What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

28 Aug 2001 kutzar not kill urself
silly!

25 Aug 2001 rob I'm not saying it is alright to kill yourself, I'm here to help. I'm not a god believer, I'm just here to help and why the fuck would some sick people make a site like this? You are retards!!!!!!!!!!

25 Aug 2001 M.P.T DON'T try that stupid trick with the needle full of air. It hardly ever works. Air bubbles in a small syringe like the ones that you get at chemists etc, are not big enough to actually kill you at all. You would need a huge motherfucker of a syringe to actually die, if it even works. I have seen a chick shoot up an entire needle full of air and it did nothing.
If you dont wanna slit your wrists or shoot yourself (and who wants to take the risk or either ending up looking like an attention getting spaz with wrsit scars, or brain damaged from a bad shot) then just get as many painkillers as you can and take them with as much alcohol as possible. Heroin would be better as it is a great feeling, quick, painless and very easy to overdose and die quickly as long as you are not found too quick.

One other thing. Just make sure you really want to do it first. I mean if you are so special and so fucking pained and full of preteen angst, why not write, draw paint or do something creative at least first and get some of that tortured spirit into the world first.

Don't die without
-getting laid every way you ever wanted to
-taking all the best drugs you wanted to try
-saying all that stuff you were too gutless to say to everyone
-doing everything you wanted to but were too scared

hey if you're gonna die anyway soon, why the fuck not?????

25 Aug 2001 kAt go into your garage, douse it in gasoline, make a noose, hang it in the middle of your garage, mix draino and chlorax in a bottle and set in on the chair under the noose, get a big knife too, put your head through the noose and strike the match and throw it to the furthest corner quickly, cut your wrists and at the last minute drink the draino/chlorax, don't worry youll fall of the chair. byebye

25 Aug 2001 BItch sit on a toilet seat full of poo and breathe in the smell

25 Aug 2001 Just Me Carbon Monoxide... crank up your car in the garage and sleep your troubles away.

25 Aug 2001 jerry get the gun of your father then put it in your mouth then trigger it i'm sure you'll die and never breath anymore... if your father don't have a gun then, go to a 25 floor building and then jump.

25 Aug 2001 Alandar First of all, I just want to know why the "under 13" part has any effect at all and why the originator of the page put it on there. Second I just have a quote I made up to add.
"The leading cause of death is life"
Thank you, good day.

25 Aug 2001 Tina Jump of the balkony with your favourite toy in your hand-but check first that it's at least the third floor! (Apart from that it`s not worth it-too many things to miss!)

25 Aug 2001 bonig drink harmful fluids... raid the medicine cabinet

25 Aug 2001 Susie There are many ways to kill yourself. I am almost 13 and to tell you the truth I have tried to kill myself but my teacher told me that she loved my and made me tell her I wouldn't hurt myself. If you are under 13 or even under 15 and want to kill yourself e-mail me and we can talk. Please before it's to late.

25 Aug 2001 Dusty Give your life to the Lord, and your flesh will die, but your spirit will live.

25 Aug 2001 Jessica To cut yourself on the anckles. To get yourself hit by a car. Drink yourself until you get alcohol poisoning

25 Aug 2001 Carly take a knife and cut your wrist, then close the cut with peanut butter

25 Aug 2001 Warpt If your under 13 the best way to get yourself killed (with a big asshole in the end) is to go to the local park by your house and talk to that guy who stands by his car next to the fence watching you and your little buddies play. He will definitly rock your world and most likely when he's done fukkking you up the ass his life will be complete and he will end both of yours. Or you can just die the slow way by walking through a park with no shoes on until you step on a needle infected with HIV from some crackhead Cosby Kid. Either way, have fun kids

25 Aug 2001 victorya First of all, I wanna tell you all that I am 15. I cut my wrists 11 times. Nothing has happened apparently. I wanna die. But I don't think that you should try to kill yourself. Think about your family. Your friends. What would you do if you were to loose them? Please make a good decision. Bye.

25 Aug 2001 Susie There is no best way to kill yourself. You should wait untill it is your time to die. E-mail me if you want to kill yourself and we can talk.

25 Aug 2001 Paul Go into Detroit around 8 and Wisconsin, find a bunch of black dudes playing dice or something and scream "niggers" as loud as you can. It'll all be over in a few moments...

25 Aug 2001 Mr. Crazy filipino (wha wha wha what!!) first wear your nice clothes and make sure you are wearing clean underwear and then write a letter to your sorry ass parents and then drink all the cleaning solutions under the sink and then get a large ass knife and stab yourself a couple of times and if you can walk still lay in your bed. they'll fuckin think your just sleeping and they'll walk in your room five days later and smell the stench of your lifeless body and feel sorry for their sorry asses.

23 Aug 2001 LifeIsAwesome First of all, most of you underminded children haven't even reached puberty let alone even know what it's like to live! You think life sucks now, wait until you are grown up and raising a child on your own! What about going through a divorce, you children haven't even begun to live, take a walk with god, realize why you are here! After all he put you on this earth for a reason and obviously you are so damn inconsiderate to see that! Once you kill yourself, that's it!... You will NEVER be able to look down on your family, and when you do get to see them you will be looking up! Just because you died painfully, well that's nothing compared to what you will go through in hell! I guess you must want jagged rusty old razor blades and knived dragging across your soul... even though you are a spirit you can FEEL IT!!!!! FOR GOD SO LOVED THE WORLD THAT HE GAVE HIS ONLY SON.....

You children really have issues, I personally think you guys only want to die because you think it's "in and the cool thing to do". NOBODY will respect you for it, it's NOT funny or even cute, and little as you asshole know, insurance will NOT cover a suicide! So think of your family and how you want to be remembered! I had a VERY close friend of mine hang himself because he was going to go to jail for theft, so he got drunk and hung himself! The downside of that was me being one of the EMT's on call! I've seen things you guys only imagine about in your sick little minds, you can become and EMT-1 at age 16, but you need 125-150 hours of training! But wait a minute, why would you selfish children care about saving others! Just turn to god and ask for forgivness now and turn to him and learn to love! You guys have A LOT to learn and I found this retarded little site while looking up stuff on fake dental braces for a halloween costume! GROW UP!!! Life is soooo WORTH living!

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
28 Aug 2001	kutzar	not kill urself silly!
25 Aug 2001	rob	I'm not saying it is alright to kill yourself, I'm here to help. I'm not a god believer, I'm just here to help and why the fuck would some sick people make a site like this? You are retards!!!!!!!!!!
25 Aug 2001	M.P.T	DON'T try that stupid trick with the needle full of air. It hardly ever works. Air bubbles in a small syringe like the ones that you get at chemists etc, are not big enough to actually kill you at all. You would need a huge motherfucker of a syringe to actually die, if it even works. I have seen a chick shoot up an entire needle full of air and it did nothing. If you dont wanna slit your wrists or shoot yourself (and who wants to take the risk or either ending up looking like an attention getting spaz with wrsit scars, or brain damaged from a bad shot) then just get as many painkillers as you can and take them with as much alcohol as possible. Heroin would be better as it is a great feeling, quick, painless and very easy to overdose and die quickly as long as you are not found too quick. One other thing. Just make sure you really want to do it first. I mean if you are so special and so fucking pained and full of preteen angst, why not write, draw paint or do something creative at least first and get some of that tortured spirit into the world first. Don't die without -getting laid every way you ever wanted to -taking all the best drugs you wanted to try -saying all that stuff you were too gutless to say to everyone -doing everything you wanted to but were too scared hey if you're gonna die anyway soon, why the fuck not?????
25 Aug 2001	kAt	go into your garage, douse it in gasoline, make a noose, hang it in the middle of your garage, mix draino and chlorax in a bottle and set in on the chair under the noose, get a big knife too, put your head through the noose and strike the match and throw it to the furthest corner quickly, cut your wrists and at the last minute drink the draino/chlorax, don't worry youll fall of the chair. byebye
25 Aug 2001	BItch	sit on a toilet seat full of poo and breathe in the smell
25 Aug 2001	Just Me	Carbon Monoxide... crank up your car in the garage and sleep your troubles away.
25 Aug 2001	jerry	get the gun of your father then put it in your mouth then trigger it i'm sure you'll die and never breath anymore... if your father don't have a gun then, go to a 25 floor building and then jump.
25 Aug 2001	Alandar	First of all, I just want to know why the "under 13" part has any effect at all and why the originator of the page put it on there. Second I just have a quote I made up to add. "The leading cause of death is life" Thank you, good day.
25 Aug 2001	Tina	Jump of the balkony with your favourite toy in your hand-but check first that it's at least the third floor! (Apart from that it`s not worth it-too many things to miss!)
25 Aug 2001	bonig	drink harmful fluids... raid the medicine cabinet
25 Aug 2001	Susie	There are many ways to kill yourself. I am almost 13 and to tell you the truth I have tried to kill myself but my teacher told me that she loved my and made me tell her I wouldn't hurt myself. If you are under 13 or even under 15 and want to kill yourself e-mail me and we can talk. Please before it's to late.
25 Aug 2001	Dusty	Give your life to the Lord, and your flesh will die, but your spirit will live.
25 Aug 2001	Jessica	To cut yourself on the anckles. To get yourself hit by a car. Drink yourself until you get alcohol poisoning
25 Aug 2001	Carly	take a knife and cut your wrist, then close the cut with peanut butter
25 Aug 2001	Warpt	If your under 13 the best way to get yourself killed (with a big asshole in the end) is to go to the local park by your house and talk to that guy who stands by his car next to the fence watching you and your little buddies play. He will definitly rock your world and most likely when he's done fukkking you up the ass his life will be complete and he will end both of yours. Or you can just die the slow way by walking through a park with no shoes on until you step on a needle infected with HIV from some crackhead Cosby Kid. Either way, have fun kids
25 Aug 2001	victorya	First of all, I wanna tell you all that I am 15. I cut my wrists 11 times. Nothing has happened apparently. I wanna die. But I don't think that you should try to kill yourself. Think about your family. Your friends. What would you do if you were to loose them? Please make a good decision. Bye.
25 Aug 2001	Susie	There is no best way to kill yourself. You should wait untill it is your time to die. E-mail me if you want to kill yourself and we can talk.
25 Aug 2001	Paul	Go into Detroit around 8 and Wisconsin, find a bunch of black dudes playing dice or something and scream "niggers" as loud as you can. It'll all be over in a few moments...
25 Aug 2001	Mr. Crazy filipino (wha wha wha what!!)	first wear your nice clothes and make sure you are wearing clean underwear and then write a letter to your sorry ass parents and then drink all the cleaning solutions under the sink and then get a large ass knife and stab yourself a couple of times and if you can walk still lay in your bed. they'll fuckin think your just sleeping and they'll walk in your room five days later and smell the stench of your lifeless body and feel sorry for their sorry asses.
23 Aug 2001	LifeIsAwesome	First of all, most of you underminded children haven't even reached puberty let alone even know what it's like to live! You think life sucks now, wait until you are grown up and raising a child on your own! What about going through a divorce, you children haven't even begun to live, take a walk with god, realize why you are here! After all he put you on this earth for a reason and obviously you are so damn inconsiderate to see that! Once you kill yourself, that's it!... You will NEVER be able to look down on your family, and when you do get to see them you will be looking up! Just because you died painfully, well that's nothing compared to what you will go through in hell! I guess you must want jagged rusty old razor blades and knived dragging across your soul... even though you are a spirit you can FEEL IT!!!!! FOR GOD SO LOVED THE WORLD THAT HE GAVE HIS ONLY SON..... You children really have issues, I personally think you guys only want to die because you think it's "in and the cool thing to do". NOBODY will respect you for it, it's NOT funny or even cute, and little as you asshole know, insurance will NOT cover a suicide! So think of your family and how you want to be remembered! I had a VERY close friend of mine hang himself because he was going to go to jail for theft, so he got drunk and hung himself! The downside of that was me being one of the EMT's on call! I've seen things you guys only imagine about in your sick little minds, you can become and EMT-1 at age 16, but you need 125-150 hours of training! But wait a minute, why would you selfish children care about saving others! Just turn to god and ask for forgivness now and turn to him and learn to love! You guys have A LOT to learn and I found this retarded little site while looking up stuff on fake dental braces for a halloween costume! GROW UP!!! Life is soooo WORTH living!