What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

24 Nov 2000 Stiffy Print all the responses on paper, shred the evidence. Then shoot yourself in the fucking head!

24 Nov 2000 macgruder stay in school, you'll die of boredom.

24 Nov 2000 The one who life holds prisoner Irradiation is by far the coolest way to go. I mean, how many corpses get to glow in the night?

24 Nov 2000 Davers Wank to exhaustion.

24 Nov 2000 power Death is a priviledge. If you are lucky enough for your soul to have accepted what death is, then make the most of that moment when you have one last chance to choose existence or oblivion.

The best way therefore is to remove the moment of choice from the act of suicide. Do something risky. Do what millions cannot do because they cannot accept death.
What comes to mind is to seek thrills, seek vengance, seek paradise, seek remembrance, and to seek nothingness.

Try holding your breath, long enough to end it all. Will power.

24 Nov 2000 kunkel read some of the crap by the religious freaks in here... that should do it.

24 Nov 2000 killyourselfkids swallow razor blades. it's tons of fun.

24 Nov 2000 Mr. Bond Sick prick

24 Nov 2000 SpaceCadet Buy some heroin, a heap of fucking heroin and then wack all the shit up your vein... Bye Bye

23 Nov 2000 Ass Fart ODing (overdosing) has to be the best, it is like getting too much of a good thing.

23 Nov 2000 Alex You fucking idiot!!! You dont even know what life is yet! I have been through plenty of shit in my life time, and I'm still fucking alive u fuck. Ya know what, go ahead, kill yourself! We dont need pathetic little brats looking for attention. My best friend killed herself almost 4 years ago. I have spent the last 4 years being tortured by it.

23 Nov 2000 Drew Garner First off, I want to clear something up. Suicide CAN be fun. But only with the proper tools and preparation. For example, why not just poison some doughnuts with Cyanide? It'll taste and look like a normal doughnut, but it'll kill ya! Also, why not tie a PS2 controller around you neck in the style of a noose, and play some PS2 until you suffocate? Another less expensive way (for people on welfare) would be to take a wooden board and plow it through your brain.
Later!

23 Nov 2000 englebert have barney (of barney and friends fame) fuck you up the arse with a 15" blade a la the famous film "7" whilst the song "i love you" (from the show, or whatever it is called) plays in the background.
perhaps you could experiment with drugs and alcohol, and having a molotov cocktail first up with a bong should do the trick

23 Nov 2000 shawn take every pill in your house... one of you parents is destined to be on something fucked up... and anyhow, if it doesn't kill you, it'll get their attention when they notice their pills missing. Cause, really, what's the point of a suicide attempt at 13? attention or death? It's a rethorical question...

23 Nov 2000 ishboo something is wrong with you

23 Nov 2000 MAtt Rusty Springed Trampoline

22 Nov 2000 kc enroll in catholic school. during mass, strip, and bathe in holy water. wait for stigmata.

22 Nov 2000 gary Spoons

22 Nov 2000 Danger drop your self on your head, thus breaking your neck.

22 Nov 2000 mr. normal Walk through a deserted public park in the middle of the night. i'm sure some crazy pervert will kidnap you. he'll take you home and tie you up. then he'll give you a bunch of speed and cut off your eyelids. when you complain he will sodomize you with a length of barbwire. after he has his fun with you, he'll drill holes in your kneecaps and untie you, letting you roll around on the floor until he smashes your head with a hammer. over and over again.

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
24 Nov 2000	Stiffy	Print all the responses on paper, shred the evidence. Then shoot yourself in the fucking head!
24 Nov 2000	macgruder	stay in school, you'll die of boredom.
24 Nov 2000	The one who life holds prisoner	Irradiation is by far the coolest way to go. I mean, how many corpses get to glow in the night?
24 Nov 2000	Davers	Wank to exhaustion.
24 Nov 2000	power	Death is a priviledge. If you are lucky enough for your soul to have accepted what death is, then make the most of that moment when you have one last chance to choose existence or oblivion. The best way therefore is to remove the moment of choice from the act of suicide. Do something risky. Do what millions cannot do because they cannot accept death. What comes to mind is to seek thrills, seek vengance, seek paradise, seek remembrance, and to seek nothingness. Try holding your breath, long enough to end it all. Will power.
24 Nov 2000	kunkel	read some of the crap by the religious freaks in here... that should do it.
24 Nov 2000	killyourselfkids	swallow razor blades. it's tons of fun.
24 Nov 2000	Mr. Bond	Sick prick
24 Nov 2000	SpaceCadet	Buy some heroin, a heap of fucking heroin and then wack all the shit up your vein... Bye Bye
23 Nov 2000	Ass Fart	ODing (overdosing) has to be the best, it is like getting too much of a good thing.
23 Nov 2000	Alex	You fucking idiot!!! You dont even know what life is yet! I have been through plenty of shit in my life time, and I'm still fucking alive u fuck. Ya know what, go ahead, kill yourself! We dont need pathetic little brats looking for attention. My best friend killed herself almost 4 years ago. I have spent the last 4 years being tortured by it.
23 Nov 2000	Drew Garner	First off, I want to clear something up. Suicide CAN be fun. But only with the proper tools and preparation. For example, why not just poison some doughnuts with Cyanide? It'll taste and look like a normal doughnut, but it'll kill ya! Also, why not tie a PS2 controller around you neck in the style of a noose, and play some PS2 until you suffocate? Another less expensive way (for people on welfare) would be to take a wooden board and plow it through your brain. Later!
23 Nov 2000	englebert	have barney (of barney and friends fame) fuck you up the arse with a 15" blade a la the famous film "7" whilst the song "i love you" (from the show, or whatever it is called) plays in the background. perhaps you could experiment with drugs and alcohol, and having a molotov cocktail first up with a bong should do the trick
23 Nov 2000	shawn	take every pill in your house... one of you parents is destined to be on something fucked up... and anyhow, if it doesn't kill you, it'll get their attention when they notice their pills missing. Cause, really, what's the point of a suicide attempt at 13? attention or death? It's a rethorical question...
23 Nov 2000	ishboo	something is wrong with you
23 Nov 2000	MAtt	Rusty Springed Trampoline
22 Nov 2000	kc	enroll in catholic school. during mass, strip, and bathe in holy water. wait for stigmata.
22 Nov 2000	gary	Spoons
22 Nov 2000	Danger	drop your self on your head, thus breaking your neck.
22 Nov 2000	mr. normal	Walk through a deserted public park in the middle of the night. i'm sure some crazy pervert will kidnap you. he'll take you home and tie you up. then he'll give you a bunch of speed and cut off your eyelids. when you complain he will sodomize you with a length of barbwire. after he has his fun with you, he'll drill holes in your kneecaps and untie you, letting you roll around on the floor until he smashes your head with a hammer. over and over again.