere else. I maybe a depressed, introverted, shut-in, but at least my mental constitution isn't so weak as to find hope in some anonymous post. When I was going through these two years ago, I laughed at all the "Don't kill yourseld, dude." posts. I still do. It's people like you that make me miserable. The only reason you wrote that is to feel better about yourself. And here's to all of you other "assisted living" assholes. Saving a person from suicide isn't as easy as the whole "Touched by an Angel" schtick. You do not save a life after a "frenzy" of niceness. And to all those looking for the way out, get a helium tank used to inflate balloons. 600 balloons to be precise. Get some tubing from a hardware store and an oxygen mask from a medical supplier (say you have asthma or something) If the oxygen mask has holes to mix with air cover it with duct tape. You know the song... The ba'lloon tank is connected to the... Tu-bing. The tubing is connected to the... Gas mask the gas mask is connected to your... sad face. Look in your local yellow pages for "Party Supplies"

24 Jun 2002 Andrew Pendragon Painlessly? Shot gun often works. Load the barrel and put it in your mouth. pull with your toes.
Painfully? Take a nail gun and nail yourself to the wall through your gut with multpiple nails.
Christianly? take a nail and hammer it to a wall, so the sharp end sticks out. then take the nail gun, nail your feet and one hand to the wall, than slam your hand onto the nail and hang there until your savior arrives.

21 Jun 2002 Jesus Christ Just go out to the forest and lay down,
if you don't care about life then the pain of starvation or being eaten alive by insects and animals won't bug you at all, but if you eat something or kill the bugs then you just want attention and don't want to die...... I live in Arizona, there is no forest here, damn!!

12 May 2002 Chris THIS IS THE COOLEST WEBSITE I THINK I HAVE EVER FOUND. I LOVE HEARING ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE'S PAIN AND SUFFERING AND THAT'S WHY I LOVE MY JOB I GET TO DEAL WITH SICK FUCKS LIKE THE CREATOR OF THIS WEBSITE. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR CREATING THIS SITE

02 May 2002 Chris Run away from home with no money or clothes. Eventually you will starve to death or freeze to death. (Go naked during the winter).

29 Apr 2002 Scott A. Listen up people! God loves you! Please please pray pray and pray some more. It is all lies from Satan. You will not find peace in death unless Jesus is there to greet you. You are loved. You are worthwhile! Call out and cry out for help! Give Christ a chance. Find a true Christian and talk it out. Remember that Satan will try and trick you. He has you in bondage and is a great deciever. He is all lies! If you need help email me! scottair1@yahoo.com

18 Feb 2002 Chrissy To live a long life and let age do it for you.

17 Feb 2002 chris shoot yourself in the motherfuckin head

30 Jan 2002 chris hey ppl i wrote some shit on the site a while back and i just want to say that im not killing my self b/c i have more to live for. bye bye for now any girls that want to talk plz email me and ill help u to the best of my ability

25 Jan 2002 Jesse Stoddard Christ, this really is a hard question! But it does need answering... If I were 13 and wanted to kill myself, first I'd do all the things I ever wanted to do that I never did (ie- Having sex, Eating another human (canniblism), fucking a child under 6 years old, Brutally killing anyone who had ever crossed me etc...) After I did all this, The cops would probably be after me, so, I'd in turn take the gun I had previously killed my enemies with, throw on some headphones with some Slayer blasting into my ears at full volume (song: Mandatory suicide, Album: South of heaven) Go to the tallest building I could find and take a dive, while on the way down, I'd shoot myself in the head. I hope that will serve as a suitable reference for those under 13 who are going to commit suicide.

22 Jan 2002 Kate Bush Basically, diss Religion. Have sex in a church. Burn all the Bibles you can find, or use them to wipe your ass. Become an anti christ or something. Graffiti shit about God/Jesus on walls. Do ANYTHING that goes against religion. Before you burn all those Bibles, have a quick flick through them and see what it teaches you NOT to do - and do the opposite! Because of this disgraceful behaviour God will throw you into the the lake of fire or whatever it's called.
Happy Anarchy!

22 Jan 2002 chris yes ppl the best way that i can think of to kill urself is to get a metal container and and fill it with gasoline. and don't drink it real slow b/c u wont be able to. just take it and gulp down as much as u can b/c its doesn't take that much. well ppl i hope that i'm of some assistance to u. and feel free to email me.

06 Jan 2002 Billy Joe Jinkins I have never tried to kill myself before so I wouldn't know the best way to do it. I used to work with a girl that killed herself, she put a pistol to her mouth, so I guess that wouldn't be a bad way to kill yourself. But in exactly 2 weeks what I am gonna do to kill myself is once it gets dark and all my neighbors are alseep I am going to go up on my roof and right out in front of my house I am going to tangle our Christmas lights around my neck as much as I can and then just jump to my death, instant death.

25 Dec 2001 GLORIA KNOWS ME OKAY LET ME BRING IN THE NEW YEAR WITH SOME MORE DISGUSTING AND DISTURBING WAYS TO WACK YOURSELF. HEY IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME AGAIN RIGHT, SO WHY NOT WRAP YOURSELF IN CHRISTMAS LIGHTS AND THEN PLUNGE YOURSELF INTO A TUB OF EGGNOG.MAKE SURE YOU PLUG THE FUCKERS IN.
OR YOU COULD ALWAYS EAT SOME MISTLE TOE. BUT THE REAL REASON I AM WRITING THIS IS TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE MOST DISGUSTING WAY I CAN THINK OF. GET A LIDLESS MAYONAISE JAR, THEN GET A DIAMOND CUTTER AND SAW THE JAR IN HALF. THEN GET A NEW YORK CITY RAT. ONE THOSE BIG FAT MOTHER FUCKERS. THEN DROP IT IN THE END THAT IS THE BOTTOM OF THE JAR. NOW YOU NEED ABOUT 4 C.C. OF MORPHINE, NOT ENOUGH TO KILL YOU BUT MAKE YOU COMFORTABLY NUMB. THEN JAM THE RAZOR SHARP GLASS EDGES OF THE JARS INTO THE FRONT OF YOUR FACE AND THE ONE WITH THE RAT IN THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD. NOW THAT RAT IS GOING TO WANT TO GET OUT OF THAT JAR, IT WILL EVENTUALLY EAT THROUGH YOUR SKULL.

07 Dec 2001 Forget me for real Hey, come on? Who will really care if we die now or in 10, 20 or 50 years. Maybe few persons on the shock for few days, but you'll be forget soon later. Anyway, nobody cares about you during you're living, so, why they gonna do it after? 95% of the people are a bunch of hypocrits. The only ones who will remember you is the train, subway, truck or car driver hitting you and most of the times you survive. So, try something else. If you want to use someone to help you, attack cops. Anyway, they represent the shitty system we stuck for live in (but not for long.). About Christmas, who cares? That's only a commercial holiday to make you loading up your credit card to buy crappy gifts. Anyway, I already spent it by myself, alone and I survived as every other days before. About death, the good thing is that's the real end. There's nothing after: no paradise, no hell. Hell is on earth.
after that. The proof? What happens when you're well sleeping or go under surgery at the hospital? The same, you're getting lost in kinda black hole. So, remember there's always someone worst than you, but who cares? Do it, but do it well or you gonna eat a real big shitload. Rope seems a good choice. Guns are too complicated to deal with. Bridges are too busy and you're getting people watching you or calling in the freakin' cops.

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
12 Jun 2003	chris	hands down, the easiest way to kill yourself is to watch wheel of fortune for two weeks straight. it will drive you to do anything to end it all.
29 Apr 2003	Chris	LUCY CORTINA- I know you're always fussing about your enormous breasts. So here it is, I've found you a job where you can use your breasts at maximum capacity. Why don't you become a (drum roll please)... prostitute! Men (including me) love large breasts and in case you are thinking that yours are too enormous to handle I have found you a solution also. Recently in a newspaper dated Tuesday, April 8, 2003 I read this article, which if you are interested you can use. Here it goes.. Hanky Panky sex school The former madam of a Dutch escort agency has opened a Hanky Panky school for prostitutes to teach the world's oldest profession how to make more money. Elene Vis-whose frank autobiography "Escort Queen with Turbopower" made her a Dutch tabloid darling-opened the school last week in a luxury Amsterdam canal house to offer prostitutes exclusive sales training to boost their business. Come on Lucy. Apart from the standard "up the ass treatment", "through the cunt treatment" and the "blowjob treatment" you can offer "wobbly breast suck treatment" or "hide and seek, try to find your hidden dick between my breasts treatment", and other Lucy specialities. If you are thinking about the SSSS missions don't worry. You couldn't do better than become a prostitute. When men are having sex with beautiful girls with large breasts, you'll be surprised how easy you can suck out information out of them. They are high, they don't know what they are doing or saying and they will tell you anything you want to know. Come on Lucy, you know it makes sense, you will make more money, your breasts will find peace because they will realise that they are useful, it helps the SSSS and the prostitute school bill is on the SSSS. See ya in a brothel!
11 Apr 2003	Chris Perez/Sick boy	Take ten nighquils. then sleep away. YAY! and don't forget to dream of sex.
15 Dec 2002	auguste fontaine III jr.	under 13 what ? elehants ? spells ? meters tall ? days from christmas ? 13 % homofobic ? under 13 criminal charges ? 1259 ?
23 Sep 2002	Happiness is not found in pleasure, but in PEACE of mind, body..	You are all sad pathetic ignorant peoplpe, who has to realise the truth, or you will continue to suffer. Life is suffering all religions have admitted to that, life is a test, for each and every one of us to improve our character. And on judgement day, your character will be measured and you will be rewarded or punished appropriately. All suffering is caused by desire, attachment, negative emotions, and ignorance. Destroy all these and your suffering will end. Do not desire. Do not attache to things emotionally. Do not remain ignorant. The only thing worth seeking in life is the truth. The only thing worth working for in life is the perfection of your character. Some recommendations to find the truth. Note I am not of the religion you think I am. Disciplining the Soul, Breaking the Two Desires, By Al-Ghazali translated by T J Winter The Remembrance of Death And the Afterlife By Al-Ghazali translated by T J Winter The Bible the Quran and Science Maurice Bucaille The Gospel of Barnabas The Choice Islam and Christianity VI&II Ahmed Dheedat Mohhammed in Parsi, Hindoo, and Buddhist Scriptures By A.H Vidyarthi and U.Ali Dialogue with An Atheist Dr Mostafa MAhmoud Evolution Deceit Harun Yahya Ta-Ha Publishers Ltd
27 Jul 2002	Velguader	Oh yes. It's sooo saaad. Thank you for helping me realize it after not seeing daylight for a month. Oh! I have truly been touched by an angel! Let me guess. You'll breast feed me too? And that emoticon... man, I feel like a could conquer the world now. Jesus H. Christ. Listen, miss 17 yr old Alija, take your friggin' pseudo mother/big sister attitude somewhere else. I maybe a depressed, introverted, shut-in, but at least my mental constitution isn't so weak as to find hope in some anonymous post. When I was going through these two years ago, I laughed at all the "Don't kill yourseld, dude." posts. I still do. It's people like you that make me miserable. The only reason you wrote that is to feel better about yourself. And here's to all of you other "assisted living" assholes. Saving a person from suicide isn't as easy as the whole "Touched by an Angel" schtick. You do not save a life after a "frenzy" of niceness. And to all those looking for the way out, get a helium tank used to inflate balloons. 600 balloons to be precise. Get some tubing from a hardware store and an oxygen mask from a medical supplier (say you have asthma or something) If the oxygen mask has holes to mix with air cover it with duct tape. You know the song... The ba'lloon tank is connected to the... Tu-bing. The tubing is connected to the... Gas mask the gas mask is connected to your... sad face. Look in your local yellow pages for "Party Supplies"
24 Jun 2002	Andrew Pendragon	Painlessly? Shot gun often works. Load the barrel and put it in your mouth. pull with your toes. Painfully? Take a nail gun and nail yourself to the wall through your gut with multpiple nails. Christianly? take a nail and hammer it to a wall, so the sharp end sticks out. then take the nail gun, nail your feet and one hand to the wall, than slam your hand onto the nail and hang there until your savior arrives.
21 Jun 2002	Jesus Christ	Just go out to the forest and lay down, if you don't care about life then the pain of starvation or being eaten alive by insects and animals won't bug you at all, but if you eat something or kill the bugs then you just want attention and don't want to die...... I live in Arizona, there is no forest here, damn!!
12 May 2002	Chris	THIS IS THE COOLEST WEBSITE I THINK I HAVE EVER FOUND. I LOVE HEARING ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE'S PAIN AND SUFFERING AND THAT'S WHY I LOVE MY JOB I GET TO DEAL WITH SICK FUCKS LIKE THE CREATOR OF THIS WEBSITE. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR CREATING THIS SITE
02 May 2002	Chris	Run away from home with no money or clothes. Eventually you will starve to death or freeze to death. (Go naked during the winter).
29 Apr 2002	Scott A.	Listen up people! God loves you! Please please pray pray and pray some more. It is all lies from Satan. You will not find peace in death unless Jesus is there to greet you. You are loved. You are worthwhile! Call out and cry out for help! Give Christ a chance. Find a true Christian and talk it out. Remember that Satan will try and trick you. He has you in bondage and is a great deciever. He is all lies! If you need help email me! scottair1@yahoo.com
18 Feb 2002	Chrissy	To live a long life and let age do it for you.
17 Feb 2002	chris	shoot yourself in the motherfuckin head
30 Jan 2002	chris	hey ppl i wrote some shit on the site a while back and i just want to say that im not killing my self b/c i have more to live for. bye bye for now any girls that want to talk plz email me and ill help u to the best of my ability
25 Jan 2002	Jesse Stoddard	Christ, this really is a hard question! But it does need answering... If I were 13 and wanted to kill myself, first I'd do all the things I ever wanted to do that I never did (ie- Having sex, Eating another human (canniblism), fucking a child under 6 years old, Brutally killing anyone who had ever crossed me etc...) After I did all this, The cops would probably be after me, so, I'd in turn take the gun I had previously killed my enemies with, throw on some headphones with some Slayer blasting into my ears at full volume (song: Mandatory suicide, Album: South of heaven) Go to the tallest building I could find and take a dive, while on the way down, I'd shoot myself in the head. I hope that will serve as a suitable reference for those under 13 who are going to commit suicide.
22 Jan 2002	Kate Bush	Basically, diss Religion. Have sex in a church. Burn all the Bibles you can find, or use them to wipe your ass. Become an anti christ or something. Graffiti shit about God/Jesus on walls. Do ANYTHING that goes against religion. Before you burn all those Bibles, have a quick flick through them and see what it teaches you NOT to do - and do the opposite! Because of this disgraceful behaviour God will throw you into the the lake of fire or whatever it's called. Happy Anarchy!
22 Jan 2002	chris	yes ppl the best way that i can think of to kill urself is to get a metal container and and fill it with gasoline. and don't drink it real slow b/c u wont be able to. just take it and gulp down as much as u can b/c its doesn't take that much. well ppl i hope that i'm of some assistance to u. and feel free to email me.
06 Jan 2002	Billy Joe Jinkins	I have never tried to kill myself before so I wouldn't know the best way to do it. I used to work with a girl that killed herself, she put a pistol to her mouth, so I guess that wouldn't be a bad way to kill yourself. But in exactly 2 weeks what I am gonna do to kill myself is once it gets dark and all my neighbors are alseep I am going to go up on my roof and right out in front of my house I am going to tangle our Christmas lights around my neck as much as I can and then just jump to my death, instant death.
25 Dec 2001	GLORIA KNOWS ME	OKAY LET ME BRING IN THE NEW YEAR WITH SOME MORE DISGUSTING AND DISTURBING WAYS TO WACK YOURSELF. HEY IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME AGAIN RIGHT, SO WHY NOT WRAP YOURSELF IN CHRISTMAS LIGHTS AND THEN PLUNGE YOURSELF INTO A TUB OF EGGNOG.MAKE SURE YOU PLUG THE FUCKERS IN. OR YOU COULD ALWAYS EAT SOME MISTLE TOE. BUT THE REAL REASON I AM WRITING THIS IS TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE MOST DISGUSTING WAY I CAN THINK OF. GET A LIDLESS MAYONAISE JAR, THEN GET A DIAMOND CUTTER AND SAW THE JAR IN HALF. THEN GET A NEW YORK CITY RAT. ONE THOSE BIG FAT MOTHER FUCKERS. THEN DROP IT IN THE END THAT IS THE BOTTOM OF THE JAR. NOW YOU NEED ABOUT 4 C.C. OF MORPHINE, NOT ENOUGH TO KILL YOU BUT MAKE YOU COMFORTABLY NUMB. THEN JAM THE RAZOR SHARP GLASS EDGES OF THE JARS INTO THE FRONT OF YOUR FACE AND THE ONE WITH THE RAT IN THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD. NOW THAT RAT IS GOING TO WANT TO GET OUT OF THAT JAR, IT WILL EVENTUALLY EAT THROUGH YOUR SKULL.
07 Dec 2001	Forget me for real	Hey, come on? Who will really care if we die now or in 10, 20 or 50 years. Maybe few persons on the shock for few days, but you'll be forget soon later. Anyway, nobody cares about you during you're living, so, why they gonna do it after? 95% of the people are a bunch of hypocrits. The only ones who will remember you is the train, subway, truck or car driver hitting you and most of the times you survive. So, try something else. If you want to use someone to help you, attack cops. Anyway, they represent the shitty system we stuck for live in (but not for long.). About Christmas, who cares? That's only a commercial holiday to make you loading up your credit card to buy crappy gifts. Anyway, I already spent it by myself, alone and I survived as every other days before. About death, the good thing is that's the real end. There's nothing after: no paradise, no hell. Hell is on earth. after that. The proof? What happens when you're well sleeping or go under surgery at the hospital? The same, you're getting lost in kinda black hole. So, remember there's always someone worst than you, but who cares? Do it, but do it well or you gonna eat a real big shitload. Rope seems a good choice. Guns are too complicated to deal with. Bridges are too busy and you're getting people watching you or calling in the freakin' cops.