What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

11 Aug 2007 fred eat legos

07 Aug 2007 Yusuf Kajee hung your self with your school tie!!!

22 Jul 2007 Voldemort Avada Kedavra!

Easy, painless guaranteed.

19 Jul 2007 Voldemort don't kill yourself until the final Harry Potter book comes out.

23 Jun 2007 try tickeling yourself

11 May 2007 MATT Matt says eat 200 lbs. of chocolate it gives you an overdose of LSD.

08 May 2007 Mauve to eat ice cream until death

29 Apr 2007 Clair Hold your breath.

20 Apr 2007 Bob Take your teacher's apple on the first day of school and shove it down your throat

13 Apr 2007 Amaury your lots of collorful hurting pills bag

02 Apr 2007 Kevor Kian Yes, yes! I've been thinking of a sort of, as you say it, suicide kit myself. I wonder though, what should the method be to end one's life? Electrical? Chemical? I was thinking of an injection based around common house-hold product(s). Perhaps even something so simple as Raid? Maybe even through the nostrils so pain would be at a minimum? H-h-h-huff Raid?

26 Mar 2007 Garrett Fun time in the medicine cabinet,and in a place where your parent's might not find you for a while so you're nice and smelly when they do.

22 Mar 2007 nicole the bet way to kill urself when ur under 13 is take a handfull of mommys sleeping tablets then go sleepy byes in the bath tub

18 Mar 2007 Speedy The best way to kill yourself is die laughing. Unfortunately laughter is also the best medicine so you may end up living a long and happy life instead.

But then, thats the best way anyway!

18 Mar 2007 Dr. Navelksuk Taking cod liver oil supplements until you die of vitamin A poisoning.

16 Mar 2007 superniaise look teletubbies...

02 Mar 2007 suicidaldiaperlover Hanging urself from a tree over a pond whil only wearing a diaper. If you already wear diapers then that wont be a problem for u.

02 Mar 2007 gotleab Also, I like going to a race track with my parents and running in the track between the cars!

02 Mar 2007 Since the suicide kit is only to pretend to kill your self, how about creating a contraption that will help you bury yourself, alive of course, we are only playing ;-)

02 Mar 2007 gotleab Take a “bath” in the dish washer or dry your self in the microwave.

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
11 Aug 2007	fred	eat legos
07 Aug 2007	Yusuf Kajee	hung your self with your school tie!!!
22 Jul 2007	Voldemort	Avada Kedavra! Easy, painless guaranteed.
19 Jul 2007	Voldemort	don't kill yourself until the final Harry Potter book comes out.
23 Jun 2007		try tickeling yourself
11 May 2007	MATT	Matt says eat 200 lbs. of chocolate it gives you an overdose of LSD.
08 May 2007	Mauve	to eat ice cream until death
29 Apr 2007	Clair	Hold your breath.
20 Apr 2007	Bob	Take your teacher's apple on the first day of school and shove it down your throat
13 Apr 2007	Amaury	your lots of collorful hurting pills bag
02 Apr 2007	Kevor Kian	Yes, yes! I've been thinking of a sort of, as you say it, suicide kit myself. I wonder though, what should the method be to end one's life? Electrical? Chemical? I was thinking of an injection based around common house-hold product(s). Perhaps even something so simple as Raid? Maybe even through the nostrils so pain would be at a minimum? H-h-h-huff Raid?
26 Mar 2007	Garrett	Fun time in the medicine cabinet,and in a place where your parent's might not find you for a while so you're nice and smelly when they do.
22 Mar 2007	nicole	the bet way to kill urself when ur under 13 is take a handfull of mommys sleeping tablets then go sleepy byes in the bath tub
18 Mar 2007	Speedy	The best way to kill yourself is die laughing. Unfortunately laughter is also the best medicine so you may end up living a long and happy life instead. But then, thats the best way anyway!
18 Mar 2007	Dr. Navelksuk	Taking cod liver oil supplements until you die of vitamin A poisoning.
16 Mar 2007	superniaise	look teletubbies...
02 Mar 2007	suicidaldiaperlover	Hanging urself from a tree over a pond whil only wearing a diaper. If you already wear diapers then that wont be a problem for u.
02 Mar 2007	gotleab	Also, I like going to a race track with my parents and running in the track between the cars!
02 Mar 2007		Since the suicide kit is only to pretend to kill your self, how about creating a contraption that will help you bury yourself, alive of course, we are only playing ;-)
02 Mar 2007	gotleab	Take a “bath” in the dish washer or dry your self in the microwave.