What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

04 Jun 2002 Azul Sedante consume as much candy given to you by as many creepy old men you can. and always say thank you.

29 May 2002 jesus christ Take a big canvas place it in front of a wood chipper and jump in (head first for painless, but if you want the full experience feet first). Now the world can see perfect art. Or wait until you can buy a gun and: Write a piece of modern music entited "machine gun sonata" during the performance empty it all in the audience with one left for you.

27 May 2002 mayaspider arsenic is also a good choice. it would be much more humorous if you did it to yourself. just put some in the sugar jar and forget about. that way you don't have to worry about the guilt. you could also convince yourself that your mother is doing it and lock yourself up in an attic.

26 May 2002 S.A.D. eat all the pills you can find in your medicine cabinet while pretending they are candy.

22 May 2002 Keith Attain a bow used to play the violin. Replace the usual horsehair cord with an industrial grade steel cord. Then put some classical music on as you play along on your wrists

20 May 2002 mouchettelicker tub and/or kiddie pool; qwick drying cement; pepermint schnapps

20 May 2002 lucie de boutiny Take a Barbie, spread ketchup on the two inner sides of a burger and eat it slowly while watching TV advertisements for children.

20 May 2002 Avec modération alors... Je pense qu'il faut aller dans la forêt dans la maison des ours alors qu'il ne sont pas là avec une perruque de boucles blondes, manger dans leurs plats, dormir dans leurs lits, et attendre qu'ils reviennent. Après ils te donneront une télécommande pour changer de dimension et tu pourras alors marcher de biais avec Jean-Hugo le patron du grand baton. Du suicide? Jamais voyons, à part si on est atteint d'une maladie quelconque, dans ce cas c'est de l'euthanasie, mais ailleurs, jamais. Ca serait du gaspillage de sensations haha!

20 May 2002 Bobo Playing on the freeway.

17 May 2002 person the best way to kill yourself is to let mr. fork "meet" mrs. electrical socket

15 May 2002 Adam To go the George Washington bridge and pretend that your back pack, that you are wearing from school, is a parachute. Then leap off the the brige and pull the string when you hit the water.

14 May 2002 shit head02 1)climb to top of slide tie the swing rope around neck the go for a "Swing"

2)take a beer bottle drink all the beer then make a cherry bomb in the can and count to ten on your fingers, best place to hold can between legs.

14 May 2002 Véronic Manger des skittles combiné avec du Mountain Dew.

13 May 2002 melisa first take about half a bottle of sleeping pills, call your ex boyfriend crying that you ODed and hang up abruptly for dramatic effect, get naked to add sexual twist (it will be remembered if you are naked) then wait for the ambulance your boyfriend has called and jump in front of it as it pulls into the driveway. (if you have long black hair and mysterious green eyes this could be really remembered, if not think about growing your hair out and dying it, maybe purchase some colored contacts)

11 May 2002 Sienna You know those candies when you put them in your mouth, they begin to sizzle and pop? Well, get like 10 packages of those, and put them all in your mouth. Once that's done, drink MOUNTAIN DEW (The rest won't work, this is like... the only good carbonated soda out there), about a liter will do, and then you'll start foaming at the mouth. And the rest is history =)

11 May 2002 Max Hang yourself on a chilly day from a tree in your backyard so you'll be more comfortable to sway in the breeze since strangling is hot and tight. Rub the rope with soap before you hang ( you don't want to die painfully with a hard and tight rope do you?) Wear a turtleneck garment so you'll be comfortable and will reduce the friction caused by the rope burns. This way, you will die comfortably and you'll probaly just choke rather than to feel the rope painfully tightens round your neck slowly.

10 May 2002 Simply Not Here Take some AJAX, crush it up, and sniff it all up. Use approx. 10 boxes! add some moonshine for extra extra fun!!!

To indulge yourself of a real HIGH and invigorating mouthfoaming, nosedroopling experience~!!!!!!!!!

02 May 2002 frederic s'étouffer avec un carambar

02 May 2002 Jan If you're under 13 and you want to kill yourself, I shall do all the things you're not allowed to when you're under 13 first. Like taking some special drugs, order a whore and have unprotected sex, drive your daddy's car... Maybe your life is still fun again with these new pleasures. You have a big chance that one of your new pleasures still would kill you, then you have a nice suicide.

01 May 2002 DANA HOP INTO THE DRYER WHILE IT IS RUNNING

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
04 Jun 2002	Azul Sedante	consume as much candy given to you by as many creepy old men you can. and always say thank you.
29 May 2002	jesus christ	Take a big canvas place it in front of a wood chipper and jump in (head first for painless, but if you want the full experience feet first). Now the world can see perfect art. Or wait until you can buy a gun and: Write a piece of modern music entited "machine gun sonata" during the performance empty it all in the audience with one left for you.
27 May 2002	mayaspider	arsenic is also a good choice. it would be much more humorous if you did it to yourself. just put some in the sugar jar and forget about. that way you don't have to worry about the guilt. you could also convince yourself that your mother is doing it and lock yourself up in an attic.
26 May 2002	S.A.D.	eat all the pills you can find in your medicine cabinet while pretending they are candy.
22 May 2002	Keith	Attain a bow used to play the violin. Replace the usual horsehair cord with an industrial grade steel cord. Then put some classical music on as you play along on your wrists
20 May 2002	mouchettelicker	tub and/or kiddie pool; qwick drying cement; pepermint schnapps
20 May 2002	lucie de boutiny	Take a Barbie, spread ketchup on the two inner sides of a burger and eat it slowly while watching TV advertisements for children.
20 May 2002	Avec modération alors...	Je pense qu'il faut aller dans la forêt dans la maison des ours alors qu'il ne sont pas là avec une perruque de boucles blondes, manger dans leurs plats, dormir dans leurs lits, et attendre qu'ils reviennent. Après ils te donneront une télécommande pour changer de dimension et tu pourras alors marcher de biais avec Jean-Hugo le patron du grand baton. Du suicide? Jamais voyons, à part si on est atteint d'une maladie quelconque, dans ce cas c'est de l'euthanasie, mais ailleurs, jamais. Ca serait du gaspillage de sensations haha!
20 May 2002	Bobo	Playing on the freeway.
17 May 2002	person	the best way to kill yourself is to let mr. fork "meet" mrs. electrical socket
15 May 2002	Adam	To go the George Washington bridge and pretend that your back pack, that you are wearing from school, is a parachute. Then leap off the the brige and pull the string when you hit the water.
14 May 2002	shit head02	1)climb to top of slide tie the swing rope around neck the go for a "Swing" 2)take a beer bottle drink all the beer then make a cherry bomb in the can and count to ten on your fingers, best place to hold can between legs.
14 May 2002	Véronic	Manger des skittles combiné avec du Mountain Dew.
13 May 2002	melisa	first take about half a bottle of sleeping pills, call your ex boyfriend crying that you ODed and hang up abruptly for dramatic effect, get naked to add sexual twist (it will be remembered if you are naked) then wait for the ambulance your boyfriend has called and jump in front of it as it pulls into the driveway. (if you have long black hair and mysterious green eyes this could be really remembered, if not think about growing your hair out and dying it, maybe purchase some colored contacts)
11 May 2002	Sienna	You know those candies when you put them in your mouth, they begin to sizzle and pop? Well, get like 10 packages of those, and put them all in your mouth. Once that's done, drink MOUNTAIN DEW (The rest won't work, this is like... the only good carbonated soda out there), about a liter will do, and then you'll start foaming at the mouth. And the rest is history =)
11 May 2002	Max	Hang yourself on a chilly day from a tree in your backyard so you'll be more comfortable to sway in the breeze since strangling is hot and tight. Rub the rope with soap before you hang ( you don't want to die painfully with a hard and tight rope do you?) Wear a turtleneck garment so you'll be comfortable and will reduce the friction caused by the rope burns. This way, you will die comfortably and you'll probaly just choke rather than to feel the rope painfully tightens round your neck slowly.
10 May 2002	Simply Not Here	Take some AJAX, crush it up, and sniff it all up. Use approx. 10 boxes! add some moonshine for extra extra fun!!! To indulge yourself of a real HIGH and invigorating mouthfoaming, nosedroopling experience~!!!!!!!!!
02 May 2002	frederic	s'étouffer avec un carambar
02 May 2002	Jan	If you're under 13 and you want to kill yourself, I shall do all the things you're not allowed to when you're under 13 first. Like taking some special drugs, order a whore and have unprotected sex, drive your daddy's car... Maybe your life is still fun again with these new pleasures. You have a big chance that one of your new pleasures still would kill you, then you have a nice suicide.
01 May 2002	DANA	HOP INTO THE DRYER WHILE IT IS RUNNING