What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

24 Mar 2001 destructo well let's see, you could take a needle full of almost any cleaning agent and insert it into your veins in your neck which most likely reduce any cries for help. then you could wear opposite sex garments and live your last minutes watching the Sound of Music and anybody forced to go through that much torment deserves to die

24 Mar 2001 Quixotic I would have to say that one of the best ways I have found to kill yourself when your under age thirteen is first to get yourself an anatomy book... After doing so, you will look through and find the most suitable death for yourself. Depending on how fast you want to die. Perhaps you want a quick death. Well, to go upon a quick death simply look in the book for the location of all your major arteries and slice from toe to neck. Or a slow death. find out were your intestine track is and eviscerate yourself. (for those of you who don't know what this is, it means for your intestines to come out of your skin and hang out of your body.... or you can look for your own creative way, it's fun and educational!

24 Mar 2001 Mick Jones Go to a crowded place with a toy gun, have one of your friends call the police and when the police come, tell them you will not be taken alive. Act like your going to shoot someone. The cop will shoot an unarmed person. Sounds GREAT.

23 Mar 2001 Ex-Mental Patient. Take a nap on the train tracks or run out onto an airport runway and then jump into the running intake of a huge turbojet on a 747 when it is setting up to take-off. Must time this well or the plane will already be down the runway by the time you get there and they will catch you. Then you will be in looney heaven pumped full of drugs, bad food and made to sit in boring group therapy all the time. I know, I have been there and I can tell you now that I would rather be in the engine of a jet or under a train then in one of those nuthouses again.

23 Mar 2001 Goo-Brain Guy Here is the best way if you want it absolutely instantaneous and painless. Take a walk where they are putting up new power poles or signs and find the tall pounding machine that makes the holes in the ground. This is a pile-driver. Wait until the asshole construction workers turn their back, run over and then place your head into it while the weight is going up. When it comes down it will crush your head instantly and splatter you brain. Sticky blood and gooey paste everywhere! Yowsa! :)

23 Mar 2001 EsThEr (sKiTz0) its easy, clear and simple: to all you intelligent readerz (myself included) just for attention i suggest u act depressed n wait till about a milion people say wuts wrong? that will annoy u 2 death... or juss take tha wire cord in your gym during a volleyball tournament and bam! hang yurself, this way u traumatize every1 in skool, get a good name, and no1 will ever 4get u

23 Mar 2001 Auntie Soppapilla I don't think anyone should even be thinking about killing themselfs especially at the age of 13 or under I think that is so retarded if your a teenager you need to enjoy your life just don't give up on yourself have fun go to the movies with your friends spend some quality time with your parents. Commiting suicide isn't the resort to solving all your problems.

23 Mar 2001 Selur Natas Have a man with a penis of at least 13 inches or longer screw you in the butthole and let him cram it in all the way !!
By the time he is finished with you your guts should be torn to shreds and you will die a slow death from internal bleeding...X:-{

21 Mar 2001 D-Funk If you have a gun or access to one you will have to go shooting. I was afraid to blow my own brains out, but i chickened out on doing this. If you really want to die without you doing it, simply go around shooting. Shoot cars, people on the streets, animals, windows, anything... Leave at least 3 bullets in the gun, wait for the cops. Then shoot at them, they will blow you away.

21 Mar 2001 Mark Take a bunch of xanex the 2 milligram tabs.... and drink a shitload of booze.
Another good way if you don't like drugs is to buy a gun and just go point it at the first cop you see! actually i think that's the the best way

21 Mar 2001 Jim C Just pick up the gun and pull the trigger. why not? you know you want to just do it!

20 Mar 2001 Badly Hurt:(( I'm 13 rite now... and I'll do anythin to commit suicide!!! My sister hates my ass and it's because of me her life is a BITCH! I'm goin stand in the middle of the road and get hit by a car.

18 Mar 2001 Gavin Life sucks. Everyone says that suicide is selfish because i'm doing it for myself and not thinking about the people that it is going to affect around me. I say SCREW THEM!!! How the Fuck am I being selfish if it is my fucking life?!?!?

16 Mar 2001 FUCK YOU I WILL PAY ANYONE $300 TO SHOOT MY BRAINS APART.... A SUICIDE NOTE WILL BE INCLUDED IN THE DEAL!

16 Mar 2001 boris live in french speaking country - sure to die eventually...

16 Mar 2001 Bobo The Talking Monkey Well, if you are sure you want to go, first, do something crazy, like take a gun and than hold your fellow schoolmates at gunpoint and order them to run into a brick wall at full speed, or whatever. Just remember, HAVE FUN! talk back to teachers, yell out answers during tests, rape, fight, steal, whatever get you in the best mood. Then after you're in a good mood, kill yourself in the quickest, least painful way. That way, your last thought ever in all the universe will be pure joy. (I recommend a 3000 foot drop, more is better, over a beautiful mountain range, that way you are filled with adrenalin and you get a great view before you go, almost instantly)

ps: Even more than that though, don't commit suicide. Don't let that stupid life win over you? what are you, wusses? Here we are, 2 billion years of pure evolution, and because our life isn't all movie star goodie-goodie happy-happy land we already give up. I swear, some people are so spoiled they can't take the slightest discomfort. People hundreds of years ago died all the time, had to work all day, were stupid idiots their entire lives, didn't have good toilet paper, rarely took showers, served a suck-ass king, died for lost causes, and you don't hear THEM complaining!

Com'on, live with it, be a man (or woman)

16 Mar 2001 Bob KILL ME Hey, I am 14 - and I need a good way... I do not have access to a gun. I for sure want to make sure that I am gone, and there is no chance of bringing me back at all. I do not want to do anything painful. If I had a gun, it'd be the best way, but I do not. Is there any other similar ways? 98 - 100% sure to kill me? Chemicals (remember painless)

15 Mar 2001 Sabin Black Come'on, don't kill yourself. the way I see, it, instead of working on ending your life, why not try to make it last forever? I mean, it probably won't work, but if it does then you've got it made. I've been thinking up ways for my entire 15 years of life, and who knows? maybe I'll get it someday. Just think: Virtual Immortality. Passing on your genes or brain and spinal cord transplants, whatever. There has to be a way out there, and if all the people who would commit suicide decide to look for it, then someone is bound to discover it. Anyway, even if you don't want to look for everlasting life, why not just live your life happily. Get a girl (or man, if you're a girl) and live. Suicide is the wimps way out of life, for people who can't stand up to the problems life presents them with, no matter how difficult.

15 Mar 2001 trust me on the razors i'm not under 13 now, but i wanted it all to end when i was, so... firstly grab some razor blades and slit your wrists and arms, even feet if it helps. It creates a fantastic and quick release of everything- makes u feel great, then if u still wanna die, grab some pills (trust me when i say any will do) and o.d. U should die, but if not u will go to hospital-dammit! and u will be sent to counselling because of this u will become competely insane and you will definitely find SOME desperate way to finally end this pointless hell. remember, we ALL DIE ANYWAY don't fuck around, just do it

14 Mar 2001 Echo Please get therapy. I have tried to kill myself four times and every time you fail you want to die even more. So if you want to kill yourself then make sure you do it right the first time cause if you fail the pain is more unbearable than the reason you want to kill yourself in the first place.

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
24 Mar 2001	destructo	well let's see, you could take a needle full of almost any cleaning agent and insert it into your veins in your neck which most likely reduce any cries for help. then you could wear opposite sex garments and live your last minutes watching the Sound of Music and anybody forced to go through that much torment deserves to die
24 Mar 2001	Quixotic	I would have to say that one of the best ways I have found to kill yourself when your under age thirteen is first to get yourself an anatomy book... After doing so, you will look through and find the most suitable death for yourself. Depending on how fast you want to die. Perhaps you want a quick death. Well, to go upon a quick death simply look in the book for the location of all your major arteries and slice from toe to neck. Or a slow death. find out were your intestine track is and eviscerate yourself. (for those of you who don't know what this is, it means for your intestines to come out of your skin and hang out of your body.... or you can look for your own creative way, it's fun and educational!
24 Mar 2001	Mick Jones	Go to a crowded place with a toy gun, have one of your friends call the police and when the police come, tell them you will not be taken alive. Act like your going to shoot someone. The cop will shoot an unarmed person. Sounds GREAT.
23 Mar 2001	Ex-Mental Patient.	Take a nap on the train tracks or run out onto an airport runway and then jump into the running intake of a huge turbojet on a 747 when it is setting up to take-off. Must time this well or the plane will already be down the runway by the time you get there and they will catch you. Then you will be in looney heaven pumped full of drugs, bad food and made to sit in boring group therapy all the time. I know, I have been there and I can tell you now that I would rather be in the engine of a jet or under a train then in one of those nuthouses again.
23 Mar 2001	Goo-Brain Guy	Here is the best way if you want it absolutely instantaneous and painless. Take a walk where they are putting up new power poles or signs and find the tall pounding machine that makes the holes in the ground. This is a pile-driver. Wait until the asshole construction workers turn their back, run over and then place your head into it while the weight is going up. When it comes down it will crush your head instantly and splatter you brain. Sticky blood and gooey paste everywhere! Yowsa! :)
23 Mar 2001	EsThEr (sKiTz0)	its easy, clear and simple: to all you intelligent readerz (myself included) just for attention i suggest u act depressed n wait till about a milion people say wuts wrong? that will annoy u 2 death... or juss take tha wire cord in your gym during a volleyball tournament and bam! hang yurself, this way u traumatize every1 in skool, get a good name, and no1 will ever 4get u
23 Mar 2001	Auntie Soppapilla	I don't think anyone should even be thinking about killing themselfs especially at the age of 13 or under I think that is so retarded if your a teenager you need to enjoy your life just don't give up on yourself have fun go to the movies with your friends spend some quality time with your parents. Commiting suicide isn't the resort to solving all your problems.
23 Mar 2001	Selur Natas	Have a man with a penis of at least 13 inches or longer screw you in the butthole and let him cram it in all the way !! By the time he is finished with you your guts should be torn to shreds and you will die a slow death from internal bleeding...X:-{
21 Mar 2001	D-Funk	If you have a gun or access to one you will have to go shooting. I was afraid to blow my own brains out, but i chickened out on doing this. If you really want to die without you doing it, simply go around shooting. Shoot cars, people on the streets, animals, windows, anything... Leave at least 3 bullets in the gun, wait for the cops. Then shoot at them, they will blow you away.
21 Mar 2001	Mark	Take a bunch of xanex the 2 milligram tabs.... and drink a shitload of booze. Another good way if you don't like drugs is to buy a gun and just go point it at the first cop you see! actually i think that's the the best way
21 Mar 2001	Jim C	Just pick up the gun and pull the trigger. why not? you know you want to just do it!
20 Mar 2001	Badly Hurt:((	I'm 13 rite now... and I'll do anythin to commit suicide!!! My sister hates my ass and it's because of me her life is a BITCH! I'm goin stand in the middle of the road and get hit by a car.
18 Mar 2001	Gavin	Life sucks. Everyone says that suicide is selfish because i'm doing it for myself and not thinking about the people that it is going to affect around me. I say SCREW THEM!!! How the Fuck am I being selfish if it is my fucking life?!?!?
16 Mar 2001	FUCK YOU	I WILL PAY ANYONE $300 TO SHOOT MY BRAINS APART.... A SUICIDE NOTE WILL BE INCLUDED IN THE DEAL!
16 Mar 2001	boris	live in french speaking country - sure to die eventually...
16 Mar 2001	Bobo The Talking Monkey	Well, if you are sure you want to go, first, do something crazy, like take a gun and than hold your fellow schoolmates at gunpoint and order them to run into a brick wall at full speed, or whatever. Just remember, HAVE FUN! talk back to teachers, yell out answers during tests, rape, fight, steal, whatever get you in the best mood. Then after you're in a good mood, kill yourself in the quickest, least painful way. That way, your last thought ever in all the universe will be pure joy. (I recommend a 3000 foot drop, more is better, over a beautiful mountain range, that way you are filled with adrenalin and you get a great view before you go, almost instantly) ps: Even more than that though, don't commit suicide. Don't let that stupid life win over you? what are you, wusses? Here we are, 2 billion years of pure evolution, and because our life isn't all movie star goodie-goodie happy-happy land we already give up. I swear, some people are so spoiled they can't take the slightest discomfort. People hundreds of years ago died all the time, had to work all day, were stupid idiots their entire lives, didn't have good toilet paper, rarely took showers, served a suck-ass king, died for lost causes, and you don't hear THEM complaining! Com'on, live with it, be a man (or woman)
16 Mar 2001	Bob KILL ME	Hey, I am 14 - and I need a good way... I do not have access to a gun. I for sure want to make sure that I am gone, and there is no chance of bringing me back at all. I do not want to do anything painful. If I had a gun, it'd be the best way, but I do not. Is there any other similar ways? 98 - 100% sure to kill me? Chemicals (remember painless)
15 Mar 2001	Sabin Black	Come'on, don't kill yourself. the way I see, it, instead of working on ending your life, why not try to make it last forever? I mean, it probably won't work, but if it does then you've got it made. I've been thinking up ways for my entire 15 years of life, and who knows? maybe I'll get it someday. Just think: Virtual Immortality. Passing on your genes or brain and spinal cord transplants, whatever. There has to be a way out there, and if all the people who would commit suicide decide to look for it, then someone is bound to discover it. Anyway, even if you don't want to look for everlasting life, why not just live your life happily. Get a girl (or man, if you're a girl) and live. Suicide is the wimps way out of life, for people who can't stand up to the problems life presents them with, no matter how difficult.
15 Mar 2001	trust me on the razors	i'm not under 13 now, but i wanted it all to end when i was, so... firstly grab some razor blades and slit your wrists and arms, even feet if it helps. It creates a fantastic and quick release of everything- makes u feel great, then if u still wanna die, grab some pills (trust me when i say any will do) and o.d. U should die, but if not u will go to hospital-dammit! and u will be sent to counselling because of this u will become competely insane and you will definitely find SOME desperate way to finally end this pointless hell. remember, we ALL DIE ANYWAY don't fuck around, just do it
14 Mar 2001	Echo	Please get therapy. I have tried to kill myself four times and every time you fail you want to die even more. So if you want to kill yourself then make sure you do it right the first time cause if you fail the pain is more unbearable than the reason you want to kill yourself in the first place.