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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?
Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
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| 24 Aug 2000 |
hell |
sapere di non essere mai nati e accorgersi che cio' che hai intorno non è reale solo perchè tu sei morta. hell |
| 23 Aug 2000 |
Emma Kidd |
wander into the woods like some demented cat & get eaten by some passing tasmanian tiger |
| 21 Aug 2000 |
cami |
Don't commit suicide, rather think of how much u really have to live for. And stay focus no matter what happened cause u are special and that is all that really matters. |
| 19 Aug 2000 |
roberto ferdani |
you sit in the bath full of water and drag a radio well plugged in. |
| 19 Aug 2000 |
Kathleen |
for the females out there, i think you should screw it! just have mad sex, then once you're satisfied, have a lover handcuff you to a bed and blindfold you. after that has been acomplished, cover them in honey and chocolate syrup. then, have them let loose ants and or killer bees. then see how that goes........ |
| 17 Aug 2000 |
Angry Monkey Salad |
eating too much squeezy cheese |
| 17 Aug 2000 |
F Biss |
Snip the power cord off of an appliance (toaster, hair dryer, mommy's massager) and attach the exposed wires to your dental retainer. Plug the other end in. |
| 16 Aug 2000 |
Fernando |
The box may contain rat pesticide, ropes of different colours and thickness, chemical kit with powder, C4, gasoline, metal tubes for high power homemade tube bombs; knives: the classic Rambo III, the Ginzu for fishes (extra sharp blade), butcher's knife. Litterature, of course: books that kill, or that may want you to kill yourself at an early age: William Corrington's entire catalog. The Holy Holy oh so Jolly Bible.
Music: tapes for suicide children : Earth Wind and Fire Greatest Hits. A tape with an endless loop of Berlin's Take My Breath Away, N'SYNC (this should do pretty well), Britney Spears. |
| 15 Aug 2000 |
laughingman |
when you are under thirteen the best way to kill yourself is to drink a tall glass of antifreeze. that will kill you painfully but it tastes really good! i don't suggest adding drano as that would increase the pain by ten-fold. |
| 15 Aug 2000 |
Rob |
smoke catnip laced with arsenic |
| 14 Aug 2000 |
andy |
try not to breathe.... for about 10 mins... if u can...is that u r allready dead.... good luck! |
| 13 Aug 2000 |
Ron Simmons |
The best way for a young person to commit suicide is to grow up. |
| 12 Aug 2000 |
Sherazade |
la meileure facon c 'est d'avaler son ordinateur sans le debrancher (sinon ca sert a rien..) |
| 12 Aug 2000 |
Nick |
Stand on your head till all the blood rushes to your brain and then walk out into the busy street traffic |
| 11 Aug 2000 |
Scorpion |
Position a knife so that the blade points towards the sky. Then climb onto your bed or desk or chair and jump off the bed or desk or chair onto the knife. If necessary get a friend to hold it for you but since most of us do not have friends that would do this for us using duct tape to attach the knife to an object that will hold the knife in the correct upright position you'll be just fine, at least until you die. |
| 11 Aug 2000 |
Arno Schipper |
Invite Hannibal Lector for a nice candlelight diner at your place. |
| 11 Aug 2000 |
here again:Arno Schipper |
Well, the best way to kill yourself when youre under 13 its simple..... Start taking acting lessons and become the newest star in snuff movies. |
| 10 Aug 2000 |
flanB |
lsd overdose, may be. jumping off a cliff in someones car yould also be a very good way for some one under 13 to commit suicide. |
| 09 Aug 2000 |
AL |
Go run into traffic and scream it gives you a real rush. |
| 09 Aug 2000 |
Angel |
Go to the nearest Meeat Market, ask the owner for a bucket of cow blood, once you have that go into the woods and take all of your clothes off and dump the bucket of blood all over your body and sit there until the wolves come to rip your flesh until you die. |