What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

29 Mar 2001 Augustus I recommend a quick, simple and relatively painless method. Slitting wrists and jumping off buildings and such take some real balls to actually do, but all methods do really.

At 13 it's pretty easy to make yourself a deadly household cocktail:- a few cleaning products, random crushed up pills and something sweet tasting to make it go down easier. Then find yourself a quiet room with a lock, to let the concoction do its work and prevent anyone from getting you the hospital before it's too late (that's where I failed).

Another approach which I've recently been pondering is drowning, as they say you're meant to feel a sense of euphoria. It's intriguing to think that someone so unhappy with life to end it all, could actually leave with a sense of happiness.

27 Mar 2001 Hannah well first off i think that this page is bullshit. when i was 13 i was suicidal and i found out that it is bullshit also. i mean come on... life is hard BUT why kill yourself? It gets better, it can always get better and i dont give a damn if you disagree with me. Drugs and alcohol are stupid and they don't help, they make it worse. You all need to stop and think about the people that care about you, if you think you are alone you are not. And dont think that i am one of those christian assholes that are out to save you because i'm not. 3 of my friends have committed suicide in the last 4 years and it hurts like hell for us left behind. If you need someone to talk to email me. Suicide is overrated. You don't come back and people remember you as a pussy that couldn't handle reality. Reality fucking sucks. Live with it. It's all you can do.

27 Mar 2001 FOR ALL YOU FUCKERS THAT ARE TELLING ALL OF THESE PEOPLE TO GET A LIFE, YOU JUST DONT UNDERSTAND. YEAH, SOME OF THESE WAYS ARE SICK, BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE PAIN. YOU ALL SAY THAT WE JUST WANT ATTENTION, BUT THAT ISN'T THE CASE. IF WE WANTED ATTENTION, THEN WE WOULD RUN AROUND NAKED FOR A WHILE. WE JUST WANT FREEDOM FROM THIS FUCKED UP LIFE. IT IS AN AWFUL THING TO LIVE FROM DAY TO DAY AND WISH YOUR PATHETIC LIFE WOULD ALL BE OVER WITH. LIFE SUCKS. HAVE FUN AND GOOD LUCK!!!

26 Mar 2001 simon banwell jump in the way of a moving subway train

26 Mar 2001 some loser. Why would you want to commit suicide in the first place? I can't imagine why anyone would. Life can't be THAT bad. Were all fucked up and we all have problems. Get over it. Move on. Besides, if you wanted to die, you'd have killed yourself along ass time ago. Think about your parents, fucker.

25 Mar 2001 Rock Star OK, don't do the stupid "cry for help" thing and take a bottle and a half of tylenol. That's just half assed. If you're going to do something, do it right... if you want to go the traditional route, slit your wrists- the 'best' way is one horizontal slice and a vertical cut along the vein/artery does the job right. Don't blame it on rap music, and you should pick an appropriate venue... it seems the current trend is in a high school after fucking shit up. Like that movie Heathers.... or something.

24 Mar 2001 destructo well let's see, you could take a needle full of almost any cleaning agent and insert it into your veins in your neck which most likely reduce any cries for help. then you could wear opposite sex garments and live your last minutes watching the Sound of Music and anybody forced to go through that much torment deserves to die

24 Mar 2001 Quixotic I would have to say that one of the best ways I have found to kill yourself when your under age thirteen is first to get yourself an anatomy book... After doing so, you will look through and find the most suitable death for yourself. Depending on how fast you want to die. Perhaps you want a quick death. Well, to go upon a quick death simply look in the book for the location of all your major arteries and slice from toe to neck. Or a slow death. find out were your intestine track is and eviscerate yourself. (for those of you who don't know what this is, it means for your intestines to come out of your skin and hang out of your body.... or you can look for your own creative way, it's fun and educational!

24 Mar 2001 Mick Jones Go to a crowded place with a toy gun, have one of your friends call the police and when the police come, tell them you will not be taken alive. Act like your going to shoot someone. The cop will shoot an unarmed person. Sounds GREAT.

23 Mar 2001 Ex-Mental Patient. Take a nap on the train tracks or run out onto an airport runway and then jump into the running intake of a huge turbojet on a 747 when it is setting up to take-off. Must time this well or the plane will already be down the runway by the time you get there and they will catch you. Then you will be in looney heaven pumped full of drugs, bad food and made to sit in boring group therapy all the time. I know, I have been there and I can tell you now that I would rather be in the engine of a jet or under a train then in one of those nuthouses again.

23 Mar 2001 Goo-Brain Guy Here is the best way if you want it absolutely instantaneous and painless. Take a walk where they are putting up new power poles or signs and find the tall pounding machine that makes the holes in the ground. This is a pile-driver. Wait until the asshole construction workers turn their back, run over and then place your head into it while the weight is going up. When it comes down it will crush your head instantly and splatter you brain. Sticky blood and gooey paste everywhere! Yowsa! :)

23 Mar 2001 EsThEr (sKiTz0) its easy, clear and simple: to all you intelligent readerz (myself included) just for attention i suggest u act depressed n wait till about a milion people say wuts wrong? that will annoy u 2 death... or juss take tha wire cord in your gym during a volleyball tournament and bam! hang yurself, this way u traumatize every1 in skool, get a good name, and no1 will ever 4get u

23 Mar 2001 Auntie Soppapilla I don't think anyone should even be thinking about killing themselfs especially at the age of 13 or under I think that is so retarded if your a teenager you need to enjoy your life just don't give up on yourself have fun go to the movies with your friends spend some quality time with your parents. Commiting suicide isn't the resort to solving all your problems.

23 Mar 2001 Selur Natas Have a man with a penis of at least 13 inches or longer screw you in the butthole and let him cram it in all the way !!
By the time he is finished with you your guts should be torn to shreds and you will die a slow death from internal bleeding...X:-{

21 Mar 2001 D-Funk If you have a gun or access to one you will have to go shooting. I was afraid to blow my own brains out, but i chickened out on doing this. If you really want to die without you doing it, simply go around shooting. Shoot cars, people on the streets, animals, windows, anything... Leave at least 3 bullets in the gun, wait for the cops. Then shoot at them, they will blow you away.

21 Mar 2001 Mark Take a bunch of xanex the 2 milligram tabs.... and drink a shitload of booze.
Another good way if you don't like drugs is to buy a gun and just go point it at the first cop you see! actually i think that's the the best way

21 Mar 2001 Jim C Just pick up the gun and pull the trigger. why not? you know you want to just do it!

20 Mar 2001 Badly Hurt:(( I'm 13 rite now... and I'll do anythin to commit suicide!!! My sister hates my ass and it's because of me her life is a BITCH! I'm goin stand in the middle of the road and get hit by a car.

18 Mar 2001 Gavin Life sucks. Everyone says that suicide is selfish because i'm doing it for myself and not thinking about the people that it is going to affect around me. I say SCREW THEM!!! How the Fuck am I being selfish if it is my fucking life?!?!?

16 Mar 2001 FUCK YOU I WILL PAY ANYONE $300 TO SHOOT MY BRAINS APART.... A SUICIDE NOTE WILL BE INCLUDED IN THE DEAL!

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
29 Mar 2001	Augustus	I recommend a quick, simple and relatively painless method. Slitting wrists and jumping off buildings and such take some real balls to actually do, but all methods do really. At 13 it's pretty easy to make yourself a deadly household cocktail:- a few cleaning products, random crushed up pills and something sweet tasting to make it go down easier. Then find yourself a quiet room with a lock, to let the concoction do its work and prevent anyone from getting you the hospital before it's too late (that's where I failed). Another approach which I've recently been pondering is drowning, as they say you're meant to feel a sense of euphoria. It's intriguing to think that someone so unhappy with life to end it all, could actually leave with a sense of happiness.
27 Mar 2001	Hannah	well first off i think that this page is bullshit. when i was 13 i was suicidal and i found out that it is bullshit also. i mean come on... life is hard BUT why kill yourself? It gets better, it can always get better and i dont give a damn if you disagree with me. Drugs and alcohol are stupid and they don't help, they make it worse. You all need to stop and think about the people that care about you, if you think you are alone you are not. And dont think that i am one of those christian assholes that are out to save you because i'm not. 3 of my friends have committed suicide in the last 4 years and it hurts like hell for us left behind. If you need someone to talk to email me. Suicide is overrated. You don't come back and people remember you as a pussy that couldn't handle reality. Reality fucking sucks. Live with it. It's all you can do.
27 Mar 2001		FOR ALL YOU FUCKERS THAT ARE TELLING ALL OF THESE PEOPLE TO GET A LIFE, YOU JUST DONT UNDERSTAND. YEAH, SOME OF THESE WAYS ARE SICK, BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE PAIN. YOU ALL SAY THAT WE JUST WANT ATTENTION, BUT THAT ISN'T THE CASE. IF WE WANTED ATTENTION, THEN WE WOULD RUN AROUND NAKED FOR A WHILE. WE JUST WANT FREEDOM FROM THIS FUCKED UP LIFE. IT IS AN AWFUL THING TO LIVE FROM DAY TO DAY AND WISH YOUR PATHETIC LIFE WOULD ALL BE OVER WITH. LIFE SUCKS. HAVE FUN AND GOOD LUCK!!!
26 Mar 2001	simon banwell	jump in the way of a moving subway train
26 Mar 2001	some loser.	Why would you want to commit suicide in the first place? I can't imagine why anyone would. Life can't be THAT bad. Were all fucked up and we all have problems. Get over it. Move on. Besides, if you wanted to die, you'd have killed yourself along ass time ago. Think about your parents, fucker.
25 Mar 2001	Rock Star	OK, don't do the stupid "cry for help" thing and take a bottle and a half of tylenol. That's just half assed. If you're going to do something, do it right... if you want to go the traditional route, slit your wrists- the 'best' way is one horizontal slice and a vertical cut along the vein/artery does the job right. Don't blame it on rap music, and you should pick an appropriate venue... it seems the current trend is in a high school after fucking shit up. Like that movie Heathers.... or something.
24 Mar 2001	destructo	well let's see, you could take a needle full of almost any cleaning agent and insert it into your veins in your neck which most likely reduce any cries for help. then you could wear opposite sex garments and live your last minutes watching the Sound of Music and anybody forced to go through that much torment deserves to die
24 Mar 2001	Quixotic	I would have to say that one of the best ways I have found to kill yourself when your under age thirteen is first to get yourself an anatomy book... After doing so, you will look through and find the most suitable death for yourself. Depending on how fast you want to die. Perhaps you want a quick death. Well, to go upon a quick death simply look in the book for the location of all your major arteries and slice from toe to neck. Or a slow death. find out were your intestine track is and eviscerate yourself. (for those of you who don't know what this is, it means for your intestines to come out of your skin and hang out of your body.... or you can look for your own creative way, it's fun and educational!
24 Mar 2001	Mick Jones	Go to a crowded place with a toy gun, have one of your friends call the police and when the police come, tell them you will not be taken alive. Act like your going to shoot someone. The cop will shoot an unarmed person. Sounds GREAT.
23 Mar 2001	Ex-Mental Patient.	Take a nap on the train tracks or run out onto an airport runway and then jump into the running intake of a huge turbojet on a 747 when it is setting up to take-off. Must time this well or the plane will already be down the runway by the time you get there and they will catch you. Then you will be in looney heaven pumped full of drugs, bad food and made to sit in boring group therapy all the time. I know, I have been there and I can tell you now that I would rather be in the engine of a jet or under a train then in one of those nuthouses again.
23 Mar 2001	Goo-Brain Guy	Here is the best way if you want it absolutely instantaneous and painless. Take a walk where they are putting up new power poles or signs and find the tall pounding machine that makes the holes in the ground. This is a pile-driver. Wait until the asshole construction workers turn their back, run over and then place your head into it while the weight is going up. When it comes down it will crush your head instantly and splatter you brain. Sticky blood and gooey paste everywhere! Yowsa! :)
23 Mar 2001	EsThEr (sKiTz0)	its easy, clear and simple: to all you intelligent readerz (myself included) just for attention i suggest u act depressed n wait till about a milion people say wuts wrong? that will annoy u 2 death... or juss take tha wire cord in your gym during a volleyball tournament and bam! hang yurself, this way u traumatize every1 in skool, get a good name, and no1 will ever 4get u
23 Mar 2001	Auntie Soppapilla	I don't think anyone should even be thinking about killing themselfs especially at the age of 13 or under I think that is so retarded if your a teenager you need to enjoy your life just don't give up on yourself have fun go to the movies with your friends spend some quality time with your parents. Commiting suicide isn't the resort to solving all your problems.
23 Mar 2001	Selur Natas	Have a man with a penis of at least 13 inches or longer screw you in the butthole and let him cram it in all the way !! By the time he is finished with you your guts should be torn to shreds and you will die a slow death from internal bleeding...X:-{
21 Mar 2001	D-Funk	If you have a gun or access to one you will have to go shooting. I was afraid to blow my own brains out, but i chickened out on doing this. If you really want to die without you doing it, simply go around shooting. Shoot cars, people on the streets, animals, windows, anything... Leave at least 3 bullets in the gun, wait for the cops. Then shoot at them, they will blow you away.
21 Mar 2001	Mark	Take a bunch of xanex the 2 milligram tabs.... and drink a shitload of booze. Another good way if you don't like drugs is to buy a gun and just go point it at the first cop you see! actually i think that's the the best way
21 Mar 2001	Jim C	Just pick up the gun and pull the trigger. why not? you know you want to just do it!
20 Mar 2001	Badly Hurt:((	I'm 13 rite now... and I'll do anythin to commit suicide!!! My sister hates my ass and it's because of me her life is a BITCH! I'm goin stand in the middle of the road and get hit by a car.
18 Mar 2001	Gavin	Life sucks. Everyone says that suicide is selfish because i'm doing it for myself and not thinking about the people that it is going to affect around me. I say SCREW THEM!!! How the Fuck am I being selfish if it is my fucking life?!?!?
16 Mar 2001	FUCK YOU	I WILL PAY ANYONE $300 TO SHOOT MY BRAINS APART.... A SUICIDE NOTE WILL BE INCLUDED IN THE DEAL!