What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

16 Jan 2002 elena playing at the playstation more than 20 hours a day

16 Jan 2002 sophie Overdose of boiled lollies - leading to hyperactivity and eventual death by choking.

10 Jan 2002 heather eating 500 toxic crayons because they're tasty

05 Jan 2002 Jerico Towers Asphyxia by way of Dead Obese Woman laying on your Chest. Thanks

29 Dec 2001 the best way to kill yourself is certainly to attach one end of your skipping rope to your toy box and the other to your leg. If you don't have many toys, fill the box with lead or similar heavy stuff. Then jump into the swimming pool, lake, river etc. Happy drowning!

22 Dec 2001 Elastica Smother yourself in tomato sauce, and go to the house of that Cannibal down the street. Sit on a huge plate in front of his house, complete with fries and side salad and wait until it's dinnertime. Sure enough you'll be too tasty for him. Cool way to die to give another person pleasure from your death.

16 Dec 2001 Catherine Langlois s'étripper soi-même. il est toujours bien de savoir de quoi on l'air nos tripes une fois dans notre vie.

09 Dec 2001 Wanting to escape wrap a plastic bag around your head then tie your hands together

09 Dec 2001 Wanting to escape eat poisonous mushrooms

09 Dec 2001 Wanting to escape go sky diving with out a parachute

09 Dec 2001 Wanting to escape get into a burning furnace

09 Dec 2001 Wanting to escape perform a lobotomy on yourself

09 Dec 2001 Wanting to escape chain smoke cigarettes until you die of cancer. ouch

09 Dec 2001 Wanting to escape make a pipe bomb and stick it up your rectum

09 Dec 2001 looking for ways out Take a hundred viagra and while you masturbate die of a heart attack

09 Dec 2001 looking for ways out Eat a million daddy long legs

09 Dec 2001 looking for ways out join a suicide cult and find eternal peace. Or better yet, start one and get as many people as you can to join.

09 Dec 2001 looking for ways out buy a giant microwave, put yourself in it then have a friend press cook and cook from the inside out. Then when your starving family get hungry they can have something to eat and they'll think about you the whole time they eat you.

09 Dec 2001 looking for a way out buy a ticket to South America, go to the Amazon, then swim with an anaconda and either have your insides crushed or suffocate to death.

09 Dec 2001 looking for a way out snort enough cocaine to give yourself cardiac arrest. Go out in pleasure, if you can afford it.

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
16 Jan 2002	elena	playing at the playstation more than 20 hours a day
16 Jan 2002	sophie	Overdose of boiled lollies - leading to hyperactivity and eventual death by choking.
10 Jan 2002	heather	eating 500 toxic crayons because they're tasty
05 Jan 2002	Jerico Towers	Asphyxia by way of Dead Obese Woman laying on your Chest. Thanks
29 Dec 2001		the best way to kill yourself is certainly to attach one end of your skipping rope to your toy box and the other to your leg. If you don't have many toys, fill the box with lead or similar heavy stuff. Then jump into the swimming pool, lake, river etc. Happy drowning!
22 Dec 2001	Elastica	Smother yourself in tomato sauce, and go to the house of that Cannibal down the street. Sit on a huge plate in front of his house, complete with fries and side salad and wait until it's dinnertime. Sure enough you'll be too tasty for him. Cool way to die to give another person pleasure from your death.
16 Dec 2001	Catherine Langlois	s'étripper soi-même. il est toujours bien de savoir de quoi on l'air nos tripes une fois dans notre vie.
09 Dec 2001	Wanting to escape	wrap a plastic bag around your head then tie your hands together
09 Dec 2001	Wanting to escape	eat poisonous mushrooms
09 Dec 2001	Wanting to escape	go sky diving with out a parachute
09 Dec 2001	Wanting to escape	get into a burning furnace
09 Dec 2001	Wanting to escape	perform a lobotomy on yourself
09 Dec 2001	Wanting to escape	chain smoke cigarettes until you die of cancer. ouch
09 Dec 2001	Wanting to escape	make a pipe bomb and stick it up your rectum
09 Dec 2001	looking for ways out	Take a hundred viagra and while you masturbate die of a heart attack
09 Dec 2001	looking for ways out	Eat a million daddy long legs
09 Dec 2001	looking for ways out	join a suicide cult and find eternal peace. Or better yet, start one and get as many people as you can to join.
09 Dec 2001	looking for ways out	buy a giant microwave, put yourself in it then have a friend press cook and cook from the inside out. Then when your starving family get hungry they can have something to eat and they'll think about you the whole time they eat you.
09 Dec 2001	looking for a way out	buy a ticket to South America, go to the Amazon, then swim with an anaconda and either have your insides crushed or suffocate to death.
09 Dec 2001	looking for a way out	snort enough cocaine to give yourself cardiac arrest. Go out in pleasure, if you can afford it.