What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

29 Apr 2005 michaela kick your self in the ass untill it goes purple. then eat a turnip. this actually works.

28 Apr 2005 paula give yourself a neverending chicken scratch - on your wrists

28 Apr 2005 THE SINGING BARABARIAN FROM THE SAVAGE NOOOORTH!!!! DEATH BY CHOCOLATE!!!!!

20 Apr 2005 gaylord focker try and eat 1 milion tins of beans in 1 hour (including the tins)

17 Apr 2005 Midian Overdose de nutella ;o)

08 Apr 2005 man heather well it got to contan pills that look like candy so u can play doctor,a fake squrit "gun" cops and robers,a chan saw to recreate texes chan saw masacure,a bome to play bome squid,a rope to see who can hang the longest

10 Mar 2005 ian The kit should contain four green cynide tablets that one could swollow and then it would indefinatly cause death.

01 Mar 2005 ??? Stare at a picture of Micheal Jackson in your room, all alone, at night, in your bed...and then say his name three (3) times.

28 Feb 2005 marc-andré cross the street while you're running after a ball, then a big truck bump you

27 Feb 2005 eat shit loads of sweeties until ure full and go to hannibal lecters house

26 Feb 2005 kathy make all kinds of pretend food with your play-do, than eat it all

25 Feb 2005 no with pencils

19 Feb 2005 Maya Aston I would go to the Zoo and get myself into the cage with pumas. They will eat me alive.

17 Feb 2005 Sanne fire... play a innocent child that has no idea of the destruction fire can cause... a lighter, some material that sets on fire fast and voila, a perfect suicide

15 Feb 2005 Madrid Stick forks in electrical sockets.

05 Feb 2005 Thierry hara kiri a la saucisse de strazbourg

01 Feb 2005 Shoko Sombrero For suicide I always recommend mushrooms. You can find them all over the world. Plus, they are free! And it's great fun looking for them.
What's more, you might by accident eat some that are not so deadly but instead very psychedelic. Who knows you may not be too interested in suicide after that!
When you hit the really deadly mushies though be sure to eat plenty of them though since otherwise you might not go painless :-( Best is to invest your last pocket money in a good mushroom book with color pictures so you don't make stupid mistakes.
Oh, yes. I should tell you that this kind of suicide is only available in fall, really. Ok ok, yeah it is a disadvantage.

Good luck and let me know if and where you found the acid ones.

Shoko

11 Jan 2005 jedi ummz eat a box of crayons??????????????

07 Jan 2005 princessetoktok avaler un sac de billes lester par des soldats de plombs le tout enfermer dans un préservatif voler à une maman ou une grande soeur quelquonque

31 Dec 2004 stacey Go play on a roof and say" I'm superman"

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
29 Apr 2005	michaela	kick your self in the ass untill it goes purple. then eat a turnip. this actually works.
28 Apr 2005	paula	give yourself a neverending chicken scratch - on your wrists
28 Apr 2005	THE SINGING BARABARIAN FROM THE SAVAGE NOOOORTH!!!!	DEATH BY CHOCOLATE!!!!!
20 Apr 2005	gaylord focker	try and eat 1 milion tins of beans in 1 hour (including the tins)
17 Apr 2005	Midian	Overdose de nutella ;o)
08 Apr 2005	man heather	well it got to contan pills that look like candy so u can play doctor,a fake squrit "gun" cops and robers,a chan saw to recreate texes chan saw masacure,a bome to play bome squid,a rope to see who can hang the longest
10 Mar 2005	ian	The kit should contain four green cynide tablets that one could swollow and then it would indefinatly cause death.
01 Mar 2005	???	Stare at a picture of Micheal Jackson in your room, all alone, at night, in your bed...and then say his name three (3) times.
28 Feb 2005	marc-andré	cross the street while you're running after a ball, then a big truck bump you
27 Feb 2005		eat shit loads of sweeties until ure full and go to hannibal lecters house
26 Feb 2005	kathy	make all kinds of pretend food with your play-do, than eat it all
25 Feb 2005	no	with pencils
19 Feb 2005	Maya Aston	I would go to the Zoo and get myself into the cage with pumas. They will eat me alive.
17 Feb 2005	Sanne	fire... play a innocent child that has no idea of the destruction fire can cause... a lighter, some material that sets on fire fast and voila, a perfect suicide
15 Feb 2005	Madrid	Stick forks in electrical sockets.
05 Feb 2005	Thierry	hara kiri a la saucisse de strazbourg
01 Feb 2005	Shoko Sombrero	For suicide I always recommend mushrooms. You can find them all over the world. Plus, they are free! And it's great fun looking for them. What's more, you might by accident eat some that are not so deadly but instead very psychedelic. Who knows you may not be too interested in suicide after that! When you hit the really deadly mushies though be sure to eat plenty of them though since otherwise you might not go painless :-( Best is to invest your last pocket money in a good mushroom book with color pictures so you don't make stupid mistakes. Oh, yes. I should tell you that this kind of suicide is only available in fall, really. Ok ok, yeah it is a disadvantage. Good luck and let me know if and where you found the acid ones. Shoko
11 Jan 2005	jedi	ummz eat a box of crayons??????????????
07 Jan 2005	princessetoktok	avaler un sac de billes lester par des soldats de plombs le tout enfermer dans un préservatif voler à une maman ou une grande soeur quelquonque
31 Dec 2004	stacey	Go play on a roof and say" I'm superman"