| Reading these suicide pages you will find people seeking help and people offering their help. Some witness about suicide from real life experience, others who play along with me would pretend it's a children's game. Some make sick and cruel jokes about it, and angry people blame me for even mentioning the subject. You might also want to read my favourite answers. If you want your answer to be included here, fill in the form. |
| Date |
Name/email Nom/email |
What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans? |
| 09 Nov 2001 | vivi | ...never be born in any case ? |
| 09 Nov 2001 | anne | chew on the cord of a lamp while it is turned on until you electrocute yourself |
| 08 Nov 2001 | fred west | get a job at a chippy and lay in the chip fat frier whilst eating as many plastic forks.... have fun |
| 08 Nov 2001 | Alice | Wear a white dress and drown yourself in your bath tub |
| 07 Nov 2001 | you sick fuck | you sick bastard, nobodies cares, do it. |
| 07 Nov 2001 | joyless | 1) Educate yourself, get the book "Final Exit", read a.s.h.. the list is endless 2) Don't forget that the best way to kill yourself is TO GO THROUGH WITH THE PLAN. Write it out, get hold of your necessary items, choose an appropriate date and location, and force yourself to go through with it. This applies for people of ALL AGES. Tell yourself procrastination is NOT an option here, and if SO many people can succeed, SO CAN YOU.. I wish you all the best. |
| 04 Nov 2001 | looneystar | carbon monixide is the way i am going to burn out but were the fuck can i get it from? I know... My dad's brand new ferrari!!!! ha ha |
| 04 Nov 2001 | Trying | So it was only recently that I wanted to kill myself, and I think this question is not a good joke. It makes a mockery of people who are hurting so bad they can't see a way out, and it encourages grisly possibilities that are usually torturous and may not even work -- how many attempted suicides end up alive but paralyzed, maimed or brain-damaged? Killing yourself is not an easy or painless thing, and it may seem easier than living, but when you consider the consequences and the possibilities of your actions... I don't know, but I say this having tried and currently wanting to try. There are ways to be all right without suicide, even for kids who think no one is listening. Please please please try to do something to make people listen other than harming yourself or other people -- I try to write, and play the guitar and draw. Please please please. |
| 04 Nov 2001 | Jen | Is this a game or not? |
| 04 Nov 2001 | rose | Pills! They're so easy and available! |
| 03 Nov 2001 | JordanBenik | boil yourself |
| 02 Nov 2001 | vicky | Je ne veut pas que tu meurs!!!! |
| 01 Nov 2001 | oykaybility | This suicide thing is making me tired. It does not feel oykay at all. But, nevertheless, it's oykay. Anyway, you will be 13 forever. 13 is oykay. |
| 01 Nov 2001 | an asshole who thinks i am funny | this is so cool best way? what bout biting off your own balls n try cooking them with chocolate? wait....... that wont kill okay, den try eating yourself? |
| 01 Nov 2001 | David | JUMPING IN FRONT OF TRAINS Time: Seconds (or hours if unlucky) Available: Anywhere near a HIGH-SPEED railway line Certainty: Depends on your timing & speed of train. Go for decapitation Notes: Probably better to put your neck on the line, since a glancing blow would probably break your spine (& cripple you). High speed trains need a kilometer to stop, so find a blind corner. |
| 01 Nov 2001 | Jennyfurr | Um, Kid Ying- where is it that you get 3yrs. to life for attempting suicide? I attempted suicide (U.S., Florida) and I was only in there for 3 days.... so........ yeah ...and that annoying saying... WHO SAYS LIFE IS FAIR? |
| 31 Oct 2001 | Allison | OD on coke |
| 30 Oct 2001 | Fred Durst | U gotta slit ur throat + feel the swoon. coz if ur 555 then im 666! wots it like 2 b a heretic?????? |
| 29 Oct 2001 | Ben Dylan | There's no point in discussing it. Things tend to resolve themselves in ways no-one can prepare for... preparation in its fullest most comprehensive and meaningfully cohesive "sense." Get real! |
| 29 Oct 2001 | Anne Thrax | lie about your age and join the fucking army. |
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