| Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form. |
| Date |
Name/email Nom/email |
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans? |
| 14 Apr 2001 | worried, candice | My friend, in year 11 scared us by just saying that she was going to commit suicide. The next day she had cut herself with a razor about 50 times, she took drugs and started smoking, I hate it... |
| 14 Apr 2001 | Starbuck | If your parents have a gun, steal it and shoot yourself in the head or in the heart. |
| 13 Apr 2001 | Roxanne Wade | Noone should kill themself at that age, or until they have had a chance to see just what life may bring them. I think that if one has become a responsible adult, and knows that it is not going to get any better. Power them, and the decision that they make. I am 47 yrs old, and I have had enough. but............. I can never seem to get the damn job done. I have tried 5 times. but I am scared of the split second Pain ? what if ? can I be sure that I am dead ? Too much stuff that.... too little guts, I guess. I know that if I had access to a quick, painless, and sure fire way to do it I would. Sorry for waisting your time, have a good life. |
| 12 Apr 2001 | Katie Zorin | I would have to say, running across a really busy highway. Cause if you get killed then mission accomplished, but if you don't people will just say what a stupid kid. |
| 12 Apr 2001 | llamafarmer | I have a rather interesting way.....Just drown yourself in llama phlem.... I'm taking the piss, by the way. this website is nuts, nobody should take it seriously |
| 12 Apr 2001 | jeff | the best way to kill yourself when your under 13 is to stand on top of a building hollering "i swear to god im gonna jump, don't nobody try to help me cause i'm jumping". then when you have a large crowd under you pull out a 12 gauge shotgun and blow your head off in front of the three hundred or so onlookers <<<<haw haw, thought i was gonna jump didn't ya! goes to show that people under the age of 13 aren't as dumb as you..... thought! |
| 12 Apr 2001 | hilary | wow... lots of people with good ideas.. hmm.. i say you should pick up a nice heroin habit. Then when you get bored with it, just overdose and it's all over. And whatever method you choose, it should be one that will actually work. But remember ...suicide is habit-forming. |
| 11 Apr 2001 | sara | Hahaha I think you all need sum help in here... Life is a precious thing, why would you throw it all away, cause once you're gone there is no coming back... I know I have tried to slit my wrist and all that physical stuff, but in the end I knew it was wrong and I was living for me and no one else even though things in my life were fucked up... and for the lil sicko that made this site. Other people might die because of what you have created! I hope God punishes you! |
| 10 Apr 2001 | Masey Johns | try sucking your own dick. if you spine doesn't break, if you dont get stuck and die of embarrasment, maybe some masked killer will attack you, maybe some disease will hit, maybe a plane will crash onto your roof, maybe a volcano will erupt, maybe a fire will burn you, maybe, just maybe. |
| 08 Apr 2001 | vag | the best way to commit a suicide is to remain maiden |
| 08 Apr 2001 | PHYSCHE | Well what you do is you strap meat all over yourself, and run into a room full of starved wolves, wolverines, etc. |
| 05 Apr 2001 | domagoj | try to listen backstreet boys |
| 05 Apr 2001 | ken | never deny life! |
| 03 Apr 2001 | Bombman | Well don't try taking a knife to school, doesn't work. And don't hand it to your friend and say "Stab me". Doesn't work he chucks the knife and you run after it and then the fittest girl you have always liked says "Nooo" and starts crying... Maybe if you want to do that you can but you will be shifted (arrested). But that's about it, they let you go after about 1 hour... |
| 02 Apr 2001 | wayne | ok i would tell all kinds of ways but there is not that much time there is only 1 very quick and ecusional way to do this get the fucking 12 gauge load the buck shot stick it in your mouth blow your shit up make sure to kill all enemies first and do alot of drugs make sure enemies involve pigs |
| 02 Apr 2001 | Jay Wit | This is SUCH a cool site! Please let me know what you decided on before you go... perhaps I'll use that one. Anyway... here's my suggestion: I figure a running car in a closed garage should do the trick nice and painlessly. I've heard you just get really sleepy, pass out, and never wake up. Just make sure to do it when you know nobody will notice for many hours. You wouldn't want any ignorant do-gooders spoiling your plans. PS: If you don't have a garage, you could obtain a piece of large diameter tubing and run it from the tailpipe, through the car window and just sit in it. Jus be sure to pull around to the back of the house so nobody notices what you are doing. |
| 31 Mar 2001 | Bombman | The best way in which to kill yourself is to get in loads of trouble, try to slit your mum's throat and shit like that. Get drunk at school etc. just do anything you want. Then when you can't hack it you will find a true way to you in which to kill yourself. Like I am about to do soon... (All things have been tried.) by me!! |
| 31 Mar 2001 | RavenSong | If only I had a gun... shit it'd b so easy just 2 blow your brains out! i cant stab myself deep enough cuz it hurts like hell and i just want it to be quick! u pansy assed shitheads with guns are just chicken cuz if i had a gun i'd be dead right now! PS: can anybody tell me how 2 cut urself so u die good once and 4 all? PPS 2 all those mother fuckers who say this site is crap, wantin 2 die sux ass and better we all get it over. plus, why the hell r u here if u didn't want 2 die 2? we're all goin 2 hell cuz this world is shit and there's no finding any help. |
| 30 Mar 2001 | Megan | Play 'chicken' with a kamakazi. |
| 30 Mar 2001 | sirene | s'étouffer avec son pouce |
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