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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
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| 05 Sep 2021 |
kiss me again |
youre killing me idiot :,(!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 02 Jun 2021 |
Dr. Alan Grant |
Get eaten by a T-rex or a pack of velosoraptors. |
| 02 Jun 2021 |
the revised version |
Get a toy of you made. Or just pretend. And in the game you play with your dolls, the doll that is you dies. |
| 31 May 2021 |
did you take your medication today? 🤡 |
Maybe you just need a hobby. Not like collecting coins or building pirate ships in a glass bottle. Nopeity nope nope nope. You need a better hobby. One with much better odds of the reason you are on this site actually happening. One out of one thousand parachutes fail. |
| 03 Apr 2021 |
John Lennon |
Shooting yourself with a lemonade popsicle |
| 01 Apr 2021 |
........... |
hold your breath |
| 27 Mar 2021 |
secret agent from the secret spy shit agency |
Wear all black. Find a part of the road with no street lights. Drink a whole bottle of cough syrup. Lay down in the road. Good night. |
| 26 Mar 2021 |
zach |
plug a charger into your head |
| 24 Feb 2021 |
liz |
stab yourself with color markers |
| 22 Feb 2021 |
Dr. Mobius |
To be born as conjoined twins each twin grips a knife handle, and on the count of three plunges the blade deep into each twins ❤️ with arms crossed.
🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪 |
| 18 Feb 2021 |
King Crimson |
Eat Burger King Foot Lettuce |
| 25 Jan 2021 |
Ilya |
Play hide and seek |
| 24 Jan 2021 |
connor |
catch bus to bridge and jump |
| 17 Jan 2021 |
John Optim |
Try swallowing swords. |
| 11 Jan 2021 |
Happy Monday. |
Playing cowboys and Indians, and play like the you caught smallpox, or play doctor and you got the communist Chinese virus and you get put on a ventilator and die because the ventilator is what kills you. |
| 09 Jan 2021 |
Trent |
getting your head stuck underwater in the bath. |
| 02 Jan 2021 |
Practicality |
Standard sanitizing alcohol can be pretty deadly when ingested. |
| 05 Dec 2020 |
g & s |
steal your dads credit card and hire a hitman for yourself |
| 05 Dec 2020 |
FigNut |
:3333333333 Drinking Bleach and dousing yourself in cold tomato sauce |
| 19 Nov 2020 |
Polly Propylene |
I used to be a plastic water bottle but then I got recycled into a shopping bag. |
