Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
03 Jul 2000 christof hmmm... jumping from a high tower, the tour eiffel. and leaving a letter: 'i can see the world dying. and i wonder you don't'
31 May 2000 Christian get run over by your own parents
10 May 2000 Chris Wright look at yourself in the mirror
24 Apr 2000 chrisis First of all, you have to keep in mind that the closer you are to 13, the quicker you'll have to die, otherwise you'll not have killed yourself when you're under 13. Based on this, you can have different suicide kits for different ages.
Of course children must be over 3 years old, because the kit may contain small (possibly hazardous) parts. The kits range from "the third birthday kit" (very slow death: self induced terminal illness, etc.) to "the day before 13th birthday kit"
(very quick death: common gunshot, wound to head, etc...). The kits in between are the most fun, because they're noticable from the beginning, and still last long enough to enjoy!
13 Apr 2000 christian Becoming sexually curious, shoving mother's vibrator up your rectum, and dying of internal bleeding.
06 Apr 2000 Godpoet Speak Death and it happens. Be God and come back.
What better for Christmas present past-and-future?
05 Apr 2000 Chris Take lots of ibuprofen. About 30 tablets of 200mg each. The ibuprofen will not kill you, but it will give you the whole excitement of being taken to hospital.. getting fed liquid charcoal (which tastes nice) and generally getting the whole near-death experience with none of the pain.
13 Feb 2000 Christine If you want to make a mess, force yourself to vomit over and over until you finally get the bile left in your stomach that burns your throat. Then keep on barfing. You will probably die.
26 Jan 2000 Chris Pretend to be an adult.
12 Dec 1999 chris drinking household chemicals, so your insides die first. you feel all warm, and then the pain just goes away... everything turns blue, and you slip away.
01 Dec 1999 smackhead thirteen gauge wire, pair of pliers, thumb-screws, LSD, hammer, RAZoR BLADES, SSPIKED FUCKIN BAT, DUCT TAPE, BARBED HOOKS, hand cuffs, leather harness, cyanide, 5 lb. TNT, a lighter, 20 oz. gasoline, claymore mines, shotgun & ammo, axe, katana blade, cherry bombs, gallon of mercury, sharpened poisonous darts, a cobra, 12 dozen scorpions, whipped cream, nitrous oxide, helium, a bag of honey roasted pretzels and a congregation of nude people, with jesus christ, a .45 , two blasting caps, a bag of anthrax spores, and a fake id...........,,
04 Nov 1999 christoph selbach chocolate until you burst
02 Nov 1999 chris polyck The best place to kill yourself is at school. Hang yourself from the monkey bars during class so everyone can see you at recess.
01 Nov 1999 Jerry Suh Not believeing Jesus is the Christ , and son of GOD.
31 Oct 1999 Chris wear a hanson shirt to a TOOL concert.
30 Oct 1999 THE~END The greatest way to achieve death is through religion. Might as well be reverent as possible before you die... after all u wouldn't want to end up in hell eh? :) Heh.. therefore you should travel to a mass gathering of christians, which can be found where ever the pope travels to. Then you should spread the AIDS virus to all of them. The christians will become infected... they will infect many other christians. You will be found. You will be sentenced to a death worthy of a god. Having doomed millions of people to die... such glory is unimaginable. Before you die... Denounce religion. There is no god. Religion is nothing. For it is nothing. Also.. remember there are many other biological weapons that u can utilise in place of aids.
29 Oct 1999 Munky He he. This was a good idea! To find out how people's opinions of how suicide should be accomplished. You do what you need for the situation-say if you were a loner, bullet to the head. If you had lots of friends you would set it up so it seemed like they did it! Or if you had REALLY caring parents or summit you make sure you die when they don't know what's going on but suddenly see you as you die. Fear not though! If you commit suicide you don't go to hell! You end up at the website! Now that's torture in its own right!!!

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