What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

30 Oct 1999 krow drive a bone through your temple....i.e. a chicken bone for example

30 Oct 1999 scary_face A gun in the mouth, aimed at the two top front teeth. So that there is a really big mess afterwards.

30 Oct 1999 andrew death by masturbation
death by jelly beans
swallow gas
throw yourself on fire
death by brutal penetration

30 Oct 1999 Anders Reverse gravity and fall up until you leave the atmosphere and suffocate or (if you're lucky) until you smash into a 747.

30 Oct 1999 James You said that a suicide is to keep your life perfect. Therefore you need the perfect suicide, and no one knows that better then the Samurai. Stab yourself in the stomach with a tanto knife and pull out your entrails, then have someone cut your head off with a sword. Get it all on tape, and follow all the ancient protocols of Japanese ritual and ceremony. It has been done before but that is the best part about it. . . it is sure to be horrible/beautiful and the kind of thing no one would ever forget after seeing it.

What is the reward for the best answers? I want the chainer!

30 Oct 1999 Tom J try to breath through your ears

29 Oct 1999 Munky He he. This was a good idea! To find out how people's opinions of how suicide should be accomplished. You do what you need for the situation-say if you were a loner, bullet to the head. If you had lots of friends you would set it up so it seemed like they did it! Or if you had REALLY caring parents or summit you make sure you die when they don't know what's going on but suddenly see you as you die. Fear not though! If you commit suicide you don't go to hell! You end up at the website! Now that's torture in its own right!!!

29 Oct 1999 Roo-Ban-Fu Shot people at random in your school, untill S.W.A.T. fills your tiny imature body with 9mm hollowpoints

29 Oct 1999 Nathaniel Langworthy Holding your breath

29 Oct 1999 Melinda jump out in from of a truck, jump off of a high place- dive off. drown urself. slit ur rists wit a kichen knife. stab urslef with one.

29 Oct 1999 dougie To stab your self in the heart with an icecicle.

29 Oct 1999 Sample_girl A gas oven.

29 Oct 1999 Phil with lots of presentation... jumping infront of trains/cars/trucks/busses is always a messy way to do it but sorta lame... if u want to leave someone with tons of guilt, u do it in a public place, holding a knife to one's neck while asking a stranger for assistance is always good... if you want to be really creative... when you're in school, assuming you still go to school, holding a sharp object, something like a large knife or a sharp stick to your chest and falling directly on it in front of the classroom should kill u and really mess up the heads of your classmates

29 Oct 1999 EspÈrer The best way to kill yourself under 13 is to choke on doll accessories, such as a doll-size hairbrush, or perhaps a small doll shoe.

29 Oct 1999 Shadow Highmoon I have always thought that, were I to kill myself, I would not want to leave a mess for my family members to discover (or worse, have to clean up)!
Ergo, I would have to promote a more "outdoors" approach to my final exit. I also do not want to leave grieving people in my wake wondering what they could have done to prevent my demise. Previously I would have strongly suggested dancing in an electrical storm wearing as much bondage gear as possible. (don't ask)
However, as I have attempted this method, and I am writing this, I must sadly report that it is not very reliable. Not only that, but it has often re-established my zest for life, often delaying the next attempt for many weeks, even years! So this would not be my first choice (but damn! it's fun! ..and clean!)
I have also attempted placing myself in the path of approaching tornado's, but I know that this is not very affective for children as transportation would be an issue, and tornado's are notoriously moody and hard to predict (and hard to find outside the USA, so lets go with something more globally accessible, shall we?
All these things taken into consideration, I feel that a well timed dive into a frigid (hopefull ice-covered, but not so thick as to prevent you from getting in, pond or river would be best suited. (if you live somewhere warm, then.. well . tough .. try one of the first two). Freezing to death is rather peaceful .. but it's a slow process.
So lets add the variable of extreme hypoxia by drowning. Death would be quick, mostly painless, and the layer of ice above you would most likely defeat any of those silly "last minute" epiphany's that you should not take your own life. You're in the water now. Just do it!.
In the unlikely event that you *are* rescued before clinical death, you might even get to look forward to one of those "miracles" where a a person was entombed in ice for hours, only to be revived with a totally new outlook on life, and no ill effects.
If this happens .. try again later.. *smiles*. Thanks for a good read, beautiful web site!

29 Oct 1999 Shakal Lay down, close your eyes and think only about you want to die ... you want to die ... i dont know if it is functional, but one of my friend was trying it and she is still alive, but it is simple and you maybe will be surprised ... (she was ...)
Or fall very very deep (really very deep) in love ... and when he'll leave you alone, you sure will find your own way ...

29 Oct 1999 mistoffelees jump in front of a subway train.

29 Oct 1999 SLASH DIE FOR OTHERS......!!!

29 Oct 1999 pretend(?) you're gay in a small american town

29 Oct 1999 michael wells I'm sure any idea i could of given to you has already been given... and if you still cant find a way to kill yourself just draw into yourself, cut all contacts with civilization, stop eating and drinking curl up in a corner and die.
And if that doesn't work. well i'm out of suggestions (writing this while im trippin)

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
30 Oct 1999	krow	drive a bone through your temple....i.e. a chicken bone for example
30 Oct 1999	scary_face	A gun in the mouth, aimed at the two top front teeth. So that there is a really big mess afterwards.
30 Oct 1999	andrew	death by masturbation death by jelly beans swallow gas throw yourself on fire death by brutal penetration
30 Oct 1999	Anders	Reverse gravity and fall up until you leave the atmosphere and suffocate or (if you're lucky) until you smash into a 747.
30 Oct 1999	James	You said that a suicide is to keep your life perfect. Therefore you need the perfect suicide, and no one knows that better then the Samurai. Stab yourself in the stomach with a tanto knife and pull out your entrails, then have someone cut your head off with a sword. Get it all on tape, and follow all the ancient protocols of Japanese ritual and ceremony. It has been done before but that is the best part about it. . . it is sure to be horrible/beautiful and the kind of thing no one would ever forget after seeing it. What is the reward for the best answers? I want the chainer!
30 Oct 1999	Tom J	try to breath through your ears
29 Oct 1999	Munky	He he. This was a good idea! To find out how people's opinions of how suicide should be accomplished. You do what you need for the situation-say if you were a loner, bullet to the head. If you had lots of friends you would set it up so it seemed like they did it! Or if you had REALLY caring parents or summit you make sure you die when they don't know what's going on but suddenly see you as you die. Fear not though! If you commit suicide you don't go to hell! You end up at the website! Now that's torture in its own right!!!
29 Oct 1999	Roo-Ban-Fu	Shot people at random in your school, untill S.W.A.T. fills your tiny imature body with 9mm hollowpoints
29 Oct 1999	Nathaniel Langworthy	Holding your breath
29 Oct 1999	Melinda	jump out in from of a truck, jump off of a high place- dive off. drown urself. slit ur rists wit a kichen knife. stab urslef with one.
29 Oct 1999	dougie	To stab your self in the heart with an icecicle.
29 Oct 1999	Sample_girl	A gas oven.
29 Oct 1999	Phil	with lots of presentation... jumping infront of trains/cars/trucks/busses is always a messy way to do it but sorta lame... if u want to leave someone with tons of guilt, u do it in a public place, holding a knife to one's neck while asking a stranger for assistance is always good... if you want to be really creative... when you're in school, assuming you still go to school, holding a sharp object, something like a large knife or a sharp stick to your chest and falling directly on it in front of the classroom should kill u and really mess up the heads of your classmates
29 Oct 1999	EspÈrer	The best way to kill yourself under 13 is to choke on doll accessories, such as a doll-size hairbrush, or perhaps a small doll shoe.
29 Oct 1999	Shadow Highmoon	I have always thought that, were I to kill myself, I would not want to leave a mess for my family members to discover (or worse, have to clean up)! Ergo, I would have to promote a more "outdoors" approach to my final exit. I also do not want to leave grieving people in my wake wondering what they could have done to prevent my demise. Previously I would have strongly suggested dancing in an electrical storm wearing as much bondage gear as possible. (don't ask) However, as I have attempted this method, and I am writing this, I must sadly report that it is not very reliable. Not only that, but it has often re-established my zest for life, often delaying the next attempt for many weeks, even years! So this would not be my first choice (but damn! it's fun! ..and clean!) I have also attempted placing myself in the path of approaching tornado's, but I know that this is not very affective for children as transportation would be an issue, and tornado's are notoriously moody and hard to predict (and hard to find outside the USA, so lets go with something more globally accessible, shall we? All these things taken into consideration, I feel that a well timed dive into a frigid (hopefull ice-covered, but not so thick as to prevent you from getting in, pond or river would be best suited. (if you live somewhere warm, then.. well . tough .. try one of the first two). Freezing to death is rather peaceful .. but it's a slow process. So lets add the variable of extreme hypoxia by drowning. Death would be quick, mostly painless, and the layer of ice above you would most likely defeat any of those silly "last minute" epiphany's that you should not take your own life. You're in the water now. Just do it!. In the unlikely event that you are rescued before clinical death, you might even get to look forward to one of those "miracles" where a a person was entombed in ice for hours, only to be revived with a totally new outlook on life, and no ill effects. If this happens .. try again later.. smiles. Thanks for a good read, beautiful web site!
29 Oct 1999	Shakal	Lay down, close your eyes and think only about you want to die ... you want to die ... i dont know if it is functional, but one of my friend was trying it and she is still alive, but it is simple and you maybe will be surprised ... (she was ...) Or fall very very deep (really very deep) in love ... and when he'll leave you alone, you sure will find your own way ...
29 Oct 1999	mistoffelees	jump in front of a subway train.
29 Oct 1999	SLASH	DIE FOR OTHERS......!!!
29 Oct 1999		pretend(?) you're gay in a small american town
29 Oct 1999	michael wells	I'm sure any idea i could of given to you has already been given... and if you still cant find a way to kill yourself just draw into yourself, cut all contacts with civilization, stop eating and drinking curl up in a corner and die. And if that doesn't work. well i'm out of suggestions (writing this while im trippin)