Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
26 May 2000	Dusty	Since you are underage I'm afraid you'll have to acomplish your task without proper adult supervision. I do think you're up to the challenge though. First unplug a table lamp from your living room or den. Since you are using a computer I will assume you are not living in squalor. Next use a pair of wire cutters to clip the cord at the base. I wonder if you had the forethought to unplug the lamp first? Next pull apart the leads from the non-plug end of the cord and strip about 6 inches of the protective plastic off these leads. Place one bare lead into the anus of your favorite pokemon figure; if it does not have one, an awl punch can make a nice one pretty rapidly. Lube up the doll with your favorite conductive lubricant such as your dad's KY. Now stick this up your ass and place the other lead firmly between your teeth. Now plug the "lamp" in. Congratulations, you have successfully demonstrated your devotion to pokemon. P.S. Advanced pokemon trainers may wish to give themselves a brine enema concurrently for added effect. P.P.S. If not lethal, break the plug apart and shove into the diagonal plugs of the V220 outlet near your washing machine and/or dryer.
25 May 2000	Tragedy	razor blades and day dreams
25 May 2000	Kurashii-sama	Get your very best friend to get a gun, then shoot you in the face. Only a real friend would do it.
25 May 2000	chi clan	walk up to your parents with a kitchen knife and slice you moms throat and stab your dads dick then plunge the knife into your own jugular.(homicidal suicide)
25 May 2000	Gus	The best way is the resurrection, when you think that you are live but you have some questions about that... you're death... when you'r under 13...
25 May 2000	Benjamin	When listening to Pearl Jam
24 May 2000	chokethechickenboy	Get drunk with Dennis Stradley and Fuck his mom
24 May 2000	chokethechickenboy	Get drunk with Clay Jonak
24 May 2000	Mahmud Mahmud	using a knife to sharpen the hands of your GI Joes, then stab yourself in the throat, and wait for the afterlife
24 May 2000	Ben2000	I don't suggest anyone should ever kill themselves. Life is to sweet. If it isn't..always make the best of it. Life will appear different everyday of your life. But if you don't care try this: Tape two copper wires to each of your Labium minora. Then stick them in the electric socket. :)
24 May 2000	adam weishaupt	like i said, a flaming moped. of course you have to be in the middle of you paper route and have a convieniant cliff on said route....
24 May 2000	adam weishaupt	flying off a cliff on a moped that is on fire and destined to blow up half way down.
24 May 2000	SatnzAngel	I knew a girl who slit her wrists, her mistakes were this, she A) Didn't slit along the vein, she cut across it, and B) she didn't sit in a tub of warm water. So my suggestion to you is that if you really want to end it get in the bathtub and run it full of warm water, select a sharp knife(the more slashes you have to make to sever the vein the more pain) and slit along the vein. For along of you idiots that dont know which way a vein runs cut from elbow towards wrist. The reason for the warm water is so that when you would begin to get cold from loss of blood the water keeps up your temp so you are more comfortable. Frequently if a big time criminal would be caught his friends on the outside would arrange for him to get a knife and have a hot bath so he could kill himself, therefore protecting the rest of the people that were involved but didn't get caught. So there is your way to kill yourself and a history lesson to go with it. I will tell you that taking a shitload of pills is not a good idea because if you survive you will be on a dialysis machine for the rest of your life due to the extensive liver and kidney damage. Feel free to email me with any questions about what I have said.
23 May 2000	GOMEK	razor blades....remember to follow down the vein...not across the wrist
23 May 2000	dee	Keep breathing
23 May 2000	claire	un petit verre de soude caustique
22 May 2000	scott	have your dad shoot you?
22 May 2000	shaun	The best way to kill yourself when you're under 13 is to tie a rope to your penis and jump from a tree.
22 May 2000	Jenny	Stick a fire poker through your heart!!
20 May 2000	render	you must go to a mechanical gate por automoviles and introduce your head between the irons and voilà! you´re dead

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