What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

23 Jun 2000 Muadib Stand on the escalator at the mall and let it suck you in. Hopefully it will mangle you and let you bleed to death. Of course now that it has finally happend every mother would tell her story to other children. You would be legend.

23 Jun 2000 Horny 'lil bastard Uh, okay. Get a knife from the kitchen and, while daddy is napping, plunge it into his neck. Be sure to wear gloves and other protective things(heavy raincoat, goggles, mask, ect). Next, while your mommy is making dinner, stab her, into the backof her neck. Bury the knife. Now clean the blood up off of your mommy, and undress her. Now all you have to do is screw her. I've found that the most effective way is to put your penis in her mouth and twirl in a circle, then into the vagina, but that is only my opinion. Now get another knife. While you are srewing her, stab yourself. That way, you can at least have sex before you commit suicide. Happy suiciding!

22 Jun 2000 jessamyn Practice trying to fly over and over from ever increasing heights. You can use a cape or sheet or what ever makes you feel better. I like the idea of a personalized battle cry before you jump, um I mean, fly.

22 Jun 2000 jessamyn Well, under 13 puts a damper on it because it needs to be things they can get their little hands on. Think simple.

21 Jun 2000 Ashley Stab yourself, or take too many headache pills

21 Jun 2000 joe smoking crack with a dead horse then slitting ur wrists and shooting ur self in the head with a shot gun

21 Jun 2000 Eithan Sure I will help you but not in that way. I Eithan I live in California. Killing yourself is not the way what will it prove other than the fact that you are a weak person. Please don't kill yourself!

20 Jun 2000 sidney ¸j'imagine que la moins souffrante serait la tête au fond de sac de couchage et hop dans la piscine,aucune chance s'en tirer.Pcq se couper les veines et se prendre ça provoque des gros étourdissements et faiblesses et tu souffre pas mal longtemps.

20 Jun 2000 potmos You should steal some money frome someones (your parents, teacher etc.)then buy a shitload of LSD pour it all into your bathtub fill the rest up with water, get naked, get in the tub and feel the LSD slowly come in to your brains, this will propably take some time, but u wont be bored ;)

20 Jun 2000 adam Jump off a really tall building and make sure to land direcly on your head

17 Jun 2000 Bibi Mouskouri Bah, tant qu'à moi y'en a po des meilleures que d'autres! Tu t'arranges pour être sur de po manquer ton coup, pis tu y va ... faut surtout po avoir peur ... pcq si t'as peur tu risques de te manquer ou que qqn te fasse revivre ... arrange-toi pour être tu seul vraiment tu seul ! pis après ça, bin tu pognes ce que ça te tentes pis tu te tues ... c' aussi simple que ça!

16 Jun 2000 fbwn a defenestration kit with a free window to put up yourself

15 Jun 2000 grain getting swallowed by a large furry-suited person.

14 Jun 2000 DDD Well there is always the famous knife to the kidney and if you miss, you get to watch yourself bleed to death. Or well... you can always drag them behind you car on a dirt road going slow enough that they don't die quickly but fast enough so that they get injured and so that they dont stand up. But then there are always the fact that you can cut off all your non vital parts of your body and again watch yourself bleed to death or blackout whichever comes first

13 Jun 2000 J R Get a valium from your mothers purse and take 10 pills with a glass of wine, then go and take a nice hot bath.

12 Jun 2000 sophie growing up kills you the fastest

12 Jun 2000 Pengu if u start smoking u r sure to die by the time your 70

12 Jun 2000 thale steal your mom's diazapam and draw yourself a deep bath

07 Jun 2000 Lucas the God To get out of a roller coaster while it's moving in a looping.

06 Jun 2000 @Li Steal some money or something valuable from someone and pawn it off. Take the money and go to your neighborhood friendly drug dealer and have them hook you up phat with everything they sell, make sure they sell coke and or heiroin and overdose yourself at a party.

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
23 Jun 2000	Muadib	Stand on the escalator at the mall and let it suck you in. Hopefully it will mangle you and let you bleed to death. Of course now that it has finally happend every mother would tell her story to other children. You would be legend.
23 Jun 2000	Horny 'lil bastard	Uh, okay. Get a knife from the kitchen and, while daddy is napping, plunge it into his neck. Be sure to wear gloves and other protective things(heavy raincoat, goggles, mask, ect). Next, while your mommy is making dinner, stab her, into the backof her neck. Bury the knife. Now clean the blood up off of your mommy, and undress her. Now all you have to do is screw her. I've found that the most effective way is to put your penis in her mouth and twirl in a circle, then into the vagina, but that is only my opinion. Now get another knife. While you are srewing her, stab yourself. That way, you can at least have sex before you commit suicide. Happy suiciding!
22 Jun 2000	jessamyn	Practice trying to fly over and over from ever increasing heights. You can use a cape or sheet or what ever makes you feel better. I like the idea of a personalized battle cry before you jump, um I mean, fly.
22 Jun 2000	jessamyn	Well, under 13 puts a damper on it because it needs to be things they can get their little hands on. Think simple.
21 Jun 2000	Ashley	Stab yourself, or take too many headache pills
21 Jun 2000	joe	smoking crack with a dead horse then slitting ur wrists and shooting ur self in the head with a shot gun
21 Jun 2000	Eithan	Sure I will help you but not in that way. I Eithan I live in California. Killing yourself is not the way what will it prove other than the fact that you are a weak person. Please don't kill yourself!
20 Jun 2000	sidney	¸j'imagine que la moins souffrante serait la tête au fond de sac de couchage et hop dans la piscine,aucune chance s'en tirer.Pcq se couper les veines et se prendre ça provoque des gros étourdissements et faiblesses et tu souffre pas mal longtemps.
20 Jun 2000	potmos	You should steal some money frome someones (your parents, teacher etc.)then buy a shitload of LSD pour it all into your bathtub fill the rest up with water, get naked, get in the tub and feel the LSD slowly come in to your brains, this will propably take some time, but u wont be bored ;)
20 Jun 2000	adam	Jump off a really tall building and make sure to land direcly on your head
17 Jun 2000	Bibi Mouskouri	Bah, tant qu'à moi y'en a po des meilleures que d'autres! Tu t'arranges pour être sur de po manquer ton coup, pis tu y va ... faut surtout po avoir peur ... pcq si t'as peur tu risques de te manquer ou que qqn te fasse revivre ... arrange-toi pour être tu seul vraiment tu seul ! pis après ça, bin tu pognes ce que ça te tentes pis tu te tues ... c' aussi simple que ça!
16 Jun 2000	fbwn	a defenestration kit with a free window to put up yourself
15 Jun 2000	grain	getting swallowed by a large furry-suited person.
14 Jun 2000	DDD	Well there is always the famous knife to the kidney and if you miss, you get to watch yourself bleed to death. Or well... you can always drag them behind you car on a dirt road going slow enough that they don't die quickly but fast enough so that they get injured and so that they dont stand up. But then there are always the fact that you can cut off all your non vital parts of your body and again watch yourself bleed to death or blackout whichever comes first
13 Jun 2000	J R	Get a valium from your mothers purse and take 10 pills with a glass of wine, then go and take a nice hot bath.
12 Jun 2000	sophie	growing up kills you the fastest
12 Jun 2000	Pengu	if u start smoking u r sure to die by the time your 70
12 Jun 2000	thale	steal your mom's diazapam and draw yourself a deep bath
07 Jun 2000	Lucas the God	To get out of a roller coaster while it's moving in a looping.
06 Jun 2000	@Li	Steal some money or something valuable from someone and pawn it off. Take the money and go to your neighborhood friendly drug dealer and have them hook you up phat with everything they sell, make sure they sell coke and or heiroin and overdose yourself at a party.