What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

13 Apr 2015 timpohermne a book of discrete math

08 Apr 2015 feed the hungry foundation Wrap yourself in a huge tortilla and go to mexico.

04 Apr 2015 sir jokes a lot Make prank calls and die laughing.

26 Mar 2015 eagle shit Swallow bubblegum. It will form a large mass inside you. Much to large to poop out. Or you could get abducted by aliens. The aliens will probe you. Vigorously.

18 Mar 2015 can you spare some change? Maybe instead of suicide you need a change in life. Simply tell your teacher at school that your mommie and daddy make you take off your clothes and do things. And then start crying. Previous to this take some pictures and put under their bed. Cops find the pictures and you get a new family. If you like your new life keep your new family, if not get a whole new family all over again.

18 Mar 2015 eunsunpark candy..candy...eat candy

08 Mar 2015 stinky hollow OMG my life is ruined. My problem effects every single aspect of my life. The problem is i cant stop farting. People wont talk to me anymore. Not even at work. My wife left me. All i have left is my constant farting. I am going to pull the bed sheets over my head and inhale my farts untill i die.

04 Mar 2015 Peter Guthrie jump from the tallest building in the city, dressing like a "teletube".

12 Feb 2015 agathe with a fork

11 Feb 2015 joseph moph back flip off a building in the middle of no-were after writing goodbye.

08 Feb 2015 horny joe Shave off everysingle hair on your body and then paper cut yourself 1million times. Then the sea gulls with surround you and devour the meat from your bones in seconds.

23 Jan 2015 Jaako Eat random berries

10 Dec 2014 Kato Appearently eating a kinder surprise chocolate egg if that kid is from the U.S.

29 Nov 2014 Nozomu Choking with little toy parts

22 Oct 2014 Antoine sugar overdose

03 Jul 2014 bandsaw Set up your bedroom so when someone walks in party poppers pop and streamers and balloons fall from the celing. A song also needs to begin to play. They find you on your bed lifeless. Then in a few moments a television comes on with a doll on a tricycle that says I want to play a game....

02 Jul 2014 my little pony Snort some bath salts.

30 Jun 2014 Yogi Tape some fish sticks all over you and go find a bear in the forrest. Maybe take a jar of honey and a picnic basket.

30 Jun 2014 McSuicide super size me Go to McDonalds. Go in the playland ball pit and lay at the bottom with all the balls covering you. Be very still and wait until your parents leave. Keep waiting until they close. Now get out and go eat all the free ice cream you want. Then you will be happy.

19 Jun 2014 health inspector Wrap your head with clear plastic food wrap.

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
13 Apr 2015	timpohermne	a book of discrete math
08 Apr 2015	feed the hungry foundation	Wrap yourself in a huge tortilla and go to mexico.
04 Apr 2015	sir jokes a lot	Make prank calls and die laughing.
26 Mar 2015	eagle shit	Swallow bubblegum. It will form a large mass inside you. Much to large to poop out. Or you could get abducted by aliens. The aliens will probe you. Vigorously.
18 Mar 2015	can you spare some change?	Maybe instead of suicide you need a change in life. Simply tell your teacher at school that your mommie and daddy make you take off your clothes and do things. And then start crying. Previous to this take some pictures and put under their bed. Cops find the pictures and you get a new family. If you like your new life keep your new family, if not get a whole new family all over again.
18 Mar 2015	eunsunpark	candy..candy...eat candy
08 Mar 2015	stinky hollow	OMG my life is ruined. My problem effects every single aspect of my life. The problem is i cant stop farting. People wont talk to me anymore. Not even at work. My wife left me. All i have left is my constant farting. I am going to pull the bed sheets over my head and inhale my farts untill i die.
04 Mar 2015	Peter Guthrie	jump from the tallest building in the city, dressing like a "teletube".
12 Feb 2015	agathe	with a fork
11 Feb 2015	joseph moph	back flip off a building in the middle of no-were after writing goodbye.
08 Feb 2015	horny joe	Shave off everysingle hair on your body and then paper cut yourself 1million times. Then the sea gulls with surround you and devour the meat from your bones in seconds.
23 Jan 2015	Jaako	Eat random berries
10 Dec 2014	Kato	Appearently eating a kinder surprise chocolate egg if that kid is from the U.S.
29 Nov 2014	Nozomu	Choking with little toy parts
22 Oct 2014	Antoine	sugar overdose
03 Jul 2014	bandsaw	Set up your bedroom so when someone walks in party poppers pop and streamers and balloons fall from the celing. A song also needs to begin to play. They find you on your bed lifeless. Then in a few moments a television comes on with a doll on a tricycle that says I want to play a game....
02 Jul 2014	my little pony	Snort some bath salts.
30 Jun 2014	Yogi	Tape some fish sticks all over you and go find a bear in the forrest. Maybe take a jar of honey and a picnic basket.
30 Jun 2014	McSuicide super size me	Go to McDonalds. Go in the playland ball pit and lay at the bottom with all the balls covering you. Be very still and wait until your parents leave. Keep waiting until they close. Now get out and go eat all the free ice cream you want. Then you will be happy.
19 Jun 2014	health inspector	Wrap your head with clear plastic food wrap.