| Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form. |
| Date |
Name/email Nom/email |
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans? |
| 18 Aug 2024 | Henry | Certainly not strangling yourself with toilet paper! I would know |
| 10 Aug 2024 | Илья | Сказать маме что получил(а) двойку |
| 09 Aug 2024 | Лисик | Съесть 3 ложки соли |
| 08 Aug 2024 | The Predator | I came. I saw. I ripped out some spines. |
| 03 Aug 2024 | jimmy neutron | jump out of a tree or eat 10000 bananas |
| 28 Jul 2024 | eddi | lox |
| 27 Jun 2024 | Ariadna | put a sticker on ur ass people will think they have to kiss it and then u will die |
| 21 Jun 2024 | Marillyn Manson | Dopo anni rieccomi qui. Direi rubare 100 euro ai propri genitori, intrufolarsi a una festa tecno e comprare 2 3 pasticche di ecstasy. Prenderle e ti divertirai tanto, potresti anche morire se ti va bene |
| 21 May 2024 | skeletor | When someone who knows you well and knows your voice calls you on the phone answer and say, hello? Oh no they're not here right now, but i will tell em you called. Alright. Bye. Now die laughing. |
| 16 May 2024 | Пётр | slide a hammer in and pum pum |
| 13 May 2024 | cement | eat a moldy bizkit |
| 24 Apr 2024 | the real pied piper. | The best way is pie. Eat pie until you explode or die from sugar. Seriously... You want to hang yourself or toaster in the tub or gashing your wrists open so bad a reconstructive surgeon couldnt fix it, or even one of the most famous ways, drowning in a pond ..... You want to do any of that or you want to eat pie? And dont even be like i dont eat pie. If you dont eat pie its a once in a lifetime experience for you then. Eat pie. Best way, i know it, you know it... This is great news. The quest for the best way can finally cease, and we can quit experimenting every weekend. All you need to know is eat pie. |
| 12 Apr 2024 | Monica Rekas | glue urself to an airplane propellor |
| 06 Apr 2024 | Mikaël Huguet | why kill yourself when you can have me |
| 04 Apr 2024 | HeWhoShallNotBeNamed | Join the Jedi forces and wait for master Skywalker to rescue you! |
| 02 Apr 2024 | Tabby | suicide lol |
| 19 Mar 2024 | Remona | eat ten to twelve chey pits (it will give you cyanide poisoning) |
| 13 Mar 2024 | alex | votandose de algun lugar muy alto |
| 12 Mar 2024 | Kiyoko | Probably live in North Korea lol, say something slightly wrong and you're most likely going to die |
| 11 Mar 2024 | tostitos | run as fast as you can as far as you can instead, walk back or run back. whatever you feel like, or don't. |
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