What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

11 Apr 2000 kronic fu**ing slit your throut with a rambo knife bitch

11 Apr 2000 bran fall in love with selfish, manipulative bitch, die of broken heart. Alas... (sigh)... shikata ga nai

09 Apr 2000 DJ Anorexic shoving a sharpened #2 pencil up your nose

08 Apr 2000 Lisa Holden By putting a binliner over your head and tying a firm knot so that you can't breath. Alternatively, just go to your mother's kitchen cupboard, steal the bottle of bleach and drink the contents. Painful but effective (and cheap).

08 Apr 2000 Calvin drown your self in your JR. High bathroom toilet after carving F>T>W> into your chest with a rusty screwdriver. (f.t.w.= Fuck the world)

08 Apr 2000 OrGaN_gRiNdEr_EnVy666 Impail yourself in the guts with a meathook and attach it to the roof of a tall building and jump off.

07 Apr 2000 abaddon and bobby 1. choke on your legos.
2. stab yourself with pick-up-stix.
3. suffocate yourself with mom's plastic grocery bags and a shoelace.
4. gouge out your eyes with barbie's legs.
5. hang yourself with a jumprope.
6. poison the food you make in your TastyBake oven(R).
7. sample various household cleaners and detergents.
8. play hide and seek in the freezer or in the trunk of your parents' car.
9. overdose on children's tylenol.
10. jump headfirst off the swings.
11. get your friends to catapult you off a seesaw into a brick wall.
12. rollerblade off a cliff.
13. play in traffic.
14. aplly a b.b. gun to your temple and pull.
15. drop anything electric into the bathtub with you, power turned on.
16. play with matches and any flammable liquid.
17. sit on the top of a tree flying a kite in the middle of a thunderstorm.
18. drown youself in a kiddie pool.
19. watch television. watch it some more. watch really bad shows, repeatedly. do nothing but this. eventually your mind will rot and you will die. if you're lucky enough to survive, you will wish you hadn't.
20. masturbate violently with a crowbar while sitting on a cheese grater.

If none of these are effective, don't give up- try, try again. At the very least, these will make you so uncomfortable you will be inspired enough to think up ways on your own to put yourself out of your misery.

07 Apr 2000 Simon The best way to kill yourself at any age is to do nothing. To not dream. To not do anything. Just sit and rot.
Or perhaps get yourself in front of a webcam announce a time that you are to be done with life and kill yourself in front of all your fans with a very sharp knife, making it as dramatic as possible and utter no words of explanation.

07 Apr 2000 milo Just take your daddys gun and shoot yourself fast to get it over with.

07 Apr 2000 andrius just kill killl killllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EM ALLLLLLLLL

it is not time to play
its time to kill
kill yourself

06 Apr 2000 Alison I honestly believe with your level of creativity you do not need help. Close your eyes and let your mind wander into death. Or, alternatively, watch a lot of movies.

06 Apr 2000 Quixotic Climb up a tree over lots of traffic and pick the nicest car you can see and jump on it...

06 Apr 2000 Godpoet Speak Death and it happens. Be God and come back.
What better for Christmas present past-and-future?

06 Apr 2000 Zero Hang yourself on the stage of an N*SYNC concert!

06 Apr 2000 Nick E. Ripley The best way to kill yourself when you are under thirteen is to live your life.

06 Apr 2000 bob gary eat your grandma's pill's till you drop and abuse your self so it looks like murder

05 Apr 2000 Contessa Croyez en Dieu

05 Apr 2000 Contessa Have sex..... with me.

05 Apr 2000 laura put a drycleaners bag over your head

05 Apr 2000 Katherine Well, you should kill yourself at school in a private place. Then, someone will find that poor child lying dead on the floor. Do it with an exacto knife and slit your wrists...or use scissors...something inconspicuous so that no one give it a second thought. Or you could swallow too many pills. They are small and easy to hide. Or, if you would rather do something creative among nature, you could fill your pockets with stones and walk into a lake or pond, and just disappear...

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
11 Apr 2000	kronic	fuing slit your throut with a rambo knife bitch**
11 Apr 2000	bran	fall in love with selfish, manipulative bitch, die of broken heart. Alas... (sigh)... shikata ga nai
09 Apr 2000	DJ Anorexic	shoving a sharpened #2 pencil up your nose
08 Apr 2000	Lisa Holden	By putting a binliner over your head and tying a firm knot so that you can't breath. Alternatively, just go to your mother's kitchen cupboard, steal the bottle of bleach and drink the contents. Painful but effective (and cheap).
08 Apr 2000	Calvin	drown your self in your JR. High bathroom toilet after carving F>T>W> into your chest with a rusty screwdriver. (f.t.w.= Fuck the world)
08 Apr 2000	OrGaN_gRiNdEr_EnVy666	Impail yourself in the guts with a meathook and attach it to the roof of a tall building and jump off.
07 Apr 2000	abaddon and bobby	1. choke on your legos. 2. stab yourself with pick-up-stix. 3. suffocate yourself with mom's plastic grocery bags and a shoelace. 4. gouge out your eyes with barbie's legs. 5. hang yourself with a jumprope. 6. poison the food you make in your TastyBake oven(R). 7. sample various household cleaners and detergents. 8. play hide and seek in the freezer or in the trunk of your parents' car. 9. overdose on children's tylenol. 10. jump headfirst off the swings. 11. get your friends to catapult you off a seesaw into a brick wall. 12. rollerblade off a cliff. 13. play in traffic. 14. aplly a b.b. gun to your temple and pull. 15. drop anything electric into the bathtub with you, power turned on. 16. play with matches and any flammable liquid. 17. sit on the top of a tree flying a kite in the middle of a thunderstorm. 18. drown youself in a kiddie pool. 19. watch television. watch it some more. watch really bad shows, repeatedly. do nothing but this. eventually your mind will rot and you will die. if you're lucky enough to survive, you will wish you hadn't. 20. masturbate violently with a crowbar while sitting on a cheese grater. If none of these are effective, don't give up- try, try again. At the very least, these will make you so uncomfortable you will be inspired enough to think up ways on your own to put yourself out of your misery.
07 Apr 2000	Simon	The best way to kill yourself at any age is to do nothing. To not dream. To not do anything. Just sit and rot. Or perhaps get yourself in front of a webcam announce a time that you are to be done with life and kill yourself in front of all your fans with a very sharp knife, making it as dramatic as possible and utter no words of explanation.
07 Apr 2000	milo	Just take your daddys gun and shoot yourself fast to get it over with.
07 Apr 2000	andrius	just kill killl killllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EM ALLLLLLLLL it is not time to play its time to kill kill yourself
06 Apr 2000	Alison	I honestly believe with your level of creativity you do not need help. Close your eyes and let your mind wander into death. Or, alternatively, watch a lot of movies.
06 Apr 2000	Quixotic	Climb up a tree over lots of traffic and pick the nicest car you can see and jump on it...
06 Apr 2000	Godpoet	Speak Death and it happens. Be God and come back. What better for Christmas present past-and-future?
06 Apr 2000	Zero	*Hang yourself on the stage of an NSYNC concert!**
06 Apr 2000	Nick E. Ripley	The best way to kill yourself when you are under thirteen is to live your life.
06 Apr 2000	bob gary	eat your grandma's pill's till you drop and abuse your self so it looks like murder
05 Apr 2000	Contessa	Croyez en Dieu
05 Apr 2000	Contessa	Have sex..... with me.
05 Apr 2000	laura	put a drycleaners bag over your head
05 Apr 2000	Katherine	Well, you should kill yourself at school in a private place. Then, someone will find that poor child lying dead on the floor. Do it with an exacto knife and slit your wrists...or use scissors...something inconspicuous so that no one give it a second thought. Or you could swallow too many pills. They are small and easy to hide. Or, if you would rather do something creative among nature, you could fill your pockets with stones and walk into a lake or pond, and just disappear...