What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

10 May 2002 C Phillus A) Choke on a chicken
B) Choke on a dick
C) Choke on a hairball from eatin an unshaved puss
D) Choke on crabby diseasy cumm
E) Go out and fuck every1 every thing you see so you get every disease in the book, and do every drug and drink known to man!
F) Try livin my fucked up life aka: soon to be living no more.

09 Mar 2002 phil By making sure your body can no longer function - that would be the obvious way!

10 Dec 2001 Philly The best and most painless way is to die of Hypothermia. Get totally pissed- till you can hardly walk, soak your clothes in cold water, find a quiet spot outside when the temperature is below o degrees c, and sit there for the night. You'll soon fall asleep from the alcohol, and most likely not wake up. Painless effective death. However theres always a chance of being brought back even after you've 'died'. Best way in my opinion.

27 Sep 2001 Lee I dont usually come to places like this, and i was just intrigued. I find this place immoral and stupid.

I'm 19 years old, and in a few mins I will be dead. I've taken 36 painkillers.

My entire miserable life has been one evil pain after another. This is my revenge on everyone who has hurt me, maybe you will listen now.

I posted this address and message in several places, consider this my suicide note.

I have degrees in philosophy and sociology, decorated hacker in various platforms and operating systems. All this means SHIT.

This is not a waste, i'm worth nothing. 13 years old? pah, don't talk nonsense. as soon as the world hits you, you will wish you were in hell.

I have no family, no hope and no time.

I'll let you guess what my life has been like, but i'll give you this hint:

it's been the same as every other poor fucker.

time's up, i feel sleepy.

bye.

06 Aug 2001 Bootsex play with pedophiles whose antipsychotic perscriptions ran out.

20 Jul 2001 farhad go to a pedophile and ask him to fuck you till you bleed to death

20 Jan 2001 carlos Watching a loop of the famous Picachu electricity sequence, for 8 consecutive hours, with a philips 35cm tv. gaffer-taped to your head...

02 Nov 2000 jamesk Make friendswith a murderous pedophile

01 Dec 1999 phill The first thing you want to do if you are going to commit suicide is dress up in your best clothes put on your makeup and make yourself as beautiful as possible (if your going to die you might as dress for the occasion). Next, you put on some music something nice and relaxing maybe Kenny G. then you set up a video camera to record your final moments of life for posterity. Now with everything ready you sit on the edge of your bed take out a large and extremely sharp knife, say your final words to the camera and eviscerate yourself. This is a painful way to die but it will never be forgotten.

29 Nov 1999 phillip cannon to swallow a bottle of tylenol, or inject an air bubble into your veins, which will make you heart explode.

04 Nov 1999 simon Piss off the localpedophile so much that he rapes you and then kills you.

04 Nov 1999 James 1.) Find a pedophile chatroom on the internet.
2.) Make a friend.
3.) Agree to meet this "friend".

29 Oct 1999 Phil with lots of presentation... jumping infront of trains/cars/trucks/busses is always a messy way to do it but sorta lame... if u want to leave someone with tons of guilt, u do it in a public place, holding a knife to one's neck while asking a stranger for assistance is always good... if you want to be really creative... when you're in school, assuming you still go to school, holding a sharp object, something like a large knife or a sharp stick to your chest and falling directly on it in front of the classroom should kill u and really mess up the heads of your classmates

28 Oct 1999 Jimbo take 13 doses of LSD and play in Traffic

01 Dec 1998 MMSK The best way to kill yourself when you're under 13 is to become an adult and bore yourself to dead!

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
10 May 2002	C Phillus	A) Choke on a chicken B) Choke on a dick C) Choke on a hairball from eatin an unshaved puss D) Choke on crabby diseasy cumm E) Go out and fuck every1 every thing you see so you get every disease in the book, and do every drug and drink known to man! F) Try livin my fucked up life aka: soon to be living no more.
09 Mar 2002	phil	By making sure your body can no longer function - that would be the obvious way!
10 Dec 2001	Philly	The best and most painless way is to die of Hypothermia. Get totally pissed- till you can hardly walk, soak your clothes in cold water, find a quiet spot outside when the temperature is below o degrees c, and sit there for the night. You'll soon fall asleep from the alcohol, and most likely not wake up. Painless effective death. However theres always a chance of being brought back even after you've 'died'. Best way in my opinion.
27 Sep 2001	Lee	I dont usually come to places like this, and i was just intrigued. I find this place immoral and stupid. I'm 19 years old, and in a few mins I will be dead. I've taken 36 painkillers. My entire miserable life has been one evil pain after another. This is my revenge on everyone who has hurt me, maybe you will listen now. I posted this address and message in several places, consider this my suicide note. I have degrees in philosophy and sociology, decorated hacker in various platforms and operating systems. All this means SHIT. This is not a waste, i'm worth nothing. 13 years old? pah, don't talk nonsense. as soon as the world hits you, you will wish you were in hell. I have no family, no hope and no time. I'll let you guess what my life has been like, but i'll give you this hint: it's been the same as every other poor fucker. time's up, i feel sleepy. bye.
06 Aug 2001	Bootsex	play with pedophiles whose antipsychotic perscriptions ran out.
20 Jul 2001	farhad	go to a pedophile and ask him to fuck you till you bleed to death
20 Jan 2001	carlos	Watching a loop of the famous Picachu electricity sequence, for 8 consecutive hours, with a philips 35cm tv. gaffer-taped to your head...
02 Nov 2000	jamesk	Make friendswith a murderous pedophile
01 Dec 1999	phill	The first thing you want to do if you are going to commit suicide is dress up in your best clothes put on your makeup and make yourself as beautiful as possible (if your going to die you might as dress for the occasion). Next, you put on some music something nice and relaxing maybe Kenny G. then you set up a video camera to record your final moments of life for posterity. Now with everything ready you sit on the edge of your bed take out a large and extremely sharp knife, say your final words to the camera and eviscerate yourself. This is a painful way to die but it will never be forgotten.
29 Nov 1999	phillip cannon	to swallow a bottle of tylenol, or inject an air bubble into your veins, which will make you heart explode.
04 Nov 1999	simon	Piss off the localpedophile so much that he rapes you and then kills you.
04 Nov 1999	James	1.) Find a pedophile chatroom on the internet. 2.) Make a friend. 3.) Agree to meet this "friend".
29 Oct 1999	Phil	with lots of presentation... jumping infront of trains/cars/trucks/busses is always a messy way to do it but sorta lame... if u want to leave someone with tons of guilt, u do it in a public place, holding a knife to one's neck while asking a stranger for assistance is always good... if you want to be really creative... when you're in school, assuming you still go to school, holding a sharp object, something like a large knife or a sharp stick to your chest and falling directly on it in front of the classroom should kill u and really mess up the heads of your classmates
28 Oct 1999	Jimbo	take 13 doses of LSD and play in Traffic
01 Dec 1998	MMSK	The best way to kill yourself when you're under 13 is to become an adult and bore yourself to dead!