| Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form. |
| Date |
Name/email Nom/email |
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans? |
| 04 Apr 2018 | Angelina | Watch a cursed video. That should help :D |
| 01 Apr 2018 | What flavor sir/madame? | Rat poison. They have bananna flavor. Stawberry. Pina colada. Cheese flavor. Wash it down with any ice cold tasty beverage of your choice. Three big bites and you are toast. |
| 30 Mar 2018 | Orange | Overdose on pain killers in school and put your head down and act like you are sleeping. They’ll get a big surprise when they try to wake you! |
| 19 Mar 2018 | Cheshire | Everyone wants to say its a conspiracy but i think there are still unresolved issues that alice harbors due to how the mad hatter forced her to drink tea that was spiked with mescaline and LSD. And then exposed himself to her. Thats why the white rabbit was always running away saying he is late. |
| 18 Mar 2018 | ........ | sniffing glow worm eyes |
| 14 Mar 2018 | MIMY-STEP-BENNY | FARTI UN BAGNO NEL MARE SICILIANO SENZA AVER ASPETTATO 2 ORE DAL PIATTO DI ANELLETTI AL FORNO YOU DIVE IN THE SICILIAN SEA , WITHOUT WAITED 2 HOURS TO HAVE EATEN PLATE OF ANELLETTI AL FORNO |
| 07 Mar 2018 | Pitergio | Drop a radio in a bath full of water |
| 01 Mar 2018 | Philbert Quincey Archabald Adams | Choke yourself with your own hand. |
| 24 Feb 2018 | Mortimer Jones | Hello to everyone. Yes, yes even all you over achievers and over eaters. I do say, hello. My name is Mortimer Jones. I am about to embark on a journey of sorts. I have made a space suit with huge rocket boosters in my garage/la-boratory. Yes my dear friends, i am going to launch to the moon. All my friends tell me its a suicide mission. I told them there will be space cam footage when i get back. I have been training by wearing astronaut approved diapers and doing pushups and situps. I also jog 3 miles a day. But, I think my mates may be right. But I still must launch. I have made all preperations possible. It is worth it to me if i do not make it back. If i do not this is farwell. Launch is scheduled at 2-25-2018 at 4:30pm. Eye in the sky. Morti out. |
| 23 Feb 2018 | Dr. Hackelberry | The best way is just pay me to kill you. The price is all your money and possesions. You just close your eyes and imagine yourself on a beach and i chop off your head with a machete. |
| 16 Feb 2018 | Electra | just visit your nearest dealer |
| 14 Feb 2018 | bribri la chaussette | shut down your facebook account and you should then disappear |
| 11 Feb 2018 | FRAN | CHOCOLATE OVERDOSE |
| 03 Feb 2018 | Ear drum blasting. | Shove a crayon in your ear so deep it gets you in the brain. Instant death. |
| 01 Feb 2018 | Spencer | Check to see if your parents forgot to put cleaning products on the high shelves. Then find your parents and tell them to be more responsible. |
| 31 Jan 2018 | Double dose | Anyone who comes on the internet crying about my life sucks and i just want to kill myself could really be helped by a twice a day dose of deez nuts. No im just kidding but for real deez nuts. |
| 22 Jan 2018 | Chris | Watch memes until you get a headache and continue until you are dead |
| 21 Jan 2018 | Die laughing. | Go on ebay and search for farts in a jar. Seriously, ebay has everything. |
| 17 Jan 2018 | follow me on instagram @6one66 | the best way to kill yourself if you under 13 is to play minecraft way to much as to the point you think you are in the game and you get up getting yourself killed . OOF RawR XD |
| 12 Jan 2018 | Heroin addiction simulator | The best way is with your dolls and stuffed animals. They will never tell anyone. |
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