What is the best way to commit suicide when you're under 13?

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What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13?

Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?

29 Oct 2001 firehead Well... I have something to say. I'm sick and tired of all the people that write to say that they hate this website... if you hate it... GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. Thanks... Ohh, and you can kill yourself by drinking some acid or something... It tastes sweet but at the end it hurts a fucking lot.

28 Oct 2001 Mike i'm considering suiciding in the next week or so i got 3 ways in mind
1) drink about 2 - 3 of cough syrup
2) cover your mouth and nose with tape and then cuff ur hands behind u to a chair or bed post
3) break a battery and pour the stuff inside into a drink and drink it

24 Oct 2001 FIrehead Its easy. Call your neighbor and tell him you´re fucking his wife.

24 Oct 2001 Rubber Chicken STARE AT YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN AND STARVE TO DEATH.

22 Oct 2001 Paco Eat Comet.

22 Oct 2001 thommie i'm not sure, hanging is not the one i can say. i tried that.. your muscles will spasm it's not nice at all, i think that it must be done quíck and painless, someone said that to inject carbonated water with kill you in a nano second (heart explodes), but i CAN'T say if that really works that fast, bullet in the head is probably the best one, myself i will go for the razor, remember one thing though, dying by bleeding really suffocates you (the blood carries the air to the body) and you feel freeze, my tip is to sit in a tub with very hot water, it will prevent the blood to dry up and stop the bleeding.

22 Oct 2001 Richard Smead Go buy a lot of dangerous fireworks, shove a fire work into every part of your pathetic body, drench yourself in gasoline, and take a match and a gun, walk into a kmart or some big store, then tell all the check out stands to pour the money at your feet kiss the money good bye, and light the match, and let your body parts fly all over the store, in wonderful memory of yourself. And waste all that fuckin money, just to make 'em mad.
Then you'll really BURN, FUCKIN BURN. MAKE IT HURT BECAUSE IT'S MORE FUN THAT WAY! FUCK YOU FUCKERS!
IF YOUR STILL READING, THEN YOUR ONE FUCKED UP LIL FUCK!
Oh, and if you read this and you know richard smead, go tell him he tastes like a rotting carcass, and he's a terrible kisser, and he is not funny, and that his jokes are poor excuses of bad character.... and he's #1 on my hit list. he is and so r u if your still reading, ya fucker.

21 Oct 2001 sausage thong wong some people are sooooooooo serious about this! what the hell! i think i go kill myself by being on the net and not eat thereby starving myself like those lovely afghan kids. give me one month cause i'm a chubby chubster, it'll take a long time for me to digest me.:)

20 Oct 2001 *crazy_cutter* -slit your wrists
-hang yourself
-suffocate yourself
-jump off building or cliff
-overdose

20 Oct 2001 Cocoblue Etre adulte trop tôt
Fatal

L'enfant est étonné, l'adulte fermé et désabusé (très triste) (en fait il est aveugle et un peu fou, seul dans le monde qu'il s'est bloqué par sa vision limitée et a-priorisé des choses)

Ton suicide est une mauvaise idée: ca fait très mal et quand on regrette c'est trop tard (horrible)

Reste un enfant toute ta vie (ça n'empèche pas le suicide, je te le confirme), mais cela te permet d'être un ange (très agréable) et d'être ethérique (assez agréable aussi) (on flotte de choses en choses [rêves] tout au long de sa vie, et elle est alors merveilleuse de situations et de chance) Va voir "Amelie Poulain": la petite fille se crée un monde pour ne pas avoir affaire à l'extérieur.

Tu es spéciale, j'ai remarqué :)
Mmmh, je pense que tu as fait le tour de la question; un truc quand même: si tu es sérieuse, sache qu'au moment du passage à l'acte, ce n'est jamais pareil que lorsque tu désires ta mort (l'instinct de survie je pense).

Ps: obrigada qd on est une femme

18 Oct 2001 Ashley listening to Britney Spears music 24 hours a day

18 Oct 2001 Jason trying to act like Britney Spears
Or,having anal sex with Asia Carrera

18 Oct 2001 Kal Razors, you can slit your wrists. It hurts, but it's dangerous.

17 Oct 2001 nicole Fall in love. Eventually you will die of loneliness. It's not the quickest suicide, as it may last the rest of your life, but it's surefire.
*NOTE* is also good for career suicide.

15 Oct 2001 aksel By trying to fly from a tall building.

14 Oct 2001 Pig Benis Well... there are many ways to kill yourself, but I suppose the best way to die is to live. If you are that depressed, become a musician, preferably a rock one. Write anger-ridden lyrics and make millions. Then you'll be happy. *sigh* I bet most of you aren't really depressed... just bored.

14 Oct 2001 germaine to whomever posted this msg :

thank you

because ur idiotic post was answered with a bunch of good thoughts about not commit suicide now i can get my essay done.

thanks everyone

13 Oct 2001 dom letting yourself age old, that'll kill you!

13 Oct 2001 Alyssa Everyone on here has the same suggestions.... u think drugs are gonna kill ya. That takes too long. Use yer imagination. Suicide is stupid, But If yer gonna kill yerself, be creative about it @least. Go to a near by deep lake or ocean.... something @least 15-20 feet deep. Preferably something with a cliff or dock... Get some duck tape. Tape yer mouth shut. Then take a huge cement block and tie it around yer feet tightly. Then tie yer hands together tightly. Then roll yerself off the dock er whateva... then u will sink to the bottom... U will prolly panic for a few seconds.... but don't, coz that will just make it worse. Each breath thru yer nose will become shorter and more harder to do... as yer lungs fill with water... then u will slowly slip into unconsiousness. I have more suggestions... but I don't feel like writing them all. Hmm... I have to say that I thought of a pretty good idea compared to some ppl's answers, and I'm not even suicidal. hehe.

11 Oct 2001 aLicE question, why the FUCK would you tell ppl online that you are going to die? I mean if you're fucking going to do then do it, i mean you don't care about life right? so why give you're goodbyes in a online posting?? 13 would be poisoning, because everyone would think it's an accident and its fun to find out what tastes like what...

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Date	Name/email Nom/email	What is the best way to kill yourself when you're under 13? Quelle est la meilleure forme de suicide pour les moins de 13 ans?
29 Oct 2001	firehead	Well... I have something to say. I'm sick and tired of all the people that write to say that they hate this website... if you hate it... GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. Thanks... Ohh, and you can kill yourself by drinking some acid or something... It tastes sweet but at the end it hurts a fucking lot.
28 Oct 2001	Mike	i'm considering suiciding in the next week or so i got 3 ways in mind 1) drink about 2 - 3 of cough syrup 2) cover your mouth and nose with tape and then cuff ur hands behind u to a chair or bed post 3) break a battery and pour the stuff inside into a drink and drink it
24 Oct 2001	FIrehead	Its easy. Call your neighbor and tell him you´re fucking his wife.
24 Oct 2001	Rubber Chicken	STARE AT YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN AND STARVE TO DEATH.
22 Oct 2001	Paco	Eat Comet.
22 Oct 2001	thommie	i'm not sure, hanging is not the one i can say. i tried that.. your muscles will spasm it's not nice at all, i think that it must be done quíck and painless, someone said that to inject carbonated water with kill you in a nano second (heart explodes), but i CAN'T say if that really works that fast, bullet in the head is probably the best one, myself i will go for the razor, remember one thing though, dying by bleeding really suffocates you (the blood carries the air to the body) and you feel freeze, my tip is to sit in a tub with very hot water, it will prevent the blood to dry up and stop the bleeding.
22 Oct 2001	Richard Smead	Go buy a lot of dangerous fireworks, shove a fire work into every part of your pathetic body, drench yourself in gasoline, and take a match and a gun, walk into a kmart or some big store, then tell all the check out stands to pour the money at your feet kiss the money good bye, and light the match, and let your body parts fly all over the store, in wonderful memory of yourself. And waste all that fuckin money, just to make 'em mad. Then you'll really BURN, FUCKIN BURN. MAKE IT HURT BECAUSE IT'S MORE FUN THAT WAY! FUCK YOU FUCKERS! IF YOUR STILL READING, THEN YOUR ONE FUCKED UP LIL FUCK! Oh, and if you read this and you know richard smead, go tell him he tastes like a rotting carcass, and he's a terrible kisser, and he is not funny, and that his jokes are poor excuses of bad character.... and he's #1 on my hit list. he is and so r u if your still reading, ya fucker.
21 Oct 2001	sausage thong wong	some people are sooooooooo serious about this! what the hell! i think i go kill myself by being on the net and not eat thereby starving myself like those lovely afghan kids. give me one month cause i'm a chubby chubster, it'll take a long time for me to digest me.:)
20 Oct 2001	*crazy_cutter*	-slit your wrists -hang yourself -suffocate yourself -jump off building or cliff -overdose
20 Oct 2001	Cocoblue	Etre adulte trop tôt Fatal L'enfant est étonné, l'adulte fermé et désabusé (très triste) (en fait il est aveugle et un peu fou, seul dans le monde qu'il s'est bloqué par sa vision limitée et a-priorisé des choses) Ton suicide est une mauvaise idée: ca fait très mal et quand on regrette c'est trop tard (horrible) Reste un enfant toute ta vie (ça n'empèche pas le suicide, je te le confirme), mais cela te permet d'être un ange (très agréable) et d'être ethérique (assez agréable aussi) (on flotte de choses en choses [rêves] tout au long de sa vie, et elle est alors merveilleuse de situations et de chance) Va voir "Amelie Poulain": la petite fille se crée un monde pour ne pas avoir affaire à l'extérieur. Tu es spéciale, j'ai remarqué :) Mmmh, je pense que tu as fait le tour de la question; un truc quand même: si tu es sérieuse, sache qu'au moment du passage à l'acte, ce n'est jamais pareil que lorsque tu désires ta mort (l'instinct de survie je pense). Ps: obrigada qd on est une femme
18 Oct 2001	Ashley	listening to Britney Spears music 24 hours a day
18 Oct 2001	Jason	trying to act like Britney Spears Or,having anal sex with Asia Carrera
18 Oct 2001	Kal	Razors, you can slit your wrists. It hurts, but it's dangerous.
17 Oct 2001	nicole	Fall in love. Eventually you will die of loneliness. It's not the quickest suicide, as it may last the rest of your life, but it's surefire. NOTE is also good for career suicide.
15 Oct 2001	aksel	By trying to fly from a tall building.
14 Oct 2001	Pig Benis	Well... there are many ways to kill yourself, but I suppose the best way to die is to live. If you are that depressed, become a musician, preferably a rock one. Write anger-ridden lyrics and make millions. Then you'll be happy. sigh I bet most of you aren't really depressed... just bored.
14 Oct 2001	germaine	to whomever posted this msg : thank you because ur idiotic post was answered with a bunch of good thoughts about not commit suicide now i can get my essay done. thanks everyone
13 Oct 2001	dom	letting yourself age old, that'll kill you!
13 Oct 2001	Alyssa	Everyone on here has the same suggestions.... u think drugs are gonna kill ya. That takes too long. Use yer imagination. Suicide is stupid, But If yer gonna kill yerself, be creative about it @least. Go to a near by deep lake or ocean.... something @least 15-20 feet deep. Preferably something with a cliff or dock... Get some duck tape. Tape yer mouth shut. Then take a huge cement block and tie it around yer feet tightly. Then tie yer hands together tightly. Then roll yerself off the dock er whateva... then u will sink to the bottom... U will prolly panic for a few seconds.... but don't, coz that will just make it worse. Each breath thru yer nose will become shorter and more harder to do... as yer lungs fill with water... then u will slowly slip into unconsiousness. I have more suggestions... but I don't feel like writing them all. Hmm... I have to say that I thought of a pretty good idea compared to some ppl's answers, and I'm not even suicidal. hehe.
11 Oct 2001	aLicE	question, why the FUCK would you tell ppl online that you are going to die? I mean if you're fucking going to do then do it, i mean you don't care about life right? so why give you're goodbyes in a online posting?? 13 would be poisoning, because everyone would think it's an accident and its fun to find out what tastes like what...