Date
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Name/email
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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
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15 Mar 2020 |
cacan |
sing an satanic song and hold an cross on your hand then scream like micheal_p |
10 Mar 2020 |
xxxxxxxx |
Go find all the chemicals under the bathroom sink and drink them |
08 Mar 2020 |
Jin |
God knows how to do this. Get into the bathtub and throw the included hair dryer in the water so we can interact with God |
05 Mar 2020 |
ahnid |
Swallowing a lego piece |
21 Feb 2020 |
Phi |
You write a cringey Justin Bieber x Twilight Edward fanfiction and see yourself getting stoned by your classmates after releasing it on your facebook account |
18 Feb 2020 |
Natina Chantrill |
well well well, listen here buddy the best way to do it to sit in the bath and use your toaster as a Bathbomb |
17 Feb 2020 |
......... |
Eat too much cheese |
11 Feb 2020 |
sad feminist |
eating as many chocolate as you can and then throw it up several time until you get thinner and thinner and disappear |
06 Feb 2020 |
........... |
ahogarse en una pecera |
03 Feb 2020 |
C H I N K E N |
Simply tell your mother you'd like to do dishes. She trusted me. Once you do that, you grab a clean watermelon knife and see if it can impale your chest. |
03 Feb 2020 |
Lost |
say hi |
24 Jan 2020 |
Aidan |
Invent a time machine and look for the nearest Tyrannosaurus. Run towards it. |
20 Jan 2020 |
Kokichi |
Get squished by a big machine that squishes your body... :) |
01 Jan 2020 |
will e. melt, the snowman. |
Happy new years to everyone who did not kill themselves this holiday season. Statistics show suicide rates go way up around the holidays so if you made it thru this holiday season without killing yourself you are not apart of these statistics and you have a whole year to wait for a higher probability that you will kill yourself. And so now its time to make a new years resolution that you wont kill yourself. Just try a new hobby like knitting sweaters or public urination. That should get you to next holiday season. |
16 Dec 2019 |
baby |
hang urself w christmas lights |
16 Dec 2019 |
Breanna |
Falling off a mountain in the winter. When your far away from a place you can potty, ask them to go behind a tree. You can then follow the forest until you reach the edge, jump. |
13 Dec 2019 |
bmo |
toilet paper noose & shower curtain rod |
10 Dec 2019 |
XXXXXX |
Choke yourself with a hoola hoop |
06 Dec 2019 |
Religious Ryan |
Death by cunnilingus |
02 Dec 2019 |
elie |
eat windex |