What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

05 Apr 2000 Katherine Well, you should kill yourself at school in a private place. Then, someone will find that poor child lying dead on the floor. Do it with an exacto knife and slit your wrists...or use scissors...something inconspicuous so that no one give it a second thought. Or you could swallow too many pills. They are small and easy to hide. Or, if you would rather do something creative among nature, you could fill your pockets with stones and walk into a lake or pond, and just disappear...

05 Apr 2000 T I think the best way to kill yourself would be to take my aunt's advice: go play in traffic.

05 Apr 2000 Lord Hugh Ready? OK. Now, get a knife, hang it from a string. Do some lessons until you are very handy with a crossbow. Steal one of the crossbows from the teacher, and bring it home. During the time you learn to use the crossbow, gradually hang more and more knives up on strings in your room. Then try to shoot the knives down one by one from directly underneath them. AND, if at the end of that, you're still not dead, stick yourself in as many places as possible with arrows (be creative) and finally shoot yourself right between the eyes with one which has a stuff toy impaled on it (preferably the stipry penis, if handy, but anything should do). Tell me if it works.

05 Apr 2000 John Surrender yourself to devil worship, and hope the dark lord will accept your body in a violent way.

05 Apr 2000 Dan By putting you art and soul into the sterile computer network that is the internet. After your art has all gone, do you still live?

05 Apr 2000 Chris Take lots of ibuprofen. About 30 tablets of 200mg each. The ibuprofen will not kill you, but it will give you the whole excitement of being taken to hospital.. getting fed liquid charcoal (which tastes nice) and generally getting the whole near-death experience with none of the pain.

05 Apr 2000 jason running w/ scissors

05 Apr 2000 dwyer well, the easiest way to kill yourself when you're 13 is wait until you live to about 75-85, when time machines are invented (guessing they may be), then, buy a trip, travel back to when you were 13, and if by then you've lived an entire lifetime thinking about how worthless your life was and will be, then it should be no problem to stab yourself in the back. And if you've lived a life with even one happy moment over the age of 13, then death will come peacefully in the night.

05 Apr 2000 kirk Run in front of a bus, truck, or automobile. Time it so they have little chance to stop before they crush your little body to blood and gore, with incredible pain shooting your tiny eyes out of your skull as the blood pressure of supporting a MACK TRUCK with your LIVER sprays blood out every orifice, as EVERY BLOOD VESSEL ruptures from a blood pressure exceeding 1000psi momentarily. Think it feels good? Ever hear of someone wanting to do it again?

05 Apr 2000 chai420 Steal a pack of cigarrettes and boil the whole pack in water until there is only one drop left. Then, put this drop in a drink and the nicotine will give you a heart attack. Hope this helps out. No one will ever suspect this considering nicotine is not something that is abnormal considering all the people that smoke(i.e. second hand smoke)

04 Apr 2000 Igor Run in the hands of bambi molester.

03 Apr 2000 tammuz_lo carbon monoxide. painless. you just gotta remember to get a *good* nights sleep when you leave that cheap gas heater on in your horrible little room in the motion between childhood and adulthood.
if you wake up and you are not dead, you are almost definitely severely brain damaged and have to be dressed and fed for the rest of your life until you die.
the moral: be prepared. run around or play ball or something before you kill yourself.

03 Apr 2000 steve be too good.

02 Apr 2000 alex licking a light socket

02 Apr 2000 doug sims choke yourself by eating about 3-4 boxes of twinkies

01 Apr 2000 Mr. Noodlez Go upstairs into your dads bedroom and get his stash of heroin, then of course you blend it up in your nestle Quik an chug that shit down as fast as you can. Imagine the pain and suffering you would leave in the world behind you. After all, that's the whole purpose right?

31 Mar 2000 Kuang Grade OK, so
1.Get food and drink for approx. a week, a cd player, big can of black paint, plenty CDs from Nirvana, Sisters of Mercy, Skinny Puppy and any other bands of that kind you can imagine and a HUGE knife.
2.Close yourself in a small room with heavy metal door and no windows.
3.Paint the walls pure black.
4.Turn off the light (if there's any).
5.Lie on the ground and insert randomly selected CD.
6.If you're not already dead, repeat number 5.

It'll be difficult to supply this in a box, but I think that your imagination will come with a more-portable variation:)

31 Mar 2000 sean The best way to kill yourself and the most funest would be to get a long needle (doctors type) stick it into your temple and jab really hard. From there a quick suck and your brains come out. Walla!!! Come here crows?!?!?!

30 Mar 2000 Krystal The best way to kill your self is to either cut your own wrist or take your parents pills and overdose.. Or you can hang yourself.. or just ask someone else to do it for you..! Belive me I have tryed them all.. But someone was always there to help me..out of it

28 Mar 2000 Dionysus Straynger Go to the top of a tall building, cover your-self in gasoline (or any other flammable liquid), light your-self on fire, and jump off. When you hit bottom you will burst into little flaming pieces.

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
05 Apr 2000	Katherine	Well, you should kill yourself at school in a private place. Then, someone will find that poor child lying dead on the floor. Do it with an exacto knife and slit your wrists...or use scissors...something inconspicuous so that no one give it a second thought. Or you could swallow too many pills. They are small and easy to hide. Or, if you would rather do something creative among nature, you could fill your pockets with stones and walk into a lake or pond, and just disappear...
05 Apr 2000	T	I think the best way to kill yourself would be to take my aunt's advice: go play in traffic.
05 Apr 2000	Lord Hugh	Ready? OK. Now, get a knife, hang it from a string. Do some lessons until you are very handy with a crossbow. Steal one of the crossbows from the teacher, and bring it home. During the time you learn to use the crossbow, gradually hang more and more knives up on strings in your room. Then try to shoot the knives down one by one from directly underneath them. AND, if at the end of that, you're still not dead, stick yourself in as many places as possible with arrows (be creative) and finally shoot yourself right between the eyes with one which has a stuff toy impaled on it (preferably the stipry penis, if handy, but anything should do). Tell me if it works.
05 Apr 2000	John	Surrender yourself to devil worship, and hope the dark lord will accept your body in a violent way.
05 Apr 2000	Dan	By putting you art and soul into the sterile computer network that is the internet. After your art has all gone, do you still live?
05 Apr 2000	Chris	Take lots of ibuprofen. About 30 tablets of 200mg each. The ibuprofen will not kill you, but it will give you the whole excitement of being taken to hospital.. getting fed liquid charcoal (which tastes nice) and generally getting the whole near-death experience with none of the pain.
05 Apr 2000	jason	running w/ scissors
05 Apr 2000	dwyer	well, the easiest way to kill yourself when you're 13 is wait until you live to about 75-85, when time machines are invented (guessing they may be), then, buy a trip, travel back to when you were 13, and if by then you've lived an entire lifetime thinking about how worthless your life was and will be, then it should be no problem to stab yourself in the back. And if you've lived a life with even one happy moment over the age of 13, then death will come peacefully in the night.
05 Apr 2000	kirk	Run in front of a bus, truck, or automobile. Time it so they have little chance to stop before they crush your little body to blood and gore, with incredible pain shooting your tiny eyes out of your skull as the blood pressure of supporting a MACK TRUCK with your LIVER sprays blood out every orifice, as EVERY BLOOD VESSEL ruptures from a blood pressure exceeding 1000psi momentarily. Think it feels good? Ever hear of someone wanting to do it again?
05 Apr 2000	chai420	Steal a pack of cigarrettes and boil the whole pack in water until there is only one drop left. Then, put this drop in a drink and the nicotine will give you a heart attack. Hope this helps out. No one will ever suspect this considering nicotine is not something that is abnormal considering all the people that smoke(i.e. second hand smoke)
04 Apr 2000	Igor	Run in the hands of bambi molester.
03 Apr 2000	tammuz_lo	carbon monoxide. painless. you just gotta remember to get a good nights sleep when you leave that cheap gas heater on in your horrible little room in the motion between childhood and adulthood. if you wake up and you are not dead, you are almost definitely severely brain damaged and have to be dressed and fed for the rest of your life until you die. the moral: be prepared. run around or play ball or something before you kill yourself.
03 Apr 2000	steve	be too good.
02 Apr 2000	alex	licking a light socket
02 Apr 2000	doug sims	choke yourself by eating about 3-4 boxes of twinkies
01 Apr 2000	Mr. Noodlez	Go upstairs into your dads bedroom and get his stash of heroin, then of course you blend it up in your nestle Quik an chug that shit down as fast as you can. Imagine the pain and suffering you would leave in the world behind you. After all, that's the whole purpose right?
31 Mar 2000	Kuang Grade	OK, so 1.Get food and drink for approx. a week, a cd player, big can of black paint, plenty CDs from Nirvana, Sisters of Mercy, Skinny Puppy and any other bands of that kind you can imagine and a HUGE knife. 2.Close yourself in a small room with heavy metal door and no windows. 3.Paint the walls pure black. 4.Turn off the light (if there's any). 5.Lie on the ground and insert randomly selected CD. 6.If you're not already dead, repeat number 5. It'll be difficult to supply this in a box, but I think that your imagination will come with a more-portable variation:)
31 Mar 2000	sean	The best way to kill yourself and the most funest would be to get a long needle (doctors type) stick it into your temple and jab really hard. From there a quick suck and your brains come out. Walla!!! Come here crows?!?!?!
30 Mar 2000	Krystal	The best way to kill your self is to either cut your own wrist or take your parents pills and overdose.. Or you can hang yourself.. or just ask someone else to do it for you..! Belive me I have tryed them all.. But someone was always there to help me..out of it
28 Mar 2000	Dionysus Straynger	Go to the top of a tall building, cover your-self in gasoline (or any other flammable liquid), light your-self on fire, and jump off. When you hit bottom you will burst into little flaming pieces.