| Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form. |
| Date |
Name/email Nom/email |
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans? |
| 16 May 2024 | Пётр | slide a hammer in and pum pum |
| 13 May 2024 | cement | eat a moldy bizkit |
| 24 Apr 2024 | the real pied piper. | The best way is pie. Eat pie until you explode or die from sugar. Seriously... You want to hang yourself or toaster in the tub or gashing your wrists open so bad a reconstructive surgeon couldnt fix it, or even one of the most famous ways, drowning in a pond ..... You want to do any of that or you want to eat pie? And dont even be like i dont eat pie. If you dont eat pie its a once in a lifetime experience for you then. Eat pie. Best way, i know it, you know it... This is great news. The quest for the best way can finally cease, and we can quit experimenting every weekend. All you need to know is eat pie. |
| 12 Apr 2024 | Monica Rekas | glue urself to an airplane propellor |
| 06 Apr 2024 | Mikaël Huguet | why kill yourself when you can have me |
| 04 Apr 2024 | HeWhoShallNotBeNamed | Join the Jedi forces and wait for master Skywalker to rescue you! |
| 02 Apr 2024 | Tabby | suicide lol |
| 19 Mar 2024 | Remona | eat ten to twelve chey pits (it will give you cyanide poisoning) |
| 13 Mar 2024 | alex | votandose de algun lugar muy alto |
| 12 Mar 2024 | Kiyoko | Probably live in North Korea lol, say something slightly wrong and you're most likely going to die |
| 11 Mar 2024 | tostitos | run as fast as you can as far as you can instead, walk back or run back. whatever you feel like, or don't. |
| 07 Mar 2024 | test | play with the kitchen knives. acidentally cut your neck. |
| 01 Mar 2024 | brenton | it would be great to look at your organs as if you cut them out |
| 08 Feb 2024 | father | eat a bunch of popcorn kernels and set your house on fire with your family still inside and give the fire police a nice snack as their trying to put out the blaze. |
| 03 Feb 2024 | craig tuckerson | Hi. My name is craig . Why do you care? You dont fuck my life. I did shave my balls and thats the highlight of my life. Please kill me now you donkey molesting crooked teeth having no nipple deranged crack head freak. My grandma gives me drinks with date rape inside. I think she uses my penis while alseep. Oh fuck someone kill me. |
| 22 Jan 2024 | chill guy! | by chilling until u cant no mo! |
| 09 Dec 2023 | kan | accept the candy offer dummass |
| 28 Nov 2023 | ang | lol |
| 18 Nov 2023 | My nickname starts with L | 1. How old are you in 2023? 2. If you're still somehow 12 (like me), then walk to England. If you can walk on water, come over to play a game (or find your fate, and beware that I am not the same gender as you) - I'm lonely anyways. If not, then I guess you drown in the English Channel... |
| 18 Nov 2023 | My nickname starts with L | 1. How old are you in 2023? 2. If you're still somehow 12 (like me), then walk to England. If you can walk on water, come over to play a game (or find your fate, and beware that I am not the same gender as you) - I'm lonely anyways. If not, then I guess you drown in the English Channel... |
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