What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

08 May 2006 Monica swallow vanilla bath beads

08 May 2006 Melanie Plastic bag over your head. Cheap, simple and you can make it look like an accident.

07 May 2006 Peter Eating a dog.

01 May 2006 dave hi all its me dave from uk. i tried to hang myself once but i did not go thow with it the reson is that i got alot of mates and il miss chips to much lol. im single and looking to make m8s on and off here and shear suicide question and if u want to hang in front of me thats ok :-) il watch on cam lol but if u need me add me to msn.

30 Apr 2006 mik jones ooooooooooo ooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooo oooooooooooo ooooooo ooooooooa suicide kit. who would want that??????ooooooo ooooooooooo oooooooooooo oooooooooooooo ooooooooooooo oooooooooooooo ooooooooo

28 Apr 2006 Aly Hold your breath.

22 Apr 2006 princess cattalina banana boat the 3rd the best way to kill yourself when your under 13 is to play in the traffic and hope you get hit by a car

21 Apr 2006 John Epic Go with your parents to the downtown, make an enormous scandal until they agree to buy you some cheap thing you want (that's what people does best at whatever age..). Manage yourself to get some soap bubble kit and loads of candy.
When you get home,practice the bubble thing until you become a master, so you can call mommy and daddy and they'll congratulate you. Encourage them to do as you did, and leave them practising. At that time, go and steal a glass of chlorine and some detergent and leave them in your room. Get your bubblekit back, go to your room, drug yourself in candy sweetness, mix the remaining bubble liquid with the det plus the chlorine, make those heavy chlorine bubbles and watch as they dance over your lying drugged body [which has to be on the floor by that time]. Learn in that moment to love those bubbles and want to become as one of them. AS you are under 13, it'll come easy to feel light, volatile, colorless and fragile, so when you think it's the best time to end your short, enraged journey to the floor of your house, drink a full load of the bubble-soap-chlorine juice and watch as you become ethereal, while hearing the list shouts and the siren approaching...

20 Apr 2006 jon use the paper cutter

20 Apr 2006 Will never know your age? Mouchette's in a rut, a suicidal nut, and every time she's left alone it's always cut, cut, cut!

15 Apr 2006 Let's play drink the jugs under the sink!

15 Apr 2006 A person Hmm lets see - yes you could try a wooden spoon or get a friend to beat you with a pillow. The best advice is to get over it

10 Apr 2006 john ask a 50 year old man to have sex with you

07 Apr 2006 Mike K Wile E. Coyote always survived falling off the cliff, why shouldn't you too?

04 Apr 2006 heather Swallow wool socks

25 Mar 2006 Dr. Goofy Eat a tub of baked beans...

24 Mar 2006 Beth When you have your period use a tampon and leave it in.

17 Mar 2006 Moses play with electrical appliances in the bath....use as many as possible!

11 Mar 2006 Lisa M take an overdose of your mother's contraception pills

07 Mar 2006 tigger Play with a baby tiger until it get old enough to bite your head off.

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
08 May 2006	Monica	swallow vanilla bath beads
08 May 2006	Melanie	Plastic bag over your head. Cheap, simple and you can make it look like an accident.
07 May 2006	Peter	Eating a dog.
01 May 2006	dave	hi all its me dave from uk. i tried to hang myself once but i did not go thow with it the reson is that i got alot of mates and il miss chips to much lol. im single and looking to make m8s on and off here and shear suicide question and if u want to hang in front of me thats ok :-) il watch on cam lol but if u need me add me to msn.
30 Apr 2006	mik jones	ooooooooooo ooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooo oooooooooooo ooooooo ooooooooa suicide kit. who would want that??????ooooooo ooooooooooo oooooooooooo oooooooooooooo ooooooooooooo oooooooooooooo ooooooooo
28 Apr 2006	Aly	Hold your breath.
22 Apr 2006	princess cattalina banana boat the 3rd	the best way to kill yourself when your under 13 is to play in the traffic and hope you get hit by a car
21 Apr 2006	John Epic	Go with your parents to the downtown, make an enormous scandal until they agree to buy you some cheap thing you want (that's what people does best at whatever age..). Manage yourself to get some soap bubble kit and loads of candy. When you get home,practice the bubble thing until you become a master, so you can call mommy and daddy and they'll congratulate you. Encourage them to do as you did, and leave them practising. At that time, go and steal a glass of chlorine and some detergent and leave them in your room. Get your bubblekit back, go to your room, drug yourself in candy sweetness, mix the remaining bubble liquid with the det plus the chlorine, make those heavy chlorine bubbles and watch as they dance over your lying drugged body [which has to be on the floor by that time]. Learn in that moment to love those bubbles and want to become as one of them. AS you are under 13, it'll come easy to feel light, volatile, colorless and fragile, so when you think it's the best time to end your short, enraged journey to the floor of your house, drink a full load of the bubble-soap-chlorine juice and watch as you become ethereal, while hearing the list shouts and the siren approaching...
20 Apr 2006	jon	use the paper cutter
20 Apr 2006	Will never know your age?	Mouchette's in a rut, a suicidal nut, and every time she's left alone it's always cut, cut, cut!
15 Apr 2006		Let's play drink the jugs under the sink!
15 Apr 2006	A person	Hmm lets see - yes you could try a wooden spoon or get a friend to beat you with a pillow. The best advice is to get over it
10 Apr 2006	john	ask a 50 year old man to have sex with you
07 Apr 2006	Mike K	Wile E. Coyote always survived falling off the cliff, why shouldn't you too?
04 Apr 2006	heather	Swallow wool socks
25 Mar 2006	Dr. Goofy	Eat a tub of baked beans...
24 Mar 2006	Beth	When you have your period use a tampon and leave it in.
17 Mar 2006	Moses	play with electrical appliances in the bath....use as many as possible!
11 Mar 2006	Lisa M	take an overdose of your mother's contraception pills
07 Mar 2006	tigger	Play with a baby tiger until it get old enough to bite your head off.