What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

03 Mar 2016 yes you should seek help professionally. like assassination.

01 Mar 2016 Lottie choke on a barbie doll head

01 Mar 2016 rose try to teach your parents about instagram

29 Feb 2016 clara buy 10 packets of pink chewing gum chew it and blow big bubbles then blow a bubble so big when it pops it sticks to your face and suffocates you

24 Feb 2016 wansaic ride the rollercoaster ands jump off it with your best friend or someone you hate the most in the class. thats what i was dreaming of when i was 12....

30 Jan 2016 Luca poison banana

29 Jan 2016 Christie Teehan have christie as a friend and then die of boredom after beating him 69-0 on fifa.

01 Jan 2016 Olia eat a lot of chocolate alone

26 Aug 2015 Calendula Playing in the woods and getting bitted by a snake or a poisonous animal, as you die you lay over the gorgeous aromatic flowers.

16 Apr 2015 $elf Proclaimed Expert Baracade the doors and windows. Now make a huge fire and sing campfire songs.

16 Apr 2015 chef salad-hold the folicles Honestly i dont know the best way to killyourself but i do know how to get a free meal in a fancy resturant. All you do is "find" a hair in the food and then overreact. Cry and in a few seconds go to angry and just theow a fit. Talk loud and be spoiled and throw a fit.

13 Apr 2015 timpohermne a book of discrete math

08 Apr 2015 feed the hungry foundation Wrap yourself in a huge tortilla and go to mexico.

04 Apr 2015 sir jokes a lot Make prank calls and die laughing.

26 Mar 2015 eagle shit Swallow bubblegum. It will form a large mass inside you. Much to large to poop out. Or you could get abducted by aliens. The aliens will probe you. Vigorously.

18 Mar 2015 can you spare some change? Maybe instead of suicide you need a change in life. Simply tell your teacher at school that your mommie and daddy make you take off your clothes and do things. And then start crying. Previous to this take some pictures and put under their bed. Cops find the pictures and you get a new family. If you like your new life keep your new family, if not get a whole new family all over again.

18 Mar 2015 eunsunpark candy..candy...eat candy

08 Mar 2015 stinky hollow OMG my life is ruined. My problem effects every single aspect of my life. The problem is i cant stop farting. People wont talk to me anymore. Not even at work. My wife left me. All i have left is my constant farting. I am going to pull the bed sheets over my head and inhale my farts untill i die.

04 Mar 2015 Peter Guthrie jump from the tallest building in the city, dressing like a "teletube".

12 Feb 2015 agathe with a fork

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
03 Mar 2016	yes	you should seek help professionally. like assassination.
01 Mar 2016	Lottie	choke on a barbie doll head
01 Mar 2016	rose	try to teach your parents about instagram
29 Feb 2016	clara	buy 10 packets of pink chewing gum chew it and blow big bubbles then blow a bubble so big when it pops it sticks to your face and suffocates you
24 Feb 2016	wansaic	ride the rollercoaster ands jump off it with your best friend or someone you hate the most in the class. thats what i was dreaming of when i was 12....
30 Jan 2016	Luca	poison banana
29 Jan 2016	Christie Teehan	have christie as a friend and then die of boredom after beating him 69-0 on fifa.
01 Jan 2016	Olia	eat a lot of chocolate alone
26 Aug 2015	Calendula	Playing in the woods and getting bitted by a snake or a poisonous animal, as you die you lay over the gorgeous aromatic flowers.
16 Apr 2015	$elf Proclaimed Expert	Baracade the doors and windows. Now make a huge fire and sing campfire songs.
16 Apr 2015	chef salad-hold the folicles	Honestly i dont know the best way to killyourself but i do know how to get a free meal in a fancy resturant. All you do is "find" a hair in the food and then overreact. Cry and in a few seconds go to angry and just theow a fit. Talk loud and be spoiled and throw a fit.
13 Apr 2015	timpohermne	a book of discrete math
08 Apr 2015	feed the hungry foundation	Wrap yourself in a huge tortilla and go to mexico.
04 Apr 2015	sir jokes a lot	Make prank calls and die laughing.
26 Mar 2015	eagle shit	Swallow bubblegum. It will form a large mass inside you. Much to large to poop out. Or you could get abducted by aliens. The aliens will probe you. Vigorously.
18 Mar 2015	can you spare some change?	Maybe instead of suicide you need a change in life. Simply tell your teacher at school that your mommie and daddy make you take off your clothes and do things. And then start crying. Previous to this take some pictures and put under their bed. Cops find the pictures and you get a new family. If you like your new life keep your new family, if not get a whole new family all over again.
18 Mar 2015	eunsunpark	candy..candy...eat candy
08 Mar 2015	stinky hollow	OMG my life is ruined. My problem effects every single aspect of my life. The problem is i cant stop farting. People wont talk to me anymore. Not even at work. My wife left me. All i have left is my constant farting. I am going to pull the bed sheets over my head and inhale my farts untill i die.
04 Mar 2015	Peter Guthrie	jump from the tallest building in the city, dressing like a "teletube".
12 Feb 2015	agathe	with a fork