Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
31 May 2000	PIGGIE	tHE BEST WAY TO KILL YOURSELF WHEN YOU'RE THIRTEEN WOULD BE TO GO TO THE HIGHEST LOCATION POSSIBLE, AND JUMP WITH NO PARACHUTE.. THAT WAY.. U HAVE FUN, AND YOU GET TO EXPERIENCE A ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY!
30 May 2000	Joe McIntosh	Look around the house for some of your parents' prescription drugs. Read whatever the advised dosage for an adult is and take triple that amount. Now there should probably be a small amount of time before you begin to pass out. In that time get as far away from any and all signs of civilization as quickly as possible. When you wake up you should be groggy from the drugs and not know where you are. Your family notices you (and their drugs) missing and automatically assumes the worst. So, while you wait to be found, you're dead as far as anyone is concerned. This is what it will be like when you die: not knowing where you are, not knowing if someone will find you, wondering what your friends and family are doing without you, wondering if you'll ever be able to go back.
30 May 2000	RiceBoy	you can ram a barbie doll into your mouth, while it might hurt and you may react by removing it, you can push far enough so that the hair will choke you.
30 May 2000	Tenshi	Numb your wrists and slice them or you can slice them under hot water. Remember to cut along the vein, not across it. Or maybe you can do a drug overdose with some of you parents' drugs. Painless and at least you're high before you die.
30 May 2000	NME	Get a belt and put it on like u normaly would but not around ur waist but around ur neck. Then tie the other side to ur dad's car, lie underneath it. When he goes to work he'll have a nice surprise waitn for him when he gets out of the car
29 May 2000	roboticduckmanperson	slit your wrists and drink the blood
29 May 2000	tapeworm	cover yourself in gasoline, kerosine, and anything else that says "flammable" and light...easy
29 May 2000	tapeworm	find your mom's prescriptions, take all of them, find your dad's liquor, drink all of it, get on your roof, jump off, and wait...
29 May 2000	The Jake	Go into your parents bathroom, open the medicine cabinet, and take a bottle out (preferably one marked VALIUM, PROZAK, or XANAX) and take all the pills that are remaining in the bottle. Then, find someplace comfortable to lay down, and rest awhile.
29 May 2000	Hydro(BEN)zine.	3 simple steps to an Explosive Suicide :) Materials: 1. Hydrogen 2. Balloon 3. Match or Lighter Procedures: 1. Fill balloon with Hydrogen. 2. Breathe in Hydrogen from the balloon into your lungs through your mouth. 3. Breathe out & hold the flame from the lighter/match near your mouth. Results: While you breathe in the hydrogen your lungs expand and you start to sufficate. When you hold the flame near your mouth your organs explode outwards. How do you make hydrogen? Go to my site: http://randomworks.tripod.com * I do not take any responsibility for any injuries or damages related to the usage of this information.
28 May 2000	johnny	just forgetting about the whole damn thing
28 May 2000	Paula	Eat some crayons... drink some bubbles.. have fun with some of your toys!!!
27 May 2000	demonia	look at u in the mirror.........
27 May 2000	Justin statler	u could lay down spikes and jump on to them from 4th floor
27 May 2000	Evil Naomi	Be boring, normal, average, mainstream, what you are expected to be/do. You won't be dead, but you might as well be
26 May 2000	mr sinman	playing jesus with a nailgun and 2-4's with a rosebush and icepick
26 May 2000	Michal	put your face inside the toilet bowl, and keep it under water until you can't hold your breath anymore and then you inhale the water from the toilet into your lungs then and you drown
26 May 2000	Dusty	Since you are underage I'm afraid you'll have to acomplish your task without proper adult supervision. I do think you're up to the challenge though. First unplug a table lamp from your living room or den. Since you are using a computer I will assume you are not living in squalor. Next use a pair of wire cutters to clip the cord at the base. I wonder if you had the forethought to unplug the lamp first? Next pull apart the leads from the non-plug end of the cord and strip about 6 inches of the protective plastic off these leads. Place one bare lead into the anus of your favorite pokemon figure; if it does not have one, an awl punch can make a nice one pretty rapidly. Lube up the doll with your favorite conductive lubricant such as your dad's KY. Now stick this up your ass and place the other lead firmly between your teeth. Now plug the "lamp" in. Congratulations, you have successfully demonstrated your devotion to pokemon. P.S. Advanced pokemon trainers may wish to give themselves a brine enema concurrently for added effect. P.P.S. If not lethal, break the plug apart and shove into the diagonal plugs of the V220 outlet near your washing machine and/or dryer.
25 May 2000	Tragedy	razor blades and day dreams
25 May 2000	Kurashii-sama	Get your very best friend to get a gun, then shoot you in the face. Only a real friend would do it.

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