| Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form. |
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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans? |
| 12 Apr 2001 | hilary | wow... lots of people with good ideas.. hmm.. i say you should pick up a nice heroin habit. Then when you get bored with it, just overdose and it's all over. And whatever method you choose, it should be one that will actually work. But remember ...suicide is habit-forming. |
| 11 Apr 2001 | sara | Hahaha I think you all need sum help in here... Life is a precious thing, why would you throw it all away, cause once you're gone there is no coming back... I know I have tried to slit my wrist and all that physical stuff, but in the end I knew it was wrong and I was living for me and no one else even though things in my life were fucked up... and for the lil sicko that made this site. Other people might die because of what you have created! I hope God punishes you! |
| 10 Apr 2001 | Masey Johns | try sucking your own dick. if you spine doesn't break, if you dont get stuck and die of embarrasment, maybe some masked killer will attack you, maybe some disease will hit, maybe a plane will crash onto your roof, maybe a volcano will erupt, maybe a fire will burn you, maybe, just maybe. |
| 08 Apr 2001 | vag | the best way to commit a suicide is to remain maiden |
| 08 Apr 2001 | PHYSCHE | Well what you do is you strap meat all over yourself, and run into a room full of starved wolves, wolverines, etc. |
| 05 Apr 2001 | domagoj | try to listen backstreet boys |
| 05 Apr 2001 | ken | never deny life! |
| 03 Apr 2001 | Bombman | Well don't try taking a knife to school, doesn't work. And don't hand it to your friend and say "Stab me". Doesn't work he chucks the knife and you run after it and then the fittest girl you have always liked says "Nooo" and starts crying... Maybe if you want to do that you can but you will be shifted (arrested). But that's about it, they let you go after about 1 hour... |
| 02 Apr 2001 | wayne | ok i would tell all kinds of ways but there is not that much time there is only 1 very quick and ecusional way to do this get the fucking 12 gauge load the buck shot stick it in your mouth blow your shit up make sure to kill all enemies first and do alot of drugs make sure enemies involve pigs |
| 02 Apr 2001 | Jay Wit | This is SUCH a cool site! Please let me know what you decided on before you go... perhaps I'll use that one. Anyway... here's my suggestion: I figure a running car in a closed garage should do the trick nice and painlessly. I've heard you just get really sleepy, pass out, and never wake up. Just make sure to do it when you know nobody will notice for many hours. You wouldn't want any ignorant do-gooders spoiling your plans. PS: If you don't have a garage, you could obtain a piece of large diameter tubing and run it from the tailpipe, through the car window and just sit in it. Jus be sure to pull around to the back of the house so nobody notices what you are doing. |
| 31 Mar 2001 | Bombman | The best way in which to kill yourself is to get in loads of trouble, try to slit your mum's throat and shit like that. Get drunk at school etc. just do anything you want. Then when you can't hack it you will find a true way to you in which to kill yourself. Like I am about to do soon... (All things have been tried.) by me!! |
| 31 Mar 2001 | RavenSong | If only I had a gun... shit it'd b so easy just 2 blow your brains out! i cant stab myself deep enough cuz it hurts like hell and i just want it to be quick! u pansy assed shitheads with guns are just chicken cuz if i had a gun i'd be dead right now! PS: can anybody tell me how 2 cut urself so u die good once and 4 all? PPS 2 all those mother fuckers who say this site is crap, wantin 2 die sux ass and better we all get it over. plus, why the hell r u here if u didn't want 2 die 2? we're all goin 2 hell cuz this world is shit and there's no finding any help. |
| 30 Mar 2001 | Megan | Play 'chicken' with a kamakazi. |
| 30 Mar 2001 | sirene | s'étouffer avec son pouce |
| 29 Mar 2001 | Augustus | I recommend a quick, simple and relatively painless method. Slitting wrists and jumping off buildings and such take some real balls to actually do, but all methods do really. At 13 it's pretty easy to make yourself a deadly household cocktail:- a few cleaning products, random crushed up pills and something sweet tasting to make it go down easier. Then find yourself a quiet room with a lock, to let the concoction do its work and prevent anyone from getting you the hospital before it's too late (that's where I failed). Another approach which I've recently been pondering is drowning, as they say you're meant to feel a sense of euphoria. It's intriguing to think that someone so unhappy with life to end it all, could actually leave with a sense of happiness. |
| 27 Mar 2001 | Hannah | well first off i think that this page is bullshit. when i was 13 i was suicidal and i found out that it is bullshit also. i mean come on... life is hard BUT why kill yourself? It gets better, it can always get better and i dont give a damn if you disagree with me. Drugs and alcohol are stupid and they don't help, they make it worse. You all need to stop and think about the people that care about you, if you think you are alone you are not. And dont think that i am one of those christian assholes that are out to save you because i'm not. 3 of my friends have committed suicide in the last 4 years and it hurts like hell for us left behind. If you need someone to talk to email me. Suicide is overrated. You don't come back and people remember you as a pussy that couldn't handle reality. Reality fucking sucks. Live with it. It's all you can do. |
| 27 Mar 2001 | FOR ALL YOU FUCKERS THAT ARE TELLING ALL OF THESE PEOPLE TO GET A LIFE, YOU JUST DONT UNDERSTAND. YEAH, SOME OF THESE WAYS ARE SICK, BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE PAIN. YOU ALL SAY THAT WE JUST WANT ATTENTION, BUT THAT ISN'T THE CASE. IF WE WANTED ATTENTION, THEN WE WOULD RUN AROUND NAKED FOR A WHILE. WE JUST WANT FREEDOM FROM THIS FUCKED UP LIFE. IT IS AN AWFUL THING TO LIVE FROM DAY TO DAY AND WISH YOUR PATHETIC LIFE WOULD ALL BE OVER WITH. LIFE SUCKS. HAVE FUN AND GOOD LUCK!!! | |
| 26 Mar 2001 | simon banwell | jump in the way of a moving subway train |
| 26 Mar 2001 | some loser. | Why would you want to commit suicide in the first place? I can't imagine why anyone would. Life can't be THAT bad. Were all fucked up and we all have problems. Get over it. Move on. Besides, if you wanted to die, you'd have killed yourself along ass time ago. Think about your parents, fucker. |
| 25 Mar 2001 | Rock Star | OK, don't do the stupid "cry for help" thing and take a bottle and a half of tylenol. That's just half assed. If you're going to do something, do it right... if you want to go the traditional route, slit your wrists- the 'best' way is one horizontal slice and a vertical cut along the vein/artery does the job right. Don't blame it on rap music, and you should pick an appropriate venue... it seems the current trend is in a high school after fucking shit up. Like that movie Heathers.... or something. |
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