What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

23 Jun 1999 Daniel Vena paint your entire body with silver glitter grease paint and die by blocking all of your pores.

08 Jun 1999 Goga Come to school in a black trenchcoat!

19 May 1999 you shouldn't (period)

17 May 1999 Bart Simpson Il se met des dynamite sur lui avec un détonateur. Par la suite, il se met en plein milieu de la rue et attend une voiture et des enfants. Il dit alors "mange de la crotte!" et pèse sur le détonateur.

17 May 1999 alexandre boutin ce lancer devant un char

14 May 1999 Ik Take a mixture all existing drugs in the world as your last supper. That would make a spectacular show for yourself. Enjoy the ride!

14 May 1999 Florence En fait, c'est quand meme pas mal d'attendre un peu plus longtemps, juste pour voir (disons, attends 43 ans)

14 May 1999 Florence attendre d'avoir 36 ans, juste pour voir ...(entre 13 et 36 ans, tu as le temps de changer d'avis 23 fois, meme si la conclusion est la meme)...

11 May 1999 Manuela Se tirer une balle dans la tête avec le magnum a papa. Non! je rigole! je trouve ça tres bête de se suicider alors que l'on a toute la vie devant nous!

05 May 1999 bob go to school and burn it down

01 May 1999 sarah prositute yourself in a bad neigborhood

01 May 1999 sarah drink gasoline with pills from mom's cabinet..... maybe a little vodka to make sure it goes through

27 Apr 1999 Blancka Pour les autre, je ne le sais pas mais moi voici les choses qui mont servi lors de mes 9 tentatives de suicide:
1. Un pot de valium et de l'alcool 94%
2. Un couteau , pour me couper les veines au poignet
3. Un sac de plastique pour m'étouffer.
3. Un lac pour me noyer
4. Des produits chimiques pour m'intoxiquer.
5. Un couteau pour me couper les veines du cou.
6. Un mélange de médicaments (encore une fois)
7. Un température de -30*
8. Encore un couteau pour me coupeau les veines des poignets
9. Un corde pour me pendre...
Malgré c'est neuf tentatives de suicide... je suis encore là... mon heure n'était pas venu, et il y avait toujours un étranger qui me trouvait à la dernière minute!

21 Apr 1999 kate i go for the time-honored wrist-slashing, with blood everywhere, and absolutely no pain killers, so you feel it all...... record it on video for the world to see, along with commentary....not that i'm advocating suicide, though (sorry, i just really had to say it.....)

17 Apr 1999 Tine Vanhaelemeersch Jumping from a high bilding, minimal 15 meters high, rather more. Keep yourself as tense as possoble while you're falling. It seems to nog hurt because you 're dead as soon as you reach the grond.

15 Apr 1999 sara looking at television is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13.

13 Apr 1999 Rose I can only offer you the advice of how not to attempt suicide so you can learn from my mistake, mixing sleeping pills and alcohol (or any poison) does not work since the invention of stomache pumps.

13 Apr 1999 Helena Travail Block the wrong entrance side of a one way street at 5 AM in a small, suburban town where cars don't start coming in until six AM. Place a large pile of eggs on the street approximately 5 ft. away from a building with at least 3 stories. Go to the top of this building, carrying six chickens, a bucket of black paint, a brush, a large white placard, and a ball of twine. Take the brush, dip it in the paint and write 'SALMONELLA KILLS' on the placard and hang it aroound your neck with the twine. Tie the chickens to yourself by tying the twine to their feet and then tying the opposite end to your various appendages, i.e. 2 on your left ankle, 2 on your right ankle, and one to either wrist. Jump off the roof directly on to the pile of eggs, effectively killing yourself. Try to land on your back and avoid landing on the chickens, which might break your fall.

Alternatively:
Take any bath salts named something like Rainbow Happy Dreams or Joyous Life or something like that (ironical, y'know?) and draw a hot bath, pouring in all of the salts. Arrange the package where it cannot avoid being seen by the discoverer of your corpse. Step into the bath, and after soaking your hands for 10 minutes (this will cut down on the pain) cut your wrists with a razor, taking care to open the main arteries, and sedately bleed to death. If you want to be really ironic, try rigging a CD player to repeatedly play "Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows"

13 Apr 1999 …ric larouche L'écrasement

13 Apr 1999 Pascal Girard la pompe a biciclette

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
23 Jun 1999	Daniel Vena	paint your entire body with silver glitter grease paint and die by blocking all of your pores.
08 Jun 1999	Goga	Come to school in a black trenchcoat!
19 May 1999		you shouldn't (period)
17 May 1999	Bart Simpson	Il se met des dynamite sur lui avec un détonateur. Par la suite, il se met en plein milieu de la rue et attend une voiture et des enfants. Il dit alors "mange de la crotte!" et pèse sur le détonateur.
17 May 1999	alexandre boutin	ce lancer devant un char
14 May 1999	Ik	Take a mixture all existing drugs in the world as your last supper. That would make a spectacular show for yourself. Enjoy the ride!
14 May 1999	Florence	En fait, c'est quand meme pas mal d'attendre un peu plus longtemps, juste pour voir (disons, attends 43 ans)
14 May 1999	Florence	attendre d'avoir 36 ans, juste pour voir ...(entre 13 et 36 ans, tu as le temps de changer d'avis 23 fois, meme si la conclusion est la meme)...
11 May 1999	Manuela	Se tirer une balle dans la tête avec le magnum a papa. Non! je rigole! je trouve ça tres bête de se suicider alors que l'on a toute la vie devant nous!
05 May 1999	bob	go to school and burn it down
01 May 1999	sarah	prositute yourself in a bad neigborhood
01 May 1999	sarah	drink gasoline with pills from mom's cabinet..... maybe a little vodka to make sure it goes through
27 Apr 1999	Blancka	Pour les autre, je ne le sais pas mais moi voici les choses qui mont servi lors de mes 9 tentatives de suicide: 1. Un pot de valium et de l'alcool 94% 2. Un couteau , pour me couper les veines au poignet 3. Un sac de plastique pour m'étouffer. 3. Un lac pour me noyer 4. Des produits chimiques pour m'intoxiquer. 5. Un couteau pour me couper les veines du cou. 6. Un mélange de médicaments (encore une fois) 7. Un température de -30* 8. Encore un couteau pour me coupeau les veines des poignets 9. Un corde pour me pendre... Malgré c'est neuf tentatives de suicide... je suis encore là... mon heure n'était pas venu, et il y avait toujours un étranger qui me trouvait à la dernière minute!
21 Apr 1999	kate	i go for the time-honored wrist-slashing, with blood everywhere, and absolutely no pain killers, so you feel it all...... record it on video for the world to see, along with commentary....not that i'm advocating suicide, though (sorry, i just really had to say it.....)
17 Apr 1999	Tine Vanhaelemeersch	Jumping from a high bilding, minimal 15 meters high, rather more. Keep yourself as tense as possoble while you're falling. It seems to nog hurt because you 're dead as soon as you reach the grond.
15 Apr 1999	sara	looking at television is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13.
13 Apr 1999	Rose	I can only offer you the advice of how not to attempt suicide so you can learn from my mistake, mixing sleeping pills and alcohol (or any poison) does not work since the invention of stomache pumps.
13 Apr 1999	Helena Travail	Block the wrong entrance side of a one way street at 5 AM in a small, suburban town where cars don't start coming in until six AM. Place a large pile of eggs on the street approximately 5 ft. away from a building with at least 3 stories. Go to the top of this building, carrying six chickens, a bucket of black paint, a brush, a large white placard, and a ball of twine. Take the brush, dip it in the paint and write 'SALMONELLA KILLS' on the placard and hang it aroound your neck with the twine. Tie the chickens to yourself by tying the twine to their feet and then tying the opposite end to your various appendages, i.e. 2 on your left ankle, 2 on your right ankle, and one to either wrist. Jump off the roof directly on to the pile of eggs, effectively killing yourself. Try to land on your back and avoid landing on the chickens, which might break your fall. Alternatively: Take any bath salts named something like Rainbow Happy Dreams or Joyous Life or something like that (ironical, y'know?) and draw a hot bath, pouring in all of the salts. Arrange the package where it cannot avoid being seen by the discoverer of your corpse. Step into the bath, and after soaking your hands for 10 minutes (this will cut down on the pain) cut your wrists with a razor, taking care to open the main arteries, and sedately bleed to death. If you want to be really ironic, try rigging a CD player to repeatedly play "Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows"
13 Apr 1999	…ric larouche	L'écrasement
13 Apr 1999	Pascal Girard	la pompe a biciclette