| Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form. |
| Date |
Name/email Nom/email |
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans? |
| 07 Nov 2004 | joany | Empty out the box of froot loops that your mommy just bought and put your head in it.Then hold a knife outside the box and start to push the knife through the box repeated times as hard as you can. Hopefully you bleed to death and your parents are extremely heart broken about how you died and then they start to regrete ever buying froot loops. |
| 28 Oct 2004 | tetelle | immolation par l'eau |
| 22 Oct 2004 | Wolfvain | With pudding and cookies! |
| 21 Oct 2004 | dennis | swallow a piece of lego members.home.nl/devugt1777 |
| 20 Oct 2004 | Caroline | haaaa! Bonne question! Je crois personnellement que c'est les tylenol pour enfant à saveur de raisins en liquigel, plus faciles à avaler, avec un gout amélioré, votre suicide sera une réussite |
| 12 Oct 2004 | Abby | Swallow a leggo |
| 08 Oct 2004 | alice | manger des ours en sucre en révant sur un pokémon |
| 06 Oct 2004 | thibaut | you have to eat to much medicine while believing these are candies |
| 05 Oct 2004 | juanita | a britney spears dvd, lots of quimic candies, a 10 easy steps to build a perfect body guide, a new paper from africa, asia or latin america and "mouchette" bressons movie |
| 30 Sep 2004 | mavava | de s'étouffer avec ses mensonges de gamins |
| 30 Sep 2004 | Jack | 2 cuillères à soupe de gros sel le matin, sans avoir mangé avant. simple et efficace. |
| 24 Sep 2004 | Krabatof | Don't be afraid, just ask in the streets:" Excuse me sir, could you kill me please ? " You will always find somebody ready to do it. |
| 18 Sep 2004 | Red Jack Malicious | 1>Die naturally (you will die: 10 days after you read this.) 2>Meet Satan (he'll be there, TRUST ME) 3>Ask him how 4>Be reincarnated, bide your time, and follow Lucifer's instructions. 5> If you think that's too time consuming, follow a white rabbit, he'll kill you! ;)...smilies are creepy. |
| 01 Sep 2004 | The best way to kill yourself is go to a Tool concert wearing a Backstreet Boys t-shirt. | |
| 01 Sep 2004 | Derek | Throwing rocks at huge icicles on a tall building... while standing underneath them. |
| 19 Aug 2004 | Mars | L'étouffement par abus de bonbons est une solution ! Pour ma part j'aime bien la méthode douce du surplus de calmants, aucune souffrance ! Les bambins s'endorment le soir de Noël et ne se réveillent jamais ! Le pistolet est assez violent, mais les rejets de chair, bien rouges, peuvent auréoler le sapin de Noël ! La corde est une bonne idée : il suffit de se pendre au dessous du gui, enfin avec d'une certaine façon ! Avec le couteau on peut dessiner sur son corps avant, certains apprécieront ! Mais l'éternel rasoir dans la baignoire, ce n'est pas trop de Noël ! Je dirais que le mieux c'est encore de placer sa tête dans une petite guillotine ! Demandez à un ami complice de mettre votre tête une fois coupée, à la place de la dinde de Noël ! Quelle excellente surprise pour les invités !!! |
| 17 Aug 2004 | The Prophet | Run onto the freeway and play "Reverse Chicken", just like normal "chicken", except you aim to hit the oncoming truck at the last instant... |
| 10 Aug 2004 | Harry Potter | Be like me and try to fly from the top of a building with just a broomstick!! It works!! They do it in movies all the time! |
| 09 Aug 2004 | craven | 2 snorkels, 63 boxes of lime jell-o, and half a dozen rubber duckies... oh, wait, that's my grocery list. nevermind |
| 29 Jul 2004 | that is not important | over dose on apple juice |
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