| Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form. |
| Date |
Name/email Nom/email |
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans? |
| 22 Nov 2000 | carmen | rather then telling your parents that you are going for a bath, open up all the drawers in the bathroom instead and mix you own deadly corktails of extremely poisonious cleaning products. a sure way to kill yourself while allowing you to mix with all these pretty colours :) |
| 22 Nov 2000 | futbol | Find a Dog. Become anorexic and only eat dog sick. Then slit your wrist. Take a whole bottle of valium. Run MS Windows. Eat yourself and yourself only. |
| 22 Nov 2000 | PiMP | same way you would kill yourself if you were over 13.. |
| 22 Nov 2000 | Ballland | Sharp objects. Chemicals. Consequential anal insertions by various wild animals. |
| 22 Nov 2000 | Igor | Run head first in to a wall over and over again... it may not kill you but it sure would be funny to watch... |
| 22 Nov 2000 | MORON | Take a whole lot of elephant tranquilizers, then put a plastic bag over your head. you get knocked out, then asphyxiate. |
| 21 Nov 2000 | dan | u should put ur head into ur moms pussy so u cant breath ne more |
| 21 Nov 2000 | Stabmaster Arson | If you just make a videotape of yourself masturbating on top of stuffed animals then distribute the videotape to people in your school, you'll be able to think of HUNDREDS of ways. |
| 21 Nov 2000 | trent | Point a plastic gun at a cop and yell "im gonna kill you mother fuckers!" |
| 21 Nov 2000 | Pio Augustus | Life will definatly kill you - sooner or later, maybe not suicide but the most dangerous thing on earth is in fact life, 100% death rate |
| 21 Nov 2000 | Jeebis | Swallow your entire Power Rangers action figure collection. |
| 21 Nov 2000 | lily | coucou me revoilà! ma réponse (pas très interessante) a été publiée alors je reviens pour la rembourer un peu... Ca me rendrait triste que tu meures, Mouchette, et ça m'étonnes que tu ais fait ce site, moi qui te connais si bien dans la réalité... Bon alors comme je sais que tu ne vas pas vraiment te suicider, je donne des infos: Ce qu'il faut surtout c'est choisir le bon moment, c'est très important : un moment où tu n'es plus vraiment toi-même, tu peux par ex fumer avant, ou bien être vraiment dans un état de fusion euphorique où tu ne te contrôles plus, c'est surtout ce qui compte. Ensuite pour passer à la pratique, prend n'importe quoi, tu ne t'en rendras même pas compte, c'est pas ça l'important. Je peux dire mon opinion personnelle maintenant? Je trouve que se suicider c'est une façon quand même assez égoïste de régler ses problèmes (on te l'a sûrement déjà dit!), et en plus, à 13 ans, on est tous un peu comme ça... Si ta situation ne s'est pas arrangée quand tu auras 20 ans, alors tu as le droit d'en finir. Je te regretterai Mouchette... |
| 21 Nov 2000 | http://www.rawcut.co.uk | WHY, if your life is that bad then you would be dead already. If not, why not find friends who have nut alergies and play russian roulette with a pack of REVELS (mixed chocolate sweets some have nuts!) Another good way to go would be to see how many packs of pokemon cards you could fit up your arse untill you died |
| 21 Nov 2000 | Jess | overdose on sleeping pills |
| 21 Nov 2000 | greenbean | wait till your home alone and lock yourself in the fridge. a beautiful and terrible way to die. and imagine the surprise when dad comes home for a cold beer? |
| 21 Nov 2000 | The Face | Get a gun and go down to the local mall right before X-mas. Go sit on Santa's lap and when he asks you what you want say, "Your soul mother fucker". Then just shoot him and yourself. Most important, have fun. |
| 21 Nov 2000 | steve | pretend that you are your favorite pokemon.. for example if you like pikachu yell "PIKACHU" and stick a dime in an electrical socket. |
| 21 Nov 2000 | chris | Get a houseboat on the canals of Amsterdam and dress sleazy. Then do rude things to your customers, you know, really rude things, they will kill you. It is sort of like suicide. |
| 21 Nov 2000 | No Way | Memorize brittany spears lyrics, and watch 28 hours straight of the Nsync live concerts. On repeat |
| 21 Nov 2000 | stile | shove your head up your anus and eat your colon. |
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