What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

31 Jan 2001 SICK MOTHERFUCKER TAKE OUT ONE OF UR TESTICLES AND GET A VICE AND SIMPLY INSERT IT IN THERE AND START TIGHTENING!
IT ROCKS! TRY IT SOMETIME

31 Jan 2001 phaerohe mouchette, don't kill yourself.... kill me! It would be much more satisfying!

31 Jan 2001 JC I think this web-site is terrible. It's people like you who need the help not the suicidal ones. I happen to be under 13 and suicidal and this is just a waste of time and space on the internet.

28 Jan 2001 Chris Rhodes shotgun through the mouth, levelled at the back of your head (double barreled). Believe me, you don't want to try it any other way, you might feel something.
Better yet, go get laid.

26 Jan 2001 Zoé pour les enfants de 13 ans, je ne sais pas, mais en tout cas, n'essayez pas les médocs, on vous trouve toujours avant

26 Jan 2001 Yandoon Get your mom's best metal spork and scoop out your eyeballs. Eat those and then feel around your house until you find your little pumpkin carving knife. Cut off your ears and eat those, and then stick the knife up your nose. Go into your garage and snag the electric pruning shears. Flip the switch and hold the unit on your cock. Thwack! No more penis. Turn off the unit and eat your penis. Then, rip your balls off with your bare hands and eat those. If you are still conscious, drive to your local rock quarry and wander around until you bump into a lot of sharp-edged boulders. Hopefully you will stumble and fall off of a 300ft. cliff and smack right into the roof of the "Lemon Juice and Salt" factory. You'll be famous for your stupidity.

25 Jan 2001 davvil watch programmes that you hate the most and after that just knock the screen with your head. If you're bald, it's better, you will get elecctric shock. The people will laugh when they see your hair like einstein.

25 Jan 2001 asim carry on living: the surest way 2 die

25 Jan 2001 Yandoon If you're black: Go anywhere in the southeastern United States (Alabama, Mississippi, South Carolina, etc.) and burn a confederate flag in public. It would be better to burn the flag at a city or state capital because more hateful rednecks would notice and they would kill you in a blind rage.

25 Jan 2001 davvil If you hear in the news that a bomb got inside a public building. Go and volunteer yourself as fast as possible, and try to stop the bomb from blowing up. If you cut the right wires, you will be a famous teenager. And if you cut the wrong ones, god heard your wish.

25 Jan 2001 Yandoon The two slowest, most agonizing deaths you could suffer would be to 1. Have sex and get HIV/AIDS (For many years you become weaker and sicker until you start bleeding and coughing up your lungs) and 2. Smoke for about 40 or 50 years and die of emphysema.

25 Jan 2001 Yandoon Go to a junk yard late at night with a friend. Find a crane with an electromagnet on it. Hotwire the crane and have your friend lower the magnet down onto an old, rusty car. Have them turn on the magnet and raise the crane with the car attached about 20 feet into the air. Go stand under the car and tell your friend to turn off the magnet.

24 Jan 2001 Yandoon Sleep in a cage with a wolf overnight.

24 Jan 2001 Yandoon Buy all of the explosives that you can. Then walk up to the top level of a high-rise building. Tie all of the explosives to your body. Throw one or two little explosive things off of the building first so that a crowd can gather in interest and also you can show them that you mean business. After the crowd has gathered, you light the fuses of your explosives and pull out a chainsaw. Before you jump off of the building, start to cut off all of your limbs. Once that is done, jump off the building. *BOOM*! You killed yourself and about 40 onlookers! Good job!

24 Jan 2001 Tonia Hall what is the best way to kill yourself when you are 26 yrs old?

24 Jan 2001 becca This is for Girls: Go fuck the hottest guy in school, then ask him to get u drugs..... from his really hot friends and overdose. OK mother fuckers??

24 Jan 2001 fang I think the best way to kill yourself is to do it wrong... that way you can try something else and get so bored with it that you die of that, or not? will you write about your experiance and bore others to death? will you invent new ways? Or will you start going to soccergames and start killing others? If you do it right, there is a lot out there to inspire you to do it again but different.

23 Jan 2001 James First, I'd nail my eyelids to the ceiling while standing on a chair. Then, i'd have my friend hit a baby piglet with a baseball bat, really hard so it squeals, but that's besides the point, i'd then knock the chair out from under me and listen to my eyelids rip and than i'd fall to the groud, landing on the poor baby piglet who was mutilated from the Louisville Slugger... :D

22 Jan 2001 Yoka get a brick and tie it to you're foot then jump off a dock some where

22 Jan 2001 Yoka go into a frige and close the door

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
31 Jan 2001	SICK MOTHERFUCKER	TAKE OUT ONE OF UR TESTICLES AND GET A VICE AND SIMPLY INSERT IT IN THERE AND START TIGHTENING! IT ROCKS! TRY IT SOMETIME
31 Jan 2001	phaerohe	mouchette, don't kill yourself.... kill me! It would be much more satisfying!
31 Jan 2001	JC	I think this web-site is terrible. It's people like you who need the help not the suicidal ones. I happen to be under 13 and suicidal and this is just a waste of time and space on the internet.
28 Jan 2001	Chris Rhodes	shotgun through the mouth, levelled at the back of your head (double barreled). Believe me, you don't want to try it any other way, you might feel something. Better yet, go get laid.
26 Jan 2001	Zoé	pour les enfants de 13 ans, je ne sais pas, mais en tout cas, n'essayez pas les médocs, on vous trouve toujours avant
26 Jan 2001	Yandoon	Get your mom's best metal spork and scoop out your eyeballs. Eat those and then feel around your house until you find your little pumpkin carving knife. Cut off your ears and eat those, and then stick the knife up your nose. Go into your garage and snag the electric pruning shears. Flip the switch and hold the unit on your cock. Thwack! No more penis. Turn off the unit and eat your penis. Then, rip your balls off with your bare hands and eat those. If you are still conscious, drive to your local rock quarry and wander around until you bump into a lot of sharp-edged boulders. Hopefully you will stumble and fall off of a 300ft. cliff and smack right into the roof of the "Lemon Juice and Salt" factory. You'll be famous for your stupidity.
25 Jan 2001	davvil	watch programmes that you hate the most and after that just knock the screen with your head. If you're bald, it's better, you will get elecctric shock. The people will laugh when they see your hair like einstein.
25 Jan 2001	asim	carry on living: the surest way 2 die
25 Jan 2001	Yandoon	If you're black: Go anywhere in the southeastern United States (Alabama, Mississippi, South Carolina, etc.) and burn a confederate flag in public. It would be better to burn the flag at a city or state capital because more hateful rednecks would notice and they would kill you in a blind rage.
25 Jan 2001	davvil	If you hear in the news that a bomb got inside a public building. Go and volunteer yourself as fast as possible, and try to stop the bomb from blowing up. If you cut the right wires, you will be a famous teenager. And if you cut the wrong ones, god heard your wish.
25 Jan 2001	Yandoon	The two slowest, most agonizing deaths you could suffer would be to 1. Have sex and get HIV/AIDS (For many years you become weaker and sicker until you start bleeding and coughing up your lungs) and 2. Smoke for about 40 or 50 years and die of emphysema.
25 Jan 2001	Yandoon	Go to a junk yard late at night with a friend. Find a crane with an electromagnet on it. Hotwire the crane and have your friend lower the magnet down onto an old, rusty car. Have them turn on the magnet and raise the crane with the car attached about 20 feet into the air. Go stand under the car and tell your friend to turn off the magnet.
24 Jan 2001	Yandoon	Sleep in a cage with a wolf overnight.
24 Jan 2001	Yandoon	Buy all of the explosives that you can. Then walk up to the top level of a high-rise building. Tie all of the explosives to your body. Throw one or two little explosive things off of the building first so that a crowd can gather in interest and also you can show them that you mean business. After the crowd has gathered, you light the fuses of your explosives and pull out a chainsaw. Before you jump off of the building, start to cut off all of your limbs. Once that is done, jump off the building. BOOM! You killed yourself and about 40 onlookers! Good job!
24 Jan 2001	Tonia Hall	what is the best way to kill yourself when you are 26 yrs old?
24 Jan 2001	becca	This is for Girls: Go fuck the hottest guy in school, then ask him to get u drugs..... from his really hot friends and overdose. OK mother fuckers??
24 Jan 2001	fang	I think the best way to kill yourself is to do it wrong... that way you can try something else and get so bored with it that you die of that, or not? will you write about your experiance and bore others to death? will you invent new ways? Or will you start going to soccergames and start killing others? If you do it right, there is a lot out there to inspire you to do it again but different.
23 Jan 2001	James	First, I'd nail my eyelids to the ceiling while standing on a chair. Then, i'd have my friend hit a baby piglet with a baseball bat, really hard so it squeals, but that's besides the point, i'd then knock the chair out from under me and listen to my eyelids rip and than i'd fall to the groud, landing on the poor baby piglet who was mutilated from the Louisville Slugger... :D
22 Jan 2001	Yoka	get a brick and tie it to you're foot then jump off a dock some where
22 Jan 2001	Yoka	go into a frige and close the door