What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

09 Dec 2001 looking for ways out Take a hundred viagra and while you masturbate die of a heart attack

09 Dec 2001 looking for ways out Eat a million daddy long legs

09 Dec 2001 looking for ways out join a suicide cult and find eternal peace. Or better yet, start one and get as many people as you can to join.

09 Dec 2001 looking for ways out buy a giant microwave, put yourself in it then have a friend press cook and cook from the inside out. Then when your starving family get hungry they can have something to eat and they'll think about you the whole time they eat you.

09 Dec 2001 looking for a way out buy a ticket to South America, go to the Amazon, then swim with an anaconda and either have your insides crushed or suffocate to death.

09 Dec 2001 looking for a way out snort enough cocaine to give yourself cardiac arrest. Go out in pleasure, if you can afford it.

09 Dec 2001 looking for a way out drink gasoline , throw a match down your throat, then burn from the inside out.

09 Dec 2001 looking for a way out slit your wrist and neck then jump into a pool full of great white sharks

09 Dec 2001 looking for a way out build a guillotine and cut off your head.

09 Dec 2001 looking for a way out rip out your heart like in Indiana Jones Temple of Doom then eat it or have some one else eat it for you.

09 Dec 2001 looking for a way out shoot a bunch of heroin and overdose.

06 Dec 2001 lizzy take your jumprope.... bring it outside... tie it to your monkey bars... and if u don't have monkey bars... play 7 minutes in heaven underwater in ur pool... i'm sure it'd be a fun suicide.

17 Oct 2001 mesexymomma eat lots of pink twinkies while jumping off your momma's knee.

13 Oct 2001 Jed....really, no, really Since you're talking about a toy for children, I would suggest that the box should contain numerous bottles full of brightly colored liquids (non-toxic, of course) with labels like cyanide, arsenic, propylene glycol (this one should be a brilliant green), etc. Also in the kit should be several bottles of small pills (made of sugar), 2 or 3 razor blades (rubber ones), a hangman's noose (also made of rubber), a small map with instructions on how to get to the observation deck of the Empire State Building (this should be erroneous), automobile jumper cables (fake ones) for electrocuting oneself, and, of course, a large (plastic) rock with a pair of handcuffs attached to it by a large eyebolt (instructions to use in a deep body of water should be included). Because this would be a fairly big box, it should only be marketed to the really large-scale toy retailers, and the box should have a warning along the lines of: do not purchase for children who are already getting ideas, unless, of course, you hate them.
Alternately, you could LABEL the various chemicals and pills non-toxic, while in fact they are exactly what they claim to be... I would not suggest this for more than one box in every 30 or so.
Of course, if you just want ideas on how you could kill yourself, and not several thousand small children, you could email me...

28 Sep 2001 andromedor find some lizards with little machine guns and make them watch really violent movies, then eat them when they are alive whilst you sit on the washing machine when it is on spin cycle!

26 Sep 2001 fucked up bitch THE BEST SUICIDE METHOD EVA!!!!!
Go to WEST KIRBY GRAMMAR SCHOOL, ENGLAND. Choose TEXTILES for GCSE or A-level (even better!!) and get Mrs William as the teacher. DIE A HORRIBLY, EXCRUCIATINGLY PAINFUL DEATH!!!!!!!

22 Sep 2001 rachel Stuff a teddy bear down your throat.

07 Sep 2001 sal i think it would be interesting to try to overdose on nutmeg. the spice, nutmeg, can get you very high in small amounts, but claims are made that it can be fatal. Since i have never heard of anyone dying from ingesting nutmeg, i don't know if this claim is valid. But it would be worth a shot, cause if it didn't work, you'd just be really stoned. That canister of regular ground nutmeg in the spice cabinet should do nicely.

14 Jul 2001 jason you cannot kill yourself until you are 13 or older. Once you reach the provisional age of 13 - you may only do so on Friday the 13th. If that should happen during your thirteenth year - you may only do so by visiting 13 churches of Catholic sanction - and you must divulge thirteen sins to each of these 13 churches. Upon the admission of your one hundred and sixty-ninth sin - if found truly unworthy of life - you will be consumed by caustic fires that radiate from your heart and consume you into a pithy blither of ash.
This is the only way.

23 Jun 2001 Myri After much thought i have decided the best way to kill yourself has got to be drowning in a giant churning vat filled with chocolate, singing God save the queen and wearing a suit made of razor blades so as you are churned you are also severed!

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
09 Dec 2001	looking for ways out	Take a hundred viagra and while you masturbate die of a heart attack
09 Dec 2001	looking for ways out	Eat a million daddy long legs
09 Dec 2001	looking for ways out	join a suicide cult and find eternal peace. Or better yet, start one and get as many people as you can to join.
09 Dec 2001	looking for ways out	buy a giant microwave, put yourself in it then have a friend press cook and cook from the inside out. Then when your starving family get hungry they can have something to eat and they'll think about you the whole time they eat you.
09 Dec 2001	looking for a way out	buy a ticket to South America, go to the Amazon, then swim with an anaconda and either have your insides crushed or suffocate to death.
09 Dec 2001	looking for a way out	snort enough cocaine to give yourself cardiac arrest. Go out in pleasure, if you can afford it.
09 Dec 2001	looking for a way out	drink gasoline , throw a match down your throat, then burn from the inside out.
09 Dec 2001	looking for a way out	slit your wrist and neck then jump into a pool full of great white sharks
09 Dec 2001	looking for a way out	build a guillotine and cut off your head.
09 Dec 2001	looking for a way out	rip out your heart like in Indiana Jones Temple of Doom then eat it or have some one else eat it for you.
09 Dec 2001	looking for a way out	shoot a bunch of heroin and overdose.
06 Dec 2001	lizzy	take your jumprope.... bring it outside... tie it to your monkey bars... and if u don't have monkey bars... play 7 minutes in heaven underwater in ur pool... i'm sure it'd be a fun suicide.
17 Oct 2001	mesexymomma	eat lots of pink twinkies while jumping off your momma's knee.
13 Oct 2001	Jed....really, no, really	Since you're talking about a toy for children, I would suggest that the box should contain numerous bottles full of brightly colored liquids (non-toxic, of course) with labels like cyanide, arsenic, propylene glycol (this one should be a brilliant green), etc. Also in the kit should be several bottles of small pills (made of sugar), 2 or 3 razor blades (rubber ones), a hangman's noose (also made of rubber), a small map with instructions on how to get to the observation deck of the Empire State Building (this should be erroneous), automobile jumper cables (fake ones) for electrocuting oneself, and, of course, a large (plastic) rock with a pair of handcuffs attached to it by a large eyebolt (instructions to use in a deep body of water should be included). Because this would be a fairly big box, it should only be marketed to the really large-scale toy retailers, and the box should have a warning along the lines of: do not purchase for children who are already getting ideas, unless, of course, you hate them. Alternately, you could LABEL the various chemicals and pills non-toxic, while in fact they are exactly what they claim to be... I would not suggest this for more than one box in every 30 or so. Of course, if you just want ideas on how you could kill yourself, and not several thousand small children, you could email me...
28 Sep 2001	andromedor	find some lizards with little machine guns and make them watch really violent movies, then eat them when they are alive whilst you sit on the washing machine when it is on spin cycle!
26 Sep 2001	fucked up bitch	THE BEST SUICIDE METHOD EVA!!!!! Go to WEST KIRBY GRAMMAR SCHOOL, ENGLAND. Choose TEXTILES for GCSE or A-level (even better!!) and get Mrs William as the teacher. DIE A HORRIBLY, EXCRUCIATINGLY PAINFUL DEATH!!!!!!!
22 Sep 2001	rachel	Stuff a teddy bear down your throat.
07 Sep 2001	sal	i think it would be interesting to try to overdose on nutmeg. the spice, nutmeg, can get you very high in small amounts, but claims are made that it can be fatal. Since i have never heard of anyone dying from ingesting nutmeg, i don't know if this claim is valid. But it would be worth a shot, cause if it didn't work, you'd just be really stoned. That canister of regular ground nutmeg in the spice cabinet should do nicely.
14 Jul 2001	jason	you cannot kill yourself until you are 13 or older. Once you reach the provisional age of 13 - you may only do so on Friday the 13th. If that should happen during your thirteenth year - you may only do so by visiting 13 churches of Catholic sanction - and you must divulge thirteen sins to each of these 13 churches. Upon the admission of your one hundred and sixty-ninth sin - if found truly unworthy of life - you will be consumed by caustic fires that radiate from your heart and consume you into a pithy blither of ash. This is the only way.
23 Jun 2001	Myri	After much thought i have decided the best way to kill yourself has got to be drowning in a giant churning vat filled with chocolate, singing God save the queen and wearing a suit made of razor blades so as you are churned you are also severed!