Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
27 Jun 2000	That Shady B*****d	Throw yourself into every object you come in contact repeatedley be it a wall your papa a truck Jason Voorheese etc... alternatively visit the local Neo Nazi meeting singing Bob Marley classics
26 Jun 2000	Janita	Find a train and stick yourself under it
26 Jun 2000	The Vempyre	It all depends if you are a person who wants to be in the spotlights. If you are, read on. If you don't, please also read on, it is good for you! I've tried to look at the problems 13 year and younger can have with buying explosives and stuff like that, so I did not enclose that kind of suicide plans. Know that hanging yourself, or slitting your veins ain't cool enough nowadays! Well, if you want your death on all major headlines, a basis for movies, stories and, of course, cool jokes, you can consider the following things: 1. Jump for a train. Sounds simple, but it ain't. You also have to carry big rocks and steel pipes and stuff with you, so the train will crash and you will have friends along the way up (or down, that is). 2.Try to get on a plane. Wait until you fly above an urban area, and start breaking the windows. Please note that this will only have a major effect if you are in a jumbojet flying above a metropole. 3.The school trip. Everybody just think that school trips are fun. They are wrong! School trips suck! The best is if you are in a doubledecker, because it has more people in it. When you are riding on the big road, go to the driver, blind him with some biting fluid and give a swing on the steer. Works best when a truck is coming your way! Remember kids, suicide ain't worth doing if nobody else gets hurt or also get killed! To go alone is no fun! Of course there are a lot of varieties, but be sure to give this suggestions a try! Your parents, if not also killed, will be proud! Go ahead, kill yourself!!
26 Jun 2000	steph	s'étouffer avec sa mallette! manger un cahier!
26 Jun 2000	Amorphus Aenema	While joyriding in the car you stole from your parents with the system blaring David Bowie's "Major Tom" being chased by a team effort of the millitary cops robbers and the icecream man, set off the bomb you concealed in the trunk. As the ball bearings you placed in the bomb take out all that is behind you, drive off off the top floor of the parking garage that you entered only seconds before and land on the crowd of parade watchers whose parade is (was) chasing you and fly through the window because you forgot your seatbelt and land on a fire hydrant as a dog urinates upon it. It would be so cool.
26 Jun 2000	joji	Just learn to forget breathing!
25 Jun 2000	hypeflight	The best way to kill yourself if you are under 13 (and the most common way) is to do just as the grown-ups tell you, your teacher in school, your mom and dad, uncle Ernest etc. Chances are that you will get nice food, be socially accepted have a nice and BORING LIFE - totally more and more dead from inside! All of a sudden its all boring around you and you would have killed yourself from boredom.
25 Jun 2000	Douglas Palacios	Do like millions of American Kids do: 1)WATCH incredibly long hours of Television, 2)Have your parents feed you Amazingly large amounts of fast food 3)Live in a big metropolis filled with automobiles, like Los Angeles 4)Support the Murderous US government that kills children in Iraq (if you're from Iraq this is a good, fast way to suicide) 5)Pollute this beautiful planet as much as you can 6)Stop caring for others so others will stop caring for you 7)Stop having beautiful dreams 8)Close your ears, heart and soul to the world around you
25 Jun 2000	David Schaap	If I would be under 13, and I would have to kill myself, I would do it by slamming my hands against my ears. If you slam both your hands at exactly the same time against your ears, and you make sure it is air-tight, then bloodvessels in your brains will break and in a few seconds you are dead. Greetz, Daf PS) Make sure you slam hard enough, else you only will have pain!
25 Jun 2000	Ulco	inject yourself with a poison that kills you so slow and painfull so that you will never do it again! HA
25 Jun 2000	Gab Da Gob	Just keep surfin' on Mouchette's Web Page for hours and hours !!!!
25 Jun 2000	Amorphus Aenema	Well put balloons filed with lighter fluid all over your body, grab your genitalia and if male, tie a string soaked in kerosene to your scrotum *not to tight* and run it into a large jug of rubber glue. Proceed to shove a roman candle into you anus light fuse and direct sparks toward glue. Enjoy. (if female simply run a rag soaked in kerosene into vagina and proceed as planed)
25 Jun 2000	mick lyons	sucking your thumb
24 Jun 2000	fuktup	slash your little body all up, lay in a bath tub full of alchohol. light a match, set yourself on fire. have a gun by the bathtub. when all of your nerves are burnt and you cant feel the flame anymore, blow your fukin brains out.
24 Jun 2000	Janita	a) jab a pen in your ear - it will go right into your brain and kill you
24 Jun 2000	Jeroen	Just wait until you're twice that old. You'll figure it out.
24 Jun 2000	luke	throw yourself onto electrified barbed wire so that your body is shaken around from the electricity until you become a twitching mass of red pulp. and then the blender
23 Jun 2000	Barry	Heeeeel veel limonade drinken, echt heeeeeel erg veeeel, zo veel dat je nieren weigeren het nog langer te verwerken en er acuut mee uit scheiten!
23 Jun 2000	sarah	getting drowned
23 Jun 2000	kkd &tjb	By eating too many kit-kats and drinking dr pepper with pop-rocks. [hostile take over of computer typing machine: take one half cc syringe and approximately 500 mg hydromorphone with thirty units water in a vein in your right arm (it hits the heart faster). should do the trick. good luck.] end transmission

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