| Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form. |
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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans? |
| 22 Aug 2001 | Anonymous | Actually, that should have been the "5-second rule". |
| 20 Aug 2001 | Anonymous | Jumping off something would be a good idea, but it has to be very tall. If you are jumping out of a window or off the roof of a building, make sure it is at least 8 or more stories tall and that you land on something hard such as concrete. If you are jumping off a cliff or other natural feature then you should be able to spit and have the spit fall for eight seconds or more. This rule of thumb I call the "8-second rule". If you fall for 8 seconds or more and land on something hard you will most definitely die. This is completely painless. As soon as you hit the ground you cease to live. An even better way, though, would be to go skydiving. Jump out of the plane, and take off your parachute and throw it away. Turn yourself upside down and stiffen your arms and legs, so you are upside down doing a "pencil dive". This posture speeds you up so your skydiving instructor cannot save you. If you are jumping off of something else such as a building or cliff, turn upside-down and at an angle so that you hit the ground with your neck and upper back. Happy falling! |
| 15 Aug 2001 | Cocaine | this page is fucking cool! i always thought it would be crazy just to walk up to some dude and shoot them in the back of the head, with a shot gun. lol |
| 15 Aug 2001 | Can-d | u people make me sick. i tried to kill myself before and i don't find u should kill yourself dudes cause it is better to live |
| 15 Aug 2001 | Dr...Anonymous | First of all, you shouldn't worry about what will happen after your death. For you, there will be no consequences, you will be dead. There will however, be consequences for your friends and/or families so THINK IT THROUGH! Secondly, before you act consider this, everybody changes drastically in their teenage years. As you get older, you will probably find that the things that upset you now, will become trivial and unimportant to you. Look at how you have changed from when you were a baby! Finally, if there is absolutley no other way out, and you have exhausted ALL other possibilities, then I would recommend an overdose of sleeping tablets/Heroin (These will almost certainly guarantee a painless death.) The necessary dosage will vary upon the type of tablet or the purity of the heroin. Of course, firearms offer another painless solution but, like Heroin, they may be difficult to obtain. |
| 12 Aug 2001 | jessieB | some sort of poisonius bug!!!!!!!!! or your mom's homemade chutney |
| 12 Aug 2001 | Bizkit | just walk fast on a highway and don't look either side. you never no which side will hit you first |
| 11 Aug 2001 | tracey | i would say lay in the middle of a street so and try to go to sleep. that way it looks like you were hit by a car to your family but yet to you.... you killed yourself... and you felt no pain. but you could also be awake whatever makes you happy, i guess... |
| 11 Aug 2001 | that girl | Somehow make a bomb (with timer preferably) ...doesn't have to be a large one ...strap it to yourself and when you jump from the top of a large building, set the bomb to explode in mid air. Or i guess one could have it set to a few minutes after one lands so that when others come to investigate... But then again when I was thirteen i wouldn't have been able to do this, for lack of tall buildings and lack of bomb-like materials. I just slit my wrists instead. It doesn't work when people find you and take you to the hospital... Make sure no one finds you, or tries to save you... If you think death is bad, try living through it. |
| 10 Aug 2001 | Smart Ass | Well I think all you wankers are seriously fucked up. You are all mother fuckers and you can all go and rape your mothers, sisters whatever or even yourself. What the hell is wrong with you? Get a life! You shouldn't be killing yourselves, it is selfish. You would be robbing your mother of her sex life. But if you really want ideas email me. Love. Smart Ass |
| 10 Aug 2001 | tyler | Who cares, you're already dead yea, you're going to die anyway so who cares? If i were you i would start beating yourself up, it's fun!!! I did :) so clinch your fist and punch your face as hard as you can... trust me you will get addicted after a while :) After you do this, you will look at your life a whole different way, yea and if you really want too be different do it in front of a lot of people!!! Some will look and laugh but others will think you're sick an morbid but like i said you're already dead... you just realized it faster.... oh yea and another thing... when you do this people will think you're different than other "normal" people... but they for some odd reason accept you and think you're cool so that is my advice.... And don't forget to find a Fight Club near you!!! |
| 09 Aug 2001 | Roy | Well, sometimes when ur sad you reach a very clear conclusion that no matter what, ur life's gonna suck. cuz even when ur happy, it's just some sort of a anti-depression pill. ur so dumb, u don't realize nothing than the shallowest level of consciousness. if u can't live without that drug, u better hope there's reincarnation and drink lots of alcohol and go skateboarding for ur first time in the highway |
| 09 Aug 2001 | SweetLeaf | Well I found cutting myself and bleeding was pretty enjoyable at that age, but recently I thought jumping off the Grand Canyon might be a good way to go. |
| 09 Aug 2001 | amanda | look, most kids have a older brother or sister who has a car, all you have to do is wait until they are going to work or school and lay by their tires, hopefully they will run over you before they will notice you were there. |
| 09 Aug 2001 | I_hate_life | Life sucks, life is cruel, life is unfair. I understand anyone who wants to kill him/herself. People who say "you shouldn't kill yourself, there's too much to live for" have never really suffered and are full of shit. Life is NOT worth living. All it is is pain, suffering, heartache and disappointment. I tried killing myself by taking an overdose of sleeping pills but I panicked and threw them up... didn't have the guts to go through with it... I'm a real coward and a loser. I think the best way to kill yourself is to lock yourself in a garage, start the car and let yourself fall into a deep sleep... from which you will never wake up. It works and it's painless. |
| 08 Aug 2001 | Tre | i'd say the old coat hanger in the electrical outlet. you never can go wrong with electricy |
| 08 Aug 2001 | seendje | the answer is simple: a train |
| 07 Aug 2001 | quizzic | publically in woodwork class. |
| 06 Aug 2001 | Bootsex | play with pedophiles whose antipsychotic perscriptions ran out. |
| 05 Aug 2001 | david nevarez | I hate my life. people always think i am a bad guy and i just hate it and i just want to kill myself but dont know how. i want to die fast and i dont want it to be to painful |
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