Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form.

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
13 Feb 2000 mystic To drown. It preserves the innocence
13 Feb 2000 Dan Ebben Accidental ingestion of anti-freeze
Accidental ingestion of Pesticide
Accidental ingestion of Hydrogen peroxide
Accidentally getting caught under daddy's car (for fun car jacks could be put on it so it looks to mommy like daddy ran you over when he was on his way home from bowling)
Swallowing a whole salmon
13 Feb 2000 Christine If you want to make a mess, force yourself to vomit over and over until you finally get the bile left in your stomach that burns your throat. Then keep on barfing. You will probably die.
10 Feb 2000 A Fan Get a ticket to the next Republican Convention.
09 Feb 2000 MyEvilTwin Tell your parents you're a queer robot with AIDS
09 Feb 2000 Whispanic Go to one of MS teen chat rooms and just keep typing till you die!
09 Feb 2000 clown™ €-DANCE WITH A TRAIN-€
08 Feb 2000 alea stop eating till your body digests your muscles and you are too weak to even move and you will slowly die!
I'm sure most anyone can do that, especially when you're under 13
Die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die
08 Feb 2000 mike Put a few drops of gasoline in a glass bottle. Cap it and shake it up. Open it and let it sit for a while until it's dry. Add a some potassium permagrinate (sold at pet stores as part of a snake bite kit). Cap it, shake it, and break it over your head. Splat!
07 Feb 2000 amir man dahaneto gaeedam ! :)
06 Feb 2000 Marilyn Manson Self-crucifixion.
06 Feb 2000 Coll Slide down the local park slide head first directly into a large sharpened stick. The all natural, simple and fun way to go.
05 Feb 2000 Nathan Wells Cover yourself in peanut butter, then jump into a pool of piranahs.
04 Feb 2000 David Well do you want it painless or spectacular?
Painless-Take a long rubber tube, connect one end to the exhaust and thread the other end into one of the car windows. Get in the car and close all the windows.
Spectacular-Climb to the top of the tallest building in town. Drench yourself in gasoline. Just before a bus or large truck comes light yourself on fire and throw yourself off. Timing it so that you will be runover the second you hit the ground. If this does not kill you then you are not meant to die.
One of the problems with finding someone experience with suicide is all the competent ones are dead.
04 Feb 2000 Alex piss on electric wire
02 Feb 2000 lester Placing head in between two large speakers blasting killdozer VS at 180 db until ears bleed and you die from blood loss
01 Feb 2000 yowzer Put youself on the web and call yourself an artist !
I like the new format. I promised not to kill your cat again ...
So your still 13, how nice !
I wish my son's girlfriend was here she is french canadian ... and so life goes on ...
30 Jan 2000 matisse Well....take 18 No Doz pills and then spin in circles for two hours (if you can), then roll down the stairs in your house! You might survive (but i doubt it)....
29 Jan 2000 ben Hang yourself accidently in shower while practicing asphixiation-masturbation.
You come a lot harder!
29 Jan 2000 sic Hang your self upside down by your feet, hook up a liquid type pump to many bootles of bleach and have it plugged in. Your first reaction will be to close your eyes as it sprays on to your face but after time of the burning and pain of it seeping into your eyes and your nose you will have to open your mouth to breath wherein you will digest the bleach therefore poisining yourself...

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