What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

07 Oct 2019 Mlem Helium, because you can pull out and not suffer too much

06 Oct 2019 vlad helium

20 Sep 2019 what you were doing Go to internet-stalkers.com. get yourself a stalker to stalk you. They offer a platinum experience package for only 35 pound. If you are not completely satisfied after the first week, you get a full refund. You have nothing to loose.

13 Sep 2019 head lamps I found this tattoo ink that contains a special ingredient. Its glow in the dark ink. And of course I tattooed my nipples. Now when the lights go off my nipples glow at around 72 lumens. All the kids at school invite me to sleep overs. Everyone asks to see my nipples in the dark. At school on fridays we get to watch a movie. The teacher turns off the light and my nips glow thru my shirt. I lift up my shirt and techno music begins to play and confetti falls from the celing. All the students rave out on my nips. Glow sticks are out. Glow nips are in. You NEED to get you some glow in the dark nipples. And look, the tattoo ink is radioactive isotope free. There is literally almost zero risk to your health.

07 Sep 2019 alan watch anime

04 Sep 2019 e.m.s. Why do you need the best way? Are you trying be be the most efficient? What does it matter? If you are going to kill yourself it shouldnt matter. You shouldnt even be thinking about killing yourself. You should be thinking about covering the inside of your house with glue and glitter. Maybe add some more lighting to make it more sparkely.

03 Sep 2019 my name is here. Being trampled and pecked by a flock of angry emu. If no emu flock is in your area llama you be a close second best way.

02 Sep 2019 what makes you think i have a name? Bananna flavored popcicles.

01 Sep 2019 Sofia Probably just watching my little pony

31 Aug 2019 shark steak Yea uhm, you can buy these DNA splicing kits for beginners on ebay now. Just alter your DNA and become whoever or whatever you want. It has a chart that tells you how to splice new DNA code into your own and how to get it to replicate once implanted inside you. So you can go mild to wild. Simething simple like changing your hair color or something more complex like turning yourself into a hybrid such as a you x a komodo dragon hybrid. Or you could be part lion. You could even do a crazy mix like oxen x tiger x eagle x your own DNA.

29 Aug 2019 Barney the dinosaur does not love you. Watching little children tv shows that have characters that are overly happy and jipper. And songs. Those gay little songs children love to listen to. After only 6 hours of this your brain will begin to melt and then your head will explode.

26 Aug 2019 Ricky Gigglesworth By laughing.

22 Aug 2019 melvin shoving a fork into an electric socket

16 Jul 2019 Addi Tide pods

12 Jul 2019 bella listen to jacob sartorius

12 Jul 2019 mom backside 180 heelflip into a volcano

07 Jul 2019 pillsberry dough boy Snorting powdered sugar.

05 Jul 2019 chutiyo loda

04 Jul 2019 Catastrophe The best way to kill yourself when you are under 13 is very simple.
You just forget about yourself and everyone and become one with the universe

30 Jun 2019 Foxicate Be SELOZAR

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
07 Oct 2019	Mlem	Helium, because you can pull out and not suffer too much
06 Oct 2019	vlad	helium
20 Sep 2019	what you were doing	Go to internet-stalkers.com. get yourself a stalker to stalk you. They offer a platinum experience package for only 35 pound. If you are not completely satisfied after the first week, you get a full refund. You have nothing to loose.
13 Sep 2019	head lamps	I found this tattoo ink that contains a special ingredient. Its glow in the dark ink. And of course I tattooed my nipples. Now when the lights go off my nipples glow at around 72 lumens. All the kids at school invite me to sleep overs. Everyone asks to see my nipples in the dark. At school on fridays we get to watch a movie. The teacher turns off the light and my nips glow thru my shirt. I lift up my shirt and techno music begins to play and confetti falls from the celing. All the students rave out on my nips. Glow sticks are out. Glow nips are in. You NEED to get you some glow in the dark nipples. And look, the tattoo ink is radioactive isotope free. There is literally almost zero risk to your health.
07 Sep 2019	alan	watch anime
04 Sep 2019	e.m.s.	Why do you need the best way? Are you trying be be the most efficient? What does it matter? If you are going to kill yourself it shouldnt matter. You shouldnt even be thinking about killing yourself. You should be thinking about covering the inside of your house with glue and glitter. Maybe add some more lighting to make it more sparkely.
03 Sep 2019	my name is here.	Being trampled and pecked by a flock of angry emu. If no emu flock is in your area llama you be a close second best way.
02 Sep 2019	what makes you think i have a name?	Bananna flavored popcicles.
01 Sep 2019	Sofia	Probably just watching my little pony
31 Aug 2019	shark steak	Yea uhm, you can buy these DNA splicing kits for beginners on ebay now. Just alter your DNA and become whoever or whatever you want. It has a chart that tells you how to splice new DNA code into your own and how to get it to replicate once implanted inside you. So you can go mild to wild. Simething simple like changing your hair color or something more complex like turning yourself into a hybrid such as a you x a komodo dragon hybrid. Or you could be part lion. You could even do a crazy mix like oxen x tiger x eagle x your own DNA.
29 Aug 2019	Barney the dinosaur does not love you.	Watching little children tv shows that have characters that are overly happy and jipper. And songs. Those gay little songs children love to listen to. After only 6 hours of this your brain will begin to melt and then your head will explode.
26 Aug 2019	Ricky Gigglesworth	By laughing.
22 Aug 2019	melvin	shoving a fork into an electric socket
16 Jul 2019	Addi	Tide pods
12 Jul 2019	bella	listen to jacob sartorius
12 Jul 2019	mom	backside 180 heelflip into a volcano
07 Jul 2019	pillsberry dough boy	Snorting powdered sugar.
05 Jul 2019	chutiyo	loda
04 Jul 2019	Catastrophe	The best way to kill yourself when you are under 13 is very simple. You just forget about yourself and everyone and become one with the universe
30 Jun 2019	Foxicate	Be SELOZAR